29-06-2003 07:46									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Uber KruX rape that hottie down the block and die with a smile. errr, i mean, ummm. stuff.

why am i not surprised that you would have to force someone to have sex with you.

	29-06-2003 07:49									#32
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BURN!

	29-06-2003 08:04									#33
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 why am i not surprised that you would have to force someone to have sex with you.

a piece of tail like that? oh yea. i get the ugly chicks . makes me a prime wingman.

quote: Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls Losing their souls in a material world

	29-06-2003 08:49									#34
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Wait a minute - you are assuming a thirty-year-old Chinese nuclear warhead will detonate correctly?

I think you can probably relax.

	29-06-2003 08:54									#35
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quote: Originally posted by mindseye Wait a minute - you are assuming a thirty-year-old Chinese nuclear warhead will detonate correctly? I think you can probably relax.

You think your home would be unscathed after a direct hit with an ICBM?

Even if the warhead didn't detonate?

Do you live in a coal mine or something?

	29-06-2003 09:15									#36
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I run as fast as I can but bvefore leaving I make my 'goodbye' trhead.

	29-06-2003 09:26									#37
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I will hide under the governments's 600 million dollar nuke proof desk designed in the 1950's. Nothing can get me there.

	29-06-2003 09:27									#38
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GePap, that's really stupid, you know it won't hold.

	29-06-2003 09:35									#39
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Good thread.

I'd probably take my family and drive North.

	29-06-2003 09:45									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka GePap, that's really stupid, you know it won't hold.

I was making an obscure refference to the Onion's A Dumb Century book.

Come on people, the lame Government film strip cartoon turtle has all the answers when it comes to thermonuclear war, and the answer is Duck and Cover!

If not, drive to the nearest mineshaft, after picking up a large number of fertile women.

	29-06-2003 09:47									#41
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duck and cover! duck and cover!

remember those gepap.

	29-06-2003 09:48									#42
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In all honesty, I'd probably cry.

	29-06-2003 09:49									#43
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youd cry, while holding your imac. just imagine it people!

	29-06-2003 09:53									#44
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Like something out of the twilight zone, some moralist tale teaching people to not be too attached to objects. Honestly, that is a really pathetic thing for you to say to me. I give an answer in which I serve my heart to you for munchies, and I discover you're not stoned. What dissapointment!

	29-06-2003 09:54									#45
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im just trying to imagine you spooing your computer as the missile comes down.

	29-06-2003 09:57									#46
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I'd go here and post about it... Oh what a glorious day that would be.

I'd make my last post something along the lines of I'm going to haunt you or something to that affect.

	29-06-2003 09:57									#47
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If it makes you happy...

	29-06-2003 10:01									#48
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I would quickly log on and then post all the things I would have liked to have said to various people on Poly, knowing that a trip to Mingcapulco is not really in the cards.
Oh, that and all the secret alien info.

	29-06-2003 10:05									#49
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it does lith, it does.

	29-06-2003 10:05									#50
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:cries:

	29-06-2003 10:06									#51
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there there, we can be brothers in ****gy hair. im growing mine out.

	29-06-2003 10:16									#52
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Have you even seen my hair? It's not ****gy - it's slightly longer than short, and well brushed.

	29-06-2003 10:30									#53
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wasnt it ****gy at one point?

	29-06-2003 10:43									#54
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Maybe you're thinking of ixnay - he's ****gy to a T.

	29-06-2003 10:52									#55
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I live in a city 130 square miles in area. I would chill out because it probably wouldn't be within 30 miles of me. I'd try to figure out a how to make a quick Faraday cage and put my cars and electronics in it, get some extra food, and hunker in.

	29-06-2003 10:58									#56
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Let's see.... To escape the radiation I have to go south... To Egypt, nope. East... to Jordan, nope. North... to Lebanon, hell no. West... to the sea, uh oh.

I'm ****ed.

	29-06-2003 11:18									#57
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No need to go anywhere Eli, cause as the nice Government film strip turtle says, all you have to do is Duck and Cover, and no nuke, no matter how big, can possibly hurt you. I mean, the kids in the films always survived, and would a government film strip ever lie?

(if you think so, you must be a subversive....)

	29-06-2003 11:19									#58
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remember to open your cans from the bottom...

	29-06-2003 12:28									#59
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Monolith has an Imac?

You know, those people took a collection to buy the Star Wars Kid an Imac.

Monolith=Star Wars Kid?

	29-06-2003 12:29									#60
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Knowing me, I'd probably spend the last minutes of my life yelling and screaming at the Poly server for chewing up my thread "I'm about to Die! Come say goodbye! Who wants the SF club?" which took me 16 minutes to write.