10-06-2003 23:58									#91
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly The point's already been made, but bears repeating: If you're going to meet a "friend" to purchase "semi-legal substances," do NOT meet them on the grounds of an organization that HIRES FRICKING GUARDS!!! You shouldn't be imprisoned for the substances, you shouldn't be grounded for taking the van, but you should be b!tch-slapped into next year for being so spectacularly stupid.

I was stupid for not being more assertive in stopping the driver from leaving the lot, and forgetting my ghetto parents hadn't yet fixed the casing. That's all I'll admit to

	11-06-2003 00:01									#92
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Well if that's the way you're going to be about it, then fine. I hope Bubba finds your butthole tasty and you don't mind while he knocks your teeth out so he can get better bj's. Go, deal drugs more, get caught with your broken van, learn nothing from this experience and blame everyone else from your failures.

You sound like the master of all dealers, getting caught be guards in parking lot with your broken van. Man that's like straight from 'the cops' when they bust some white trailer trash. Besides, I am smarter dealer than you. I don't deal, or do drugs. At least I learned when I got caught smoking pot when I was underaged. Tell Bubba I said hello.

	11-06-2003 00:03									#93
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Zylka: I sounds like you don't have a very good relationship with your parents.

	11-06-2003 00:07									#94
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...so it's your parents' job to fix the casing of your stolen vehicle? Hm.

Anyways, Zylka, you asked whut to do, so I'm going to tell you:

Plead guilty, get rehab. Nothing more or less complicated.

	11-06-2003 00:14									#95
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LTEC! Hey doll, little bored with whale on golddigger games? Alright, I'll play with you!

quote: Originally posted by LTEC! 1)Driving without insurance.

OH NO! I'm sure 80% of population hasn't pataked in that, including officers, including yourself. It was one night.

quote: 2)Drug Dealing

Legal drug dealing. Ever buy a 6 pack of coke? Ever sell a coffee? UH OH! You're part of the trade, too!

quote: 3)Not cooperating with authorities investigation.

Hey, it's my legal right to say what I want unless I'm under oath. BOO HOO, I told a white lie to avoid officers as ignorant as yourself taking away my profit and "losing" it.

quote: 4) Attempting to flee from the scene

I was legally allowed? Did I not clarify that, and that I specifically ASKED THEM such?

quote: 5) Attempting to remove an impoundable and apparent stolen vehicle.

Key word missing = NOT (before attempting) as I did not drive off after they specified I could not leave with the vehicle, and key word being APPARENT as it wasn't stolen and I'm not being charged with GTA

quote: 6) Drug possesion with intent to sell

Make me a latte' or you don't get the 35 cent tip there, darlin' *smack on the ass*

quote: 7) Attempting to flee the scene

Oh. How exactly were you influenced in making this one up?

quote: 8) Attempting to dispose of evidence

Evidence of what? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS, PEOPLE?!?!

quote: 9) Being uncooperative with authorities.

Oh. Point it out, oF how my legal games with f*cking hack tarmac security is legally wrong

quote: No ****ing way. I am guessing the judge will not have mercy on your soul.

Just who the f*ck gave you your failed Law Degree from correspondents college, all of the sudden? I'd go back to your commercial homemaking... can I get gravy with that?

	11-06-2003 00:14									#96
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Now these things make me a bad person and are justification for state punishment?

No, none of that has anything to do with why you're a bad person.

	11-06-2003 00:15									#97
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka ... Rehab, here I come!!!

You told us the solution yourself.

	11-06-2003 00:19									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Well if that's the way you're going to be about it, then fine. I hope Bubba finds your butthole tasty and you don't mind while he knocks your teeth out so he can get better bj's. Go, deal drugs more, get caught with your broken van, learn nothing from this experience and blame everyone else from your failures. You sound like the master of all dealers, getting caught be guards in parking lot with your broken van. Man that's like straight from 'the cops' when they bust some white trailer trash. Besides, I am smarter dealer than you. I don't deal, or do drugs. At least I learned when I got caught smoking pot when I was underaged. Tell Bubba I said hello.

Say hi to Bubba yourself, maybe he can teach you English.

I'M DEALING LEGAL DRUGS, YOU F*CKING HEADCASE. CAN YOU READ, OR NOT???

Besides which, you'll be sent to jail for toking a lot sooner than I will for driving my parents car around without insurance I PAID FOR several months earlier. On that note, they're dropping the charges now (they have to).

	11-06-2003 00:21									#99
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What ever.

	11-06-2003 00:24									#100
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Come visit Canada. My fists see visions of your dainty little Finnish head caved in like a soft melon.

Wait, is that illegal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

	11-06-2003 00:24									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka What ever.

Oh come on! What happened to the "Maybe so, but I'll be teaching you some manners if our paths ever cross" post???

	11-06-2003 00:27									#102
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara No, none of that has anything to do with why you're a bad person.

...but my being legally charged on this arbitrary basis in loose exchange for my being a bad person is "justice"? Please, go block people on their way to work with signs demanding a Soviet or Chinese style social paradise - the world needs you!

	11-06-2003 00:28									#103
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I'm interested as to why you think he's a bad person, Che. I think he's flawed, but not fundamentally bad...

"(...and if I must reitorate, I don't smoke pot, EVER)"
Call me crazy, but isn't pot a bit less dangerous than crack? Why do you take this stand?

And what exactly was the 150 worth of? 150 of ham? 150 of what?? I'm curious as to what this legal substance was that had to be exchanged at the dead of night...

	11-06-2003 00:28									#104
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Because that would never happen, as we will never meet. Second of all, I'm tired of talking to you, as you are ****ed in the head. You are not worth of my time, and you are nothing but a waste of human skin. That's why I edited it, because it will never happen. This is internet forum, and it's retarded to say things like that, because anyone can say those things, and even if someone would actually mean it, it still looks stupid.

Furthermore, I don't care about you. In order for me to get angry to you, I'd actually have to care about you. But you are just air to me. I do not care if you live or die, go to jail or get rich and live happily ever after. I just don't care.

	11-06-2003 00:29									#105
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Are you now a licensed phamacist?
No? You can't sell "legal" drugs, Z.

	11-06-2003 00:34									#106
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 I'm interested as to why you think he's a bad person, Che.

I'm actually a prety easy going guy, as all who have met me will attest. It takes a lot for me to really dislike someone. I don't even dislike Fez. Zylka gets on my last nerve, and if you can do that, you have more than just issues, you have a whole subscription.

	11-06-2003 00:35									#107
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Are you now a licensed phamacist? No? You can't sell "legal" drugs, Z.

Yeah, you can if it's not scheduled for pharmacy shelves.

	11-06-2003 00:38									#108
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka I'M DEALING LEGAL DRUGS, YOU F*CKING HEADCASE. CAN YOU READ, OR NOT???

The mystery is solved. The legal drug was Ritalin and it was Zylka's which he fails to take (resulting in his strange behaviour) and attempts to sell.

I think I'll change my name to Sherlock.

	11-06-2003 00:39									#109
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So what was this mysterious legal drug which you had to stash to keep the police from busting you?

	11-06-2003 00:40									#110
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Zylka, get a grip on yourself. Take a deep breath and count to 10. Then, calmly think it over.

(And quit referring to penis size, and dainty Finnish heads, please?)

	11-06-2003 00:41									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Furthermore, I don't care about you. In order for me to get angry to you, I'd actually have to care about you. But you are just air to me. I do not care if you live or die, go to jail or get rich and live happily ever after. I just don't care.

Well I would care if any of you died, or lived miserably, regardless of whether or not we get along. Still, A lot You make me sick, to be honest. I come on here admitting guilt and shame, and there's this sudden air of glee over my troubles and the whole situation. Sure, telling one that they've done wrong and agreeing they should be ashamed is fair - but it's just so sad that joy can actually be taken in this. I think that's a sign that your own lives need a little bit of review

	11-06-2003 00:44									#112
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Che, do your research on legal hallucinogens and then make your own assumptions. As I said before, this is borderline legal - they don't charge people for it, but an ignorant and conservative judicial system can go the lengths to stretch a prosecution when they want to

	11-06-2003 00:50									#113
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Well, I admit my reply was a bit aggressive, but you started full charge after that. If you expect nice posts from me after that, then you're wrong. You attack my ability to understand and write english and I admit it's not the best but I'd like to remind you, that it's my 2nd language. That said, I think you attacking it is not exactly asking for my best possible responses to your problems.

So, when I wasn't being the nicest guy, neither were you. But because I admit that my response was not smartest response to give, I'm willing to apologize to you, as long as you see your weak moments too.

	11-06-2003 01:53									#114
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Hey, dipshit, get your facts straight:
Fat: yes.
Bald: yes.
Work for my Father: no, I don't know what the hell you're talking about there.
Put myself through school: Yes.
Actually got a degree, unlike certain smartass genius' who drive around in some rickety hoopty mobile peddling their behavior modifiers (now THAT'S pathetic): No.
Live with my parents: No.
Pay my own rent: Yes.
Act like a dumb**** like you: No.
Shoot coke: No (DUMBASS!)

****...Pekka has a better command over the English language than you do, you snaggletoothed, remedial yokel! Plus, he has a degree of sensitivity and perception you can't hope to have.
So before you go writing any checks with your mouth that you can't cover with your ass again, let's review:
You came on here and talked about what dipshits your poor ****ing parents are--and yes, for putting up with your ingrateful, worthless ass they are, apparently--bragged on selling drugs, then basically illustrated what a meathead you are by your poopy pants lame ass excuse to ditch these "legal" drugs and then expect anyone to give a rat's ass about you or your situation?
You're obviously a knuckle-dragging cro-mag loser, so **** yourself sideways.

Why don't you stop peddling your Xanax or whatever animal tranq you're on and use it for a change, loser?

	11-06-2003 01:56									#115
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*Boris gives this thread an even wider berth than before*

	11-06-2003 02:01									#116
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Don't worry, this isn't a reprise of the circumcision thread...just sharpening my claws on some deadwood, that's all. I don't think I'll even come back to this thread...I remember why I left this site now...too many infuriating juvenile no-accounts who think they're all that.

	11-06-2003 02:24									#117
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Magic mushrooms! Or peyote!
Which was it ?

	11-06-2003 02:25									#118
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Oh and mikey, I've been called a bad person, stupid, a dumbass, and even pathetic by yourself - so we're playing on your terms now. I'm 21, but tend to play fair, you grown up enough to do so yourself?

If you can't separate criticism of the stupid stuff you do, from criticism of you as an individual, that's your problem. Or do you think your little stuntlet you posted about was a proud achievement and the high point of your life?

	11-06-2003 02:29									#119
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Magic mushrooms! Or peyote! Which was it ?

Those are both illegal, at least in the US. Tobacco, morning glory seeds, and netmeg all have hallucinagenic qualities, as does ergot (but you'd be a damned fool to take the last one). What else, belladonna (deadly nightshade), mandrake, jimson weed in low enough doses will make you trip. Too much, and well, it was nice knowin' ya,

	11-06-2003 02:32									#120
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Be that as it may, I'm disappointed in you, Mike. You should be chastizing me or something for the personal attack. I knew it was wrong, I did it anyway.

Zylka dishes it out, he can take it, except it seems he can't.

He posts a thread about his stupid misbehavior and getting caught, but not getting caught for everything, and when he gets responses he doesn't like (what was he expecting "Oh, you da man Z" or something?), he has to show how tough he is from behind the keyboard.