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Cruddy
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quote:
Originally posted by Japher
"Ich bin ein Berliner" |
It's a good job he didn't visit Frankfurt otherwise we'd have all got the joke.
Amazing no one has posted George Walker Bush quotes, but I guess you've all memorized them anyway.
Last edited by Cruddy on 26-06-2003 at 14:05
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Cruddy
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quote:
Originally posted by Ted Striker
"More than one way to skin a cat"
What the hell are people skinning cats for anyway?!? |
Think of England! Like, before we had a lot of mod cons and a cat was a tasty bit of protein.
Difficult isn't it - but yes, we were like that once.
Nowadays we have a different attitude to moggies.
Echtelion, you come with 100 metres of my cat and you will be leaving England with your left arm shoved up your arse.
And I WILL EXPECT YOU to say thank you for not doing something really nasty to you.
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gunkulator
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"Case Closed!" - oh wait, that one usually is true.
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Cruddy
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Ted, on 2nd thoughts your post (and indeed, Agathon's) were proverbs, not actually quotes as such.
Sorry to be pedantic - but there's quite a few I think are nonsense so I thought I'd save you all the bother.
"We are not amused." Is there a record of Queen Victoria ever being amused? I mean, it's like saying "Situation normal.".
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gunkulator
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Can't believe nobody posted these yet:
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."
many more of course...
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