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SuperSneak
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In the land of the one-eyed
Jun 2000
time: 21:28
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Well, I can't say that I haven't been close to being caught for bad stuff, but generally, I managed to avoid such blatantly and patently obvious foolishness--my overwhelming desire not to be punked in front of God, family and Law Enforcement caused me to avoid geeked out situations like that.
But I'm sorry, the dude sounds like he was one bong hit away from putting an arrow through somebody's head or something much more destructive...hope it's a wake up call.
A) Pick a better place to do a deal or smoke dope or put Ectasy suppositories up your butt or whatever.
B) Don't leave your car running.
C) Once you actually return to your car, get in and drive away, in the opposite direction of the police force, just for starters.
D) Don't ask permission to go potty when you gots a baggy in your pants. Eat it.
E) Uh...quit spending your parent's money on drugs.
F) Take a break, bro. It's a sign..a big, flashing red neon sign.
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Cruddy
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Oh, big deal Zylka. A lot of Brit kids get arrested before they even turn 13. Especially for auto crime. Juvenile records get scrubbed at adulthood, so we usually make our mistakes before it really matters.
If it was me I'd plead guilty (no insurance, no excuse) and get on with my life.
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Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:28
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insane in the main brain, insane in the brain.
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LTEC!
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...and ICE CREAM!
Feb 2000
time: 21:28
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Originally posted by Zylka
Arrested for the first time! Basically my parents had taken me off the insurance for being bad as of late, |
1)Driving without insurance.
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yet I took the van out for a little business late last night, after they had fallen asleep. At the parking lot of a college, myself and an upstanding young man parked and I hopped out of the van and into his, leaving the engine running. |
2)Drug Dealing
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The second I got in, campus security pulls up and the driver jets. I protest, and after a loop he drops me off at a nearby road and I hastily return. Upon my arrival, the guards ask me why I left so suddenly and I tell them that we were afraid that gangsters were coming to get us. |
3)Not cooperating with authorities investigation.
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~PANIC ENSUES~
I eventually ask the guards if I'm legally allowed to leave, and they hesitate, but I eventually recieve a "yes"
"So you're sure you want to leave before the police get here?"
"Is it my legal right?"
"Well... umm I think so, maybe"
"Alright, see you!"
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4) Attempting to flee from the scene
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I hop in the van, alas too soon. It seems the rule is that I can leave, but the van stays put, so I stay to try to avoid a hefty impounding fee. Now things get worse, as they're checking my id etc. - they notice the ignition casing has been broken off, as I was trying to start her up with a screwdriver (it had been stolen not too long ago and abandoned). |
5) Attempting to remove an impoundable and apparent stolen vehicle.
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Oh, wait! Having a borderline legal package in my pocket, I quickly ask if there's a bathroom still open on campus I can use. |
6) Drug possesion with intent to sell
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"What, do you have to piss?"
"Errr... little bit o' both, I have chronic diahrrea..."
"Ok, go ahead"
I enter the school and ask the guard where the washroom is. As he watches me like a hawk, he replies "I'd rather you just stay here, please."
"Oh, because the 2 guards outside told me they'd rather my taking a **** in the toilet, sir."
"No."
~RUN AWAY~ |
7) Attempting to flee the scene
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I exit the front doors, and up strolls a cruiser. The package is thrown under a nearby tree right before they notice me and flash their lights. |
8) Attempting to dispose of evidence
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Enter the back of the cruiser, doors are locked... and I hit on the attractive driver before she tells me she's irritated with it and can make my time a lot worse if she so pleases. |
9) Being uncooperative with authorities.
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Sooo my parents are phoned, they decide not to press charges... I am given a court date to attend, and released. The package is scooped up before a hasty retreat, and I head for the hills in shame.
At home, the folks give me sh*t (surprise). Good Lord am I ashamed, my insurance stands to go unrealistic, and I'm actually going to have a fricking criminal record. I guess I deserve it
So, is there some sort of technicality I can indignantly ride out to freedom, or do I plead guilty? (probation will be the result)
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No ****ing way. I am guessing the judge will not have mercy on your soul. 
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Zylka
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You guys really are f*cking stupid, aren't you. It will take a while to clear up just how so in my upcoming post!
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Zylka
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That sounds like a pretty stupid event, compounded by some very stupid behavior.
But thanks for the mental image of you running around like a little boy with his pants on fire, crying about shitting yourself and hopping in and out of some gypsy van you have not insured and shouldn't be driving.
And for ****'s sake, you're 21 and you're "in trouble" for "sneaking out" the night I assume you were "grounded"?
Let me guess, you're either an only child or the baby of the family?
Grow up, move out, get a job and quit making drug deals in the parking lots of institutions, where security is bored and pervasive.
Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!
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Listen, you bald, fat ugly f*ck... "grounded?", no simply removed from the insurance for previously shooting cocaine - (it's something we little babies of the family who put ourselves through school and don't WORK IN A CUSHY SPOT AT OUR FATHERS CORPORATION work hard for).
Dimoxinil! Dimoxinil! Treadmill!
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Zylka
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Oh and mikey, I've been called a bad person, stupid, a dumbass, and even pathetic by yourself - so we're playing on your terms now. I'm 21, but tend to play fair, you grown up enough to do so yourself?
Last edited by Zylka on 10-06-2003 at 22:58
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Jon Miller
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what happend to Zykla's post where he responded?
Jon Miller
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Zylka
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
what happend to Zykla's post where he responded?
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I dunno. WHAT A STRANGE OCCURENCE
Guess I get to write it again!
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Zylka
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Originally posted by SuperSneak
But I'm sorry, the dude sounds like he was one bong hit away from putting an arrow through somebody's head or something much more destructive...hope it's a wake up call.
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Driving a trashed out van sober (without insurance OH MY!!!) and dealing in an empty parking lot = putting an arrow through somebody's head now? What marshmallow land do you live in, exactly? (...and if I must reitorate, I don't smoke pot, EVER)
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A) Pick a better place to do a deal or smoke dope or put Ectasy suppositories up your butt or whatever.
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We young'ns like to live dangerously, what can I tell you. After all - dealing LEGAL HALLUCINOGENS is one of the bigger thrills one can experience, apparently
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B) Don't leave your car running.
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What difference would that have made, exactly? Did your brain fall out with your hair? Your penis, too?
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C) Once you actually return to your car, get in and drive away, in the opposite direction of the police force, just for starters.
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Into the back of the security SUV, or over the curbing and AWAY from the enforcement party? Aside from a comical and potentially tragic hill-billy police chase a la Dukes of Hazard, I'd say that's one of the more drop dead retarded ideas presented in this thread - moreso than my complying with the law, at least
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D) Don't ask permission to go potty when you gots a baggy in your pants. Eat it.
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EAT 150$, and risk it being destroyed by my digestive system, or later pick through my sh*t in hopes of recovering it? I don't know what tricks of the trade your Daddy taught you, exactly - but only monkeys do that. So the choices present are
Ruin drugs
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Drugs up my nose after recovering them, when I get home
Or maybe I could ask Daddy for a $150 advance, that shouldn't be a problem!!!
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E) Uh...quit spending your parent's money on drugs.
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I have two jobs, and deal legally - so there's no need to. Quit spending your parent's money on your wife, child, and accomplishments. Go to school. The real world is tough, but you too can make it!
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F) Take a break, bro. It's a sign..a big, flashing red neon sign. |
Thanks, but f*ck you. That veil of caring was a few insults too late
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Zylka
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A break from my destroying incompetence in understanding, I'd like to know why I deserved this in your eyes, Che? Shouldn't all drugs, aside from the legal ones I was dealing with, be legal? (in your eyes)
Surely parking on PRIVATE property shouldn't be a criminal act, or worthy of suspect? An institution of learning, (or ANY property) shouldn't be private in the fairy tale communist ideology, should it?
Now these things make me a bad person and are justification for state punishment? Driving without insurance I can understand, but everyone has done that one night or another - you guys can admit that, I'm sure.
C'mon, che... not a hypocrite now, are you? You do stand close to your ideals for humanity, what a strong individual!
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:28
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Probably like 85% of drug dealings happens in parking lots. Especially, when dealer and buyer doesn't know each other, and they don't want to get introduced more than that. There are several reasons why parking lots are used, but at the same time it is very known fact. I've seen many times drug dealings in parking lots and I bet that if I was narcotics cop, I'd get one random dealer per day even in here, slow drug country. It's so obvious many times, I mean don't they know it, or better yet, care?
So, rent-a-cops, cops etc see cars in parking lots that have even little bit suspicious elements in the air, you bet your ass they're gonna check you out. Especially in college area I'd like to think. That's the place where all the students want to spend their parents hard earned money to buy some party substances. So, if you ask why you got caught, I'm sorry but you have no reasons to attack other people for laughing at you, you are most likely the worst dealer of all times.
And eat pot worth of $150? Hell yeah, if that's the only option? If you ask to go to bathroom, they know you're going to flush, and at least then they KNOW you have something, if they didn't knew that before. Also, your face could be familiar, they could know that you are dealing drugs. Legal or illegal. Word goes around... maybe they have seen your van in some suspicious activity before..
.. but just as a hint, if you want to keep dealing drugs, then use your head. And someone made an excellent point, there are no old drug dealers and there's a reason for it. Quit ****ing around and get a real job, like pimping hoes.
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Zylka
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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
Probably like 85% of drug dealings happens in parking lots. Especially, when dealer and buyer doesn't know each other, and they don't want to get introduced more than that. There are several reasons why parking lots are used, but at the same time it is very known fact. I've seen many times drug dealings in parking lots and I bet that if I was narcotics cop, I'd get one random dealer per day even in here, slow drug country. It's so obvious many times, I mean don't they know it, or better yet, care?
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I know how to deal drugs, thanks. It would have gone off perfectly had I not forgotten that my parents are too lazy and f*cking retarded to fix the ignition casing, hence the guards legal probable cause. The dealing isn't enough unless they watch the exchange
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So, rent-a-cops, cops etc see cars in parking lots that have even little bit suspicious elements in the air, you bet your ass they're gonna check you out. Especially in college area I'd like to think. That's the place where all the students want to spend their parents hard earned money to buy some party substances. So, if you ask why you got caught, I'm sorry but you have no reasons to attack other people for laughing at you, you are most likely the worst dealer of all times.
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I didn't ask why I got caught, are you a f*cking retard who can't read, as well? Again, I wasn't charged on trafficking, nor could I have been. Illiteracy goes a long way in frustrating me, sorry
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And eat pot worth of $150? Hell yeah, if that's the only option? If you ask to go to bathroom, they know you're going to flush, and at least then they KNOW you have something, if they didn't knew that before. Also, your face could be familiar, they could know that you are dealing drugs. Legal or illegal. Word goes around... maybe they have seen your van in some suspicious activity before..
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IT WASN'T POT??? MAYBE U SOME READ BOOKS SUMTIME AND LEARNING ANGLISH BETTAR??? And whether or not they know what I'm flushing drugs, I got away and later recovered them. A smarter dealer such as yourself would have had them confiscated by the police, or picked through his sh*t, or risked the bag bursting open in his stomach and DYING OF AN OD?
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.. but just as a hint, if you want to keep dealing drugs, then use your head. And someone made an excellent point, there are no old drug dealers and there's a reason for it. Quit ****ing around and get a real job, like pimping hoes. |
I'll be sure not to take hints from you in using my head. Holy f*ck, even the stupidest are allowed to give advice now? I guess you get what you pay for
Last edited by Zylka on 10-06-2003 at 23:54
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10-06-2003 12:53
....do you know why there's not any old drug dealers? 
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