09-06-2003 20:22									#1
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Arrested for the first time! Basically my parents had taken me off the insurance for being bad as of late, yet I took the van out for a little business late last night, after they had fallen asleep. At the parking lot of a college, myself and an upstanding young man parked and I hopped out of the van and into his, leaving the engine running. The second I got in, campus security pulls up and the driver jets. I protest, and after a loop he drops me off at a nearby road and I hastily return. Upon my arrival, the guards ask me why I left so suddenly and I tell them that we were afraid that gangsters were coming to get us.

~PANIC ENSUES~

I eventually ask the guards if I'm legally allowed to leave, and they hesitate, but I eventually recieve a "yes"

"So you're sure you want to leave before the police get here?"
"Is it my legal right?"
"Well... umm I think so, maybe"
"Alright, see you!"

I hop in the van, alas too soon. It seems the rule is that I can leave, but the van stays put, so I stay to try to avoid a hefty impounding fee. Now things get worse, as they're checking my id etc. - they notice the ignition casing has been broken off, as I was trying to start her up with a screwdriver (it had been stolen not too long ago and abandoned).

Oh, wait! Having a borderline legal package in my pocket, I quickly ask if there's a bathroom still open on campus I can use.

"What, do you have to piss?"
"Errr... little bit o' both, I have chronic diahrrea..."
"Ok, go ahead"

I enter the school and ask the guard where the washroom is. As he watches me like a hawk, he replies "I'd rather you just stay here, please."

"Oh, because the 2 guards outside told me they'd rather my taking a **** in the toilet, sir."

"No."

~RUN AWAY~

I exit the front doors, and up strolls a cruiser. The package is thrown under a nearby tree right before they notice me and flash their lights. Enter the back of the cruiser, doors are locked... and I hit on the attractive driver before she tells me she's irritated with it and can make my time a lot worse if she so pleases. Sooo my parents are phoned, they decide not to press charges... I am given a court date to attend, and released. The package is scooped up before a hasty retreat, and I head for the hills in shame.

At home, the folks give me sh*t (surprise). Good Lord am I ashamed, my insurance stands to go unrealistic, and I'm actually going to have a fricking criminal record. I guess I deserve it

So, is there some sort of technicality I can indignantly ride out to freedom, or do I plead guilty? (probation will be the result)

Rehab, here I come!!!

	09-06-2003 20:35									#2
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i didnt understand ****

	09-06-2003 20:37									#3
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So something bad did happen to you. Apocalypse called it in the spam thread.

Pleady guilty, cause fo you don't and the presecutors come looking in Poly, well....

Nah, do whatever your lawyer advices, if you trust him.

	09-06-2003 20:45									#4
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Can't imagine it happening to a more deserving person.

	09-06-2003 20:49									#5
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I didnt understand that bit about hisparentsrpessing charges?

what for? for stealing their van?

and what was theproblem, that he started it with a screwdriver?

and why is he prosecuted? for drugs?


and hitting on the cop?

	09-06-2003 20:50									#6
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You're in the **** now.

I advise leaving the country and coming here to take over my awful job.

You don't/can't drive here!

	09-06-2003 20:54									#7
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What are the charges?

	09-06-2003 20:57									#8
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Can't imagine it happening to a more deserving person.

I thought I was on ignore!

Don't you have a Chinese **** to suck, or an unemployment cheque to cash, or something?

	09-06-2003 21:01									#9
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Eh, you know, you say your vehicle was abandoned after it was stolen a few months ago, so you took it. Really smart pal

Also, when possible, try to only commit one crime at a time--leave the borderline legal packages at home next time you do something worthy of cop trouble

	09-06-2003 21:06									#10
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However, if you're asking for my advice, I say plead guilty, since that's whut it sounds like you are.

	09-06-2003 21:07									#11
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get a very good lawer spare no expences and do what he tells you

	09-06-2003 21:13									#12
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I'm sad now

SAD

	09-06-2003 21:15									#13
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quote: leave the borderline legal packages at home next time you do something worthy of cop trouble

I think that was the, uh, buisness he was performing at the time of the incident...

	09-06-2003 21:15									#14
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Be a man and cop a plea.

	09-06-2003 21:58									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka I thought I was on ignore!

You are, but when GePap wrote something bad happened to you, I just had to read it. It really cheered me up. Thanks. It's nice to know that bad things happen to bad people.

	09-06-2003 22:27									#16
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Ah, damn... sorry Zylka. Probably should just cop a plea, it won't be too bad.

Good luck, my man!

	09-06-2003 22:33									#17
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Ah, damn... sorry Zylka. Probably should just cop a plea, it won't be too bad.

Good luck, my man!

	09-06-2003 23:02									#18
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I don't understand. Your parents didn't press charges,and they never found the package. What's the problem?

	09-06-2003 23:04									#19
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I didn't get half of that crap.

	09-06-2003 23:02									#20
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I didn't get half of that crap.

	09-06-2003 23:02									#21
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I don't understand. Your parents didn't press charges,and they never found the package. What's the problem?

	09-06-2003 23:06									#22
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what was all the first paragraph about? you jump int oa car and the driver throws you out? why?

	09-06-2003 23:15									#23
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Japher

Ecthelion, Imran, DaShi
More specifically just Ecth and Da, but that's got to be the first DP sequence I've seen where it's a DP crosspost.
Che
Dammit, Che, don't you see that the kid needs help, not belittlement? If you're going to arse through the entire thing just put him back on Ignore.

	09-06-2003 23:16									#24
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yeah, what an excellence

	10-06-2003 00:01									#25
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quote: Originally posted by GePap So something bad did happen to you. Apocalypse called it in the spam thread.

Actually this happened last night, after I talked with him about my problem with a friend of mine who's breasts have been growing a lot recently...and how she might be pregnant.

He was gone because of his modem and he forgot my phone number.

	10-06-2003 00:05									#26
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quote: after I talked with him about my problem with a friend of mine who's breasts have been growing a lot recently...and how she might be pregnant.

Just curious, but why did you think you needed to share this?

	10-06-2003 00:26									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Just curious, but why did you think you needed to share this?

Lighten the mood after che's negativity.

	10-06-2003 00:27									#28
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Zylka, I hope you don't mind squealing like a little girl, once you get transferred to the Big House.

	10-06-2003 00:27									#29
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Zylka, was this at the UofC?

	10-06-2003 00:43									#30
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I didn't understand the hassle with that van. But at the end, that was not the problem but the little baggie was?
And that's why you run, because you had something you didn't want the cops find, and that's why you wanted to go to bahtroom, to flush it? You threw it away, but they found it and that's what you're charged for?

If not, then I don't understand what this all is about.