19-06-2003 04:54									#1
	New TV find: THE AMANDA SHOW Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Hello friends! Well well well, sitting here on an overcast day after minimal yardwork - what better to do than watch television for relaxation? For some reason channel 66 is running (Family channel that my gay little brother probably left on) but hark - what a treat awaits, in...

Nickelodeon's - THE AMANDA SHOW!!!

There's nothing quite like watching this delightful live action comedy which includes skits such as The Girls Room - A Junior High bathroom setting filled with several luscious, popularity struck 14 year old girls, along with (for some reason) a conspicuously odd and stereotypically squawky 30 year old black "student". What more should I ask for as I sit sprawled out on the couch, content in simply wondering what flavors of tampons each one of them uses (if even)?

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I'm guessing maybe Kraft Dinner?

The show's pilot episode was first broadcasted sometime around the formation of the Warsaw Pact (I think), in retaliation to the giant spiders near Neptune that were constructing space Obelisks able to reach any city in the western hemisphere in a matter of decades. This being said, Amanda is certainly not your regular tube top rack, but she is indeed every bit as witty and charming as YOUR young daughter should be! Let's take a brief look at some of the action:

quote: "I'm like the most popular girl at school!" "Popperpants - Popcorn you make in your pants!" "My toe's a ferry princess!" "How will you be paying me?"

HO HO HO, now! Let's not get carried away TOO quickly! When I sat down to my frothy warm root beer and copy of Shooting Diluted Ink Cartridges Monthly, I never knew how lovely and entertaining a whole the Amanda show would make it. I'm not exactly sure why, but this show fills me with a glowing warmth in my heart and other certain areas - but I'm just not really sure why that is!

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Amanda was once 7 years old! I think that should be a cherry on her shirt, instead

We will likely have many a fruitful seasons with this show, at least 2.1 of them or so to keep her at home and focused on serving me dinner when I get home. Can the Girls of The Girls Room find their way out of sequent covered "Flirt" t-shirts and on to casting a second Olsen Twin look alike (HA HA)? Will Danny successfully court Amber to the local RAVE PARTY and slip GHB into her moonshine? The only way we can find out is if sh

	19-06-2003 05:00									#2
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Zylka, are you well?

	19-06-2003 10:59									#3
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what

	19-06-2003 11:03									#4
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She's kinda flat.

	19-06-2003 11:39									#5
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So, what do you think of my article?

	19-06-2003 11:42									#6
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I liked the tampon part.

	19-06-2003 23:49									#7
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!!!C A R P E T P A R T Y!!!

	19-06-2003 23:55									#8
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!!!C A R P E T P A R T Y!!!

	19-06-2003 23:57									#9
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Oh well, let's go for a third

!!!C A R P E T P A R T Y!!!

	20-06-2003 08:57									#10
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Yo she's 14 she's supposed to be flat

Who was that guy at the end in the mask and spear?

	20-06-2003 08:59									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Yo she's 14 she's supposed to be flat Who was that guy at the end in the mask and spear?

When I was 14 I dated another 14 who had DDs.

	20-06-2003 09:23									#12
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Anyone else notice the amassing cast of hot Nickalodeon (sp?) and Disney channel actress's?

I'm only 15 so my standards and tastes may be different than some of yours

So with that being said, I would have to say [IMG]

Amanda Bynes "The Amanda Show"
for some reason, I can't get the above pic to work, so... if it doesn't work when I actualy post this, than this one should

Hilary Duff "Lizzie Mcguire show (or something like that)"


There are more, but i'm too lazy to go find more pics and all that stuff. But anyone else agree?

	20-06-2003 09:27									#13
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Blah...I don't know about their personalities (which is the important thing to me), but they're flaaaaaaaaaaaat.

	20-06-2003 09:29									#14
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any size of chest in fine

some of these girls look nice

too young tohugh

Jon Miller

	20-06-2003 09:33									#15
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I'll date girls of any size chest, but if I want to call someone hot, they have to have something in their shirt.

	20-06-2003 09:33									#16
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Those size chests is all I got to work with at the moment, (true there are some exceptions), but i'm fine with it, being 15 you don't get too many ah.... lets just say huge ones.

	20-06-2003 10:00									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse I'll date girls of any size chest, but if I want to call someone hot, they have to have something in their shirt.

love handles? .....

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quote: Originally posted by Poogas Those size chests is all I got to work with at the moment, (true there are some exceptions), but i'm fine with it, being 15 you don't get too many ah.... lets just say huge ones.

Im turning 22 and I still havent had Double D action yet... so yeah.

	20-06-2003 10:05									#19
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She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine

	20-06-2003 10:07									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Zero love handles? .....

Higher up and more toward the front in the chest....come on.

	20-06-2003 11:00									#21
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Zylka, you never fail to amaze me.

I can be cool with girls at any size breast, but the larger the breasts, the hotter they are. It has no end. No natural pair is too large. :drool:

	20-06-2003 11:21									#22
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FYI, Amanda Bynes is 17, Hillary Duff is 15, both are progressing in the bosom department, and I should be too old to know this.

	20-06-2003 11:44									#23
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Nope, both are still fairly flat.

	20-06-2003 11:52									#24
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Who cares about the boobs it's all about the bootie.

	20-06-2003 11:58									#25
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Ted, no! It's both!

I find that, for their ages, they are okay. Besides, if you're going to pervert over a 15 year old anyways, does it really matter if it's a hot 15 year old?

	20-06-2003 12:02									#26
	Tired of ads?

I'm almost 19 and the other day some of my female friends were joking and asked why I wasn't dating a 15 year old. They all dated 18 and 19 year olds when they were 15. They were trying to convince me to commit statutory rape or something, even though at least one was kinda joking about it. I think something is wrong with that. Something is definitely wrong with that.

	20-06-2003 12:14									#27
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have fun.


http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=85704

	20-06-2003 14:18									#28
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Damnit Will, these girls are FOURTEEN years old, and will be well above average with grade A ass and model pretty faces to match. On top of which, their racks now would be as firm as ripe pears - YUM!

You want DD fat faced hags? Move to the "chicks with dicks" districts of Europe

	20-06-2003 14:32									#29
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Are you writing for Something Awful?

	20-06-2003 23:21									#30
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No... You find it similar to SA?