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Do you hate Harry Potter? (Time out:0 days after 21-06-2003, 07:59)
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I do. I hate that ******* little **** and his stupid ******* upper class ****** friends. **** him and his magical ****** friends.

A stupid bourgeoise public-school class fantasy written by a cheap looking British tart with no talent and an accent that sounds like rats mating. This has to be the dumbest craze since Cabbage Patch Dolls.

I could rant on all day, but I'll end with this: why oh why aren't we ashamed that adults are going mad over A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!

Never was there a better indicator of the declining standards of literacy than Harry Poo and his chums.

Grrrrr

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I will never admite that I have read all of the Potter books.

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I do. I hate that ******* little **** and his stupid ******* upper class ****** friends. **** him and his magical ****** friends.

A stupid bourgeoise public-school class fantasy written by a cheap looking British tart with no talent and an accent that sounds like rats mating. This has to be the dumbest craze since Cabbage Patch Dolls.

I could rant on all day, but I'll end with this: why oh why aren't we ashamed that adults are going mad over A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!

Never was there a better indicator of the declining standards of literacy than Harry Poo and his chums.

Grrrrr

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Agathon, take your Mac-using commie heathen self out back and read Mao's Little Read Book. It'll be good for what ails yeah.

Oh yeah, and I don't think I'd call his best friends "Upper class".

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I will never admite that I have read all of the Potter books.


Did you kinda just say you've read the HP books?

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No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

VIVA HARRY!

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Did I say Pooter books? Well, I meant to say Pottery... yeah that's the ticket.

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harry potter is a ****er.

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I couldn't care less.

I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.

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No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

VIVA HARRY!

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No... Harry Potter is absolutely wonderful story telling. Snobs like Agathon won't like it or get it.

VIVA HARRY!


Snobs like....Mac-drivers!

Agathon, you do know that Tom Clancy uses a Mac, right?

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harry potter is a ****er.


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I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.


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Agathon, take your Mac-using commie heathen self out back and read Mao's Little Read Book. It'll be good for what ails yeah.


Didn't know Mao wrote that. Got to be better than Harry Potter and the Pile of **** though.

Of course Harry ******* is about class - it's basically Billy Bunter with magic or any of the other school stories from the Bunter era. Of course there are poor people around to carry things and take orders, but that's about it. Just like Enid ******* Blyton - and everyone knows she was a fascist.

**** that little turd eating wizard!

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I couldn't care less.

I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.


I started by reading them to my neice and nephew and then sort of just kept reading them when the little ones weren't around. I read a lot of books (Do you remember the "how many of the top 100 books of all time have your read?" thread?) and I don't see why there's anything wrong with some entertaining light reading every now and then.

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People who love to hate. Where would message boards be without them?

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Snobs like....Mac-drivers!


Range Rovers actually.

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Agathon, you do know that Tom Clancy uses a Mac, right?


No I didn't. All Clancy's work is basically one big reactionary militarist pamphlet!!!

***** it! I'm off to watch the Anna Nicole show -as I said, she's my mate in lard heaven.

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**** that little turd eating wizard!

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john, your little sophie is next!

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Didn't know Mao wrote that. Got to be better than Harry Potter and the Pile of **** though.

Of course Harry ******* is about class - it's basically Billy Bunter with magic or any of the other school stories from the Bunter era. Of course there are poor people around to carry things and take orders, but that's about it. Just like Enid ******* Blyton - and everyone knows she was a fascist.

**** that little turd eating wizard!


Harry's best friend is poor.

And the House-elfs like being enslaved!

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No I didn't. All Clancy's work is basically one big reactionary militarist pamphlet!!!

***** it! I'm off to watch the Anna Nicole show -as I said, she's my mate in lard heaven.


So, you're a communist who doesn't[/]i use the computer of the masses, [i]and uses the same model of one of the most famous Militaristic Reactionary Propagandists in the world?

Man, you're a poser.



At least *I* am a prole.

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I agree that it is a sad commentary of the society that adults read these books.


You mean like adults that read 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn' or 'Chronicles of Narnia'. Oh wait, it is only a sad commentary when YOU don't like the children's book .

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Of course Harry ******* is about class - it's basically Billy Bunter with magic or any of the other school stories from the Bunter era. Of course there are poor people around to carry things and take orders, but that's about it.


Obviously we have one passing judgments who hasn't read the books at all . Or else he would have seen the bringing up of the lower class Weasley's against the rich bastard Malfoy's... or Hermione's crusade against the enslavement of house elves.

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Harry's best friend is poor.


Yeah, but not working class. ******* Rowling that snobby *****.

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See - it's reactionary to the ******* core.

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People who love to hate. Where would message boards be without them?


Yep, John. These people just can't imagine something that people love which they aren't included in (even though they've unincluded themselves in it themselves ).

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john, your little sophie is next!


Eh, so? What do I care what she reads?

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Yeah, but not working class. ******* Rowling that snobby *****.


Dude, ten years ago the lady was stealing diapers for her kids. I think she knows a few things about being poor, mister $2000k computer.


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See - it's reactionary to the ******* core.


Not all of them do, but most of them do. And those who do want freedom are ostricized.

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So, you're a communist who doesn't[/]i use the computer of the masses, [i]and uses the same model of one of the most famous
Militaristic Reactionary Propagandists in the world?


So if I use the same soap as Bush, does that make me a fascist?

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Man, you're a poser.


The word is poseur you oik!!!!

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Agathon is just bitter... he wishes he could write half as good as Mrs. Rowling .

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Dude, ten years ago the lady was stealing diapers for her kids. I think she knows a few things about being poor, mister $2000k computer.


She wasn't working class. Just one of the middle class in "difficult times".

Why can't you all read proper books, instead of kiddie stuff?

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Anyway, someone told me that the little ******** gets killed off in the last book. I might actually read that one (well the last page anyway).

 
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