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Chieftain
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Oct 2002
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make sure she gets an enema first

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Hmmmmm....
Feta cheese..... :yum:

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Good Lord, no :BLEGGHH:

...but an olive complexion and anchovy scent??? THAT'S HEAVEN SCENT!!!

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Zylka, one question?

Why is she doing all the work at this?

If you fancy the chick, do let her know... then ask her how she feels about you.

It could save an awful lot of embarrassment.

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Indeed, I think I'll bring such a topic up when my face is full of muff

Oh great, I'm all wired again

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this guy in greece, I swear he was gay, sooo funny,
and we talked a few times gave him my address and wrote me
some really deep stuff ...


We've found paiktis!

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sometimes zylka's rivals my own in sheer silliness

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Aug 2005
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  Old Post 28-06-2003 07:45
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Bah, he's not going to get any. He ran out of Paxi Pads.

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I think she might see you as the nice guy who she can talk to and as someone who understand her. I had that problem, being always the nice guy when the bad boys were harvesting the goodies. No more!

But then again, if she thinks you're the nice guy, then she might even go further with you. This can not be promised naturally, but at least she likes you at some level and shares her personal stuff with you, so at some level she also trusts you. She's attracting all these jerks, so maybe you should point out that you're not a jerk, and that she could think you as a possibility?

Well anyway, if this continues longer and she doesn't show you that she likes you in another level too, then she definitely thinks you as the nice guy. Even if so, it still doesn't rule out the possibility of deepening the relationship. But then it's up to you to let her know what you want.. But there is the risk of her feeling uncomfortable ever after, and you're not the nice guy anymore. So, if you don't necessarily want to be the shoulder for her problems, then you should let her know what you want..

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well damn... i read those conversations and zylka, you seem to have gotten to the point where yall two are just playing mind games with each other. i don't see why you dont just be straight forward and clearly ask what you want to know

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eh we're going out in an hour or two. I'll let her know when my face is held between her thighs - c'mon guys!!!

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well damn... you eat that ****?

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wow... and all along i thought **** was a slangword that people outside the cities didn't know about...

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Zylka

Speer: If he's a good man he damn well better eat that ****!

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Zylka - like I said, asking before diving in there could save you a helluva lot of embarrassment.

If you're too embarrassed to even ask - you've got a long way to go.

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Imran:

that kind of behaviour is taboo where i come from. guys who do it are constantly messed with about it by other guys... (although sometimes i get the feeling that the other guys do it too except they just haven't been found out)

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"i don't see why you dont just be straight forward and clearly ask what you want to know"
Cause many of us count ourselves as a member of the generation of neurotics.

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Wait...wouldn't guys in the inner city want to be more inclined to want to eat ****? I mean, if the whole larger penis thing is true about black guys, wouldn't they need more foreplay to get it in?

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Apocalypse:

american men (particularily poor men) are more masculine than people in... europe...

a lot of guys see that kind of stuff as being reducing your manhood. i wouldnt be surprised if half the guys who mess with people who do do it, actually do it themselves but keep it quiet and are kind of ashamed about it. still, it's like you're not a man if you do that stuff.

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Haha I think it makes one more of a man... :tasty:

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we are talking about the same thing right?

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Going down on a girl? Eating a woman out? Sounds fine to me.

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damn you people are strange sometimes... no guy would be proud of doing that stuff...

we must be more manly than yall...

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that kind of behaviour is taboo where i come from.


You live in a very ****ed up part of the country then. Then again, we knew that .

quote:
Going down on a girl? Eating a woman out? Sounds fine to me.


More than fine! Good stuff

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To not do it is a dishonour. To deny a woman pleasure for purposes of selfishness is unchristian.

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...and a fine Christian soldier I'll be tonight HAHAHAHAHA

Cruddy:

You stare into her eyes,
while running up the thighs:

gently massaging...

If she pushes away,
A-ok!
If she leans in,
get ready for sin!





I think I just made a Haiku or something!

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damn you people are strange sometimes... no guy would be proud of doing that stuff...

we must be more manly than yall...


What? Pleasing a woman, unmanly?

There's 1,000s ways of pleasing a woman, that's only one of them.

If you won't for her, why should she for you?

Course, it takes practise and a gentle approach is best... but to be honest, I think it's great.

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Zylka! Haiku is 5-7-5!!!

Opportune passage
I see from foot to her breast
Soon taste the nectar

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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what the hell?

are yall playing with me?

guys don't do that... or at least they deny it constantly. it's emasculating.

i dont know. maybe people in the city are more male-dominating.

 
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