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Zylka is offline Zylka
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[03:40:49] aM: Well (Zylka) im going to go to bed im exhausted
[03:40:58] aM: i have a long day ahead of me tomorrow
[03:41:00] aM: BTW
[03:41:02] aM: question
[03:41:06] Grand Prix ..: sure
[03:41:25] aM: did aaron and I seem like a couple?
[03:42:02] Grand Prix ..: a little bit, actually! I did wonder that -
but one of the guys told me otherwise
[03:42:11] aM: who josh?
[03:42:21] Grand Prix ..: can't quite remember, I think Jeff
[03:42:38] aM: Ohhh ... okk just wondering ... cuz were not .. were
just friends ...
[03:42:41] aM: I think he likes me tho
[03:42:44] aM: and Im not interested
[03:42:45] Grand Prix ..: really???
[03:42:49] Grand Prix ..: yikes...
[03:42:52] aM: yeahh..
[03:42:55] Grand Prix ..: well
[03:42:57] aM: I donno I just think he does ..
[03:43:01] aM: he acts like it
[03:43:10] Grand Prix ..: a little
[03:43:29] aM: hes so much older then me, Im moving, I donno .. not my type! I felt so bad i saw him today and I was being kind of snobby
[03:43:40] aM: But hes an awesome guy
[03:43:50] aM: I always have a great time hanging out with him!
[03:43:51] Grand Prix ..: hmmm.. well I do like him a lot too, even from one night
[03:43:59] aM: Hes really nice

[bla bla bla bla]


WHAT IS SHE TELLING ME?! "Bug off, I'm not interested", or "He's not my boyfriend - come and get it!". We met a few days ago at the club and talked all night of her move out east, and at one point she said casually that even I could do the same utilizing the student program if so desired - but that was CASUALLY

So she moves temporarily in several weeks and then decides whether or not to stay. What's my course of action???

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Good question. Didn't you get somebody knocked up at one point?

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OUCH

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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This saga is getting towards Albert Speeresque proportions...

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Name the baby "Gimp".

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Feb 2000
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Rhiannon?

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Hey hey HEAY THAT'S RIGHT! Laz you got a girl preggers, yet won't give advice???

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Well if you want to mimic my approach, marry the girl four years beforehand.

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WELL MAYBE I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE INSTITUION OF MARRIAGE??? MAYBE I DON'T LIKE CAPERS WITHOUT FISH???

Help

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Maybe she'll move east like you moved to Toronto.

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Got spare money?

Had I magic parents who pay for my life I would have!

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I just got off this hot convo with her, so I think I'm set:

am: hey!
Zylka: hey
am: sex me up with your man penis
Zylka: ok

am & Zylka: ooh ohhh oh






























No, in all truth it was this convo - so I think I've been sunk :

[13:24:30] aM: Hey (Z)
[13:24:32] aM: how are u?
[13:24:42] Schumi wins..: hi am. good, yourself?
[13:24:56] aM: Im ok ... disgusted!
[13:25:02] Schumi wins..: how so
[13:25:02] aM: I recieved a disturbing email today
[13:25:09] Schumi wins..: oh no
[13:25:24] Schumi wins..: like spam, or from an anonymous person addressing you?
[13:26:09] aM: well this OLDER guy ... that I met 3 months ago at my work, well he came in last night, and I thought he was joking around when he said that he travelled 30 hrs to see me, and since Im going to (city) he might take this job there, and track me down there
[13:26:17] aM: Im like haha .. funny sense of humor..
[13:26:34] Schumi wins..: oh boy
[13:26:37] aM: This is what he wrote
[13:26:40] Schumi wins..: and how old is he
[13:26:40] aM: My personal opinion will continue to revolve upon
the fact that I did travel 35
hours simply to see your smile and I feel well rewarded at
having been greeted
by your warmth! The rest of the world may pause and
reproduce itself; I got to
be near you.
[13:26:55] Schumi wins..: ah huh
[13:27:01] aM: I was a bit crushed to learn of your plans to invade
(city). It is my own
fault I did not make you fall madly for me and then took
some time to further my
career. Therfore,it would be wrong of me to discourage you
from pursuing your
goals.
[13:27:11] aM: what the hell???
[13:27:21] Schumi wins..: and how well do you know him??
[13:27:22] aMiTa: I don't understand how I give out this message to
peopel??
[13:27:26] aM: NOT WELL
[13:27:27] Schumi wins..: if at all?
[13:27:35] aM: 3 months ago he came in a few times..
[13:27:46] aM: maybe hmmm ... 3-4 times .. and we would talk .. and
that was it ..
[13:27:52] aM: he got my email then cuz he was going away
[13:28:05] Schumi wins..: that is so heavy I can't even take it aside
from a joke
[13:28:24] Schumi wins..: but... girls seem able to meet some pretty
interesting creeps
[13:28:35] aM: I know!! a pedifile and a stalker in one night!
[13:28:37] aM: lol
[13:29:24] aM: this isnt the first time this has happened.. its
happened with others
[13:29:46] aM: this guy in greece, I swear he was gay, sooo funny,
and we talked a few times gave him my address and wrote me
some really deep stuff ...
[13:29:47] Schumi wins..: hahaha.. I'm sorry
[13:29:55] Schumi wins..: ok
[13:29:58] aM: this other guy ... distrubing email ... Im so sick
of it
[13:30:29] Schumi wins..: ermm so the greek guys stuff was sweet?
[13:30:38] aM: Anyways .. Im going to finish writing this email!!
[13:30:41] aM: NO not sweet
[13:30:43] aM: deep
[13:31:04] Schumi wins..: hmm
[13:31:07] aM: Disturbing deep .. like
[13:31:32] aM: I always think about u, something about wanting to
see me again and my body (I met him on the beach) .. I
donno it was along time ago
[13:32:02] Schumi wins..: oh, that's nice :S
[13:32:26] Schumi wins..: as for the 35 hour guy, is that who you're
writing right now, or will you not respond?
[13:32:55] aM: I will respond ... I will tell him I was never
interested in him, sorry I gave him the wrong impression..
[13:34:05] Schumi wins..: good luck.. it's probably the best idea
though, to cut him off as soon as possible if he's talking
like this while barely knowing you
[13:34:59] aM: yeah for sure .. he added ... at the end... that he
wants to help me pursue my goals and will assist me in any
way he can or something.. I'll just tell him no
[13:35:04] aM: Im gong to write it right now
[13:35:30] Schumi wins..: short and simple I think? don't provide much
for him to respond to
[13:35:40] aM: good point
[13:36:11] This happens often enough with some guys, but they eventually grow up
buuuut g'luck with the letter for now!
[13:37:21] aM: Crazy ...
[13:37:22] aM: thank u
[13:37:31] aM: Dear (Guy)l ... wow, I am very shocked at your email!
I had no idea you felt this way ... I am sorry if I gave
you the wrong impression, but I was never interested in
pursuing this further then a professional level.
[13:38:24] aM: how does that sound?
[13:39:02] Schumi wins..: good..
[13:39:51] Schumi wins..: I imagine he'll throw another long one at
you, unfortunately
[13:40:02] aM: I appreciate your admiration, and effort ... you are
a very intellegent person and have done alot with your
life, and you should be very proud of those
accomplishments.



[13:40:03] aM: ?
[13:40:11] aM: and then ..
[13:40:23] aM: just to balance it .. and then
[13:40:31] aM: make it clear again that iM not interested at all
[13:41:43] Schumi wins..: I personally think the "you are a [...]
person" sounds impersonal and doesn't need to be drawn out.
maybe just "you are a nice, easy person to get along
with."
[13:42:28] Schumi wins..: and then naturally, ya - the soft finale of
reitoration
[13:43:46] aM: Like I said, I am sorry if I gave you the wrong
impression, I wish you all the luck in your future. I
however, am just beginning my journey, and cannot pursue
this relationship any further.

[13:43:53] aMiTa: take care
[13:43:55] aMiTa: END
[13:44:42] Schumi wins..: I think it's fair... what can I say
[13:44:56] aM: Yeah I think so too
[13:44:58] aM: Sorry ..
[13:45:25] aM: Im just laying this all out on u ... yeahh its over
now!!
[13:46:20] aM: Anyways (Z) Im going to get going ....... thanks
for listening!!
[13:46:21] aMiTa: talk to u later
[13:46:25] Schumi wins..: have a good one


Talk about "subtle". And I wasn't even the one who suggested a move out east! Hopefully I'm overanalyzing and she just wants to honestly tell me about this creep without insinuation. Then again, maybe she's doing it to make me work harder and become an obsessive little monkey who scares her!

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Will Zylka get to play hide the sausage? Will he get blown? Or will he just get blown out? Tune in next week to find out the next part in 'The Zylka Saga'

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wow, talking about reading too much into things.

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Yeah I get that a lot...

am: UNF unf unf ohh I want ur bab(ies)

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Don't forget to get it pierced before the relationship gets too close.

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Damn right - hopefully if she's like a racoon, a nice shiny object will detract from the size!!!

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Z, isn't it the wrong time to be checking out hoes right now?

Unless you are going for the whole "I'm a bad boy in trouble with the cops" angle...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/15/p...e.ap/index.html

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aaaAAAAAaahhh!!! I'm not a wife-baby murderer! I just want to be able to drive late at night, be a success and help to the world and eventually fall in love with someone special - AM I NOT HUMAN??? *SOB*

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*pats zylka sympathetically on the head*

There there, now.

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We must prevent Zylka from breeding at all costs.

Then again they could take after their mother's side so it might not be that bad.

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i thought i got a girl knocked up once

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Stalker is an embarassing and awkward profession at best.

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HAHAHAHA GUESS WHO GOT LUCKY


AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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Does it mean that this rant is over?

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It wasn't me!

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quote:
Originally posted by Zylka
aaaAAAAAaahhh!!! I'm not a wife-baby murderer! I just want to be able to drive late at night, be a success and help to the world and eventually fall in love with someone special - AM I NOT HUMAN??? *SOB*


1) Give up, life is a b*tch and none of your dreams or aspirations will be realised. You'll just be f**ked over by a cruel society and a greedy boss.

2) No, I have seen nothing to convince me you are human at all

You know, daytime radio and television in this country are allowed to use the term b*tch...I find it bizarre how Apolyton doesn't...

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Well gentlemen, it looks like I'm going to be eating Greek Salad tonight IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

 
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