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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Toy People Just HAD To Run blackwidow Off Increase Your PM Length

All your problems could have been cured.

Researchers Eye Impotence Pill Based on Black-Widow Spider Venom

Black-Widow Spiders May Improve Sex Life - Chileans
Wed Jul 9, 3:43 PM ET
By Patrick Nixon

TEMUCO, Chile (Reuters) - Chilean researchers said on Wednesday they aimed to develop a new pill to combat impotence that would have the added bonus of being a male contraceptive, based on experiments with the venom of black-widow spiders.

The spider, famed for the female's tendency to eat her mate after sex, makes a poison that can produce muscular seizure, acceleration of the heart and even death.

The scientists, working at University La Frontera in the southern Chilean city of Temuco, have been studying the effects of the venom's various properties for the past seven years. By isolating these elements, they could reproduce them synthetically in drugs to strengthen weak hearts and help men with erectile dysfunction.

Last November, they discovered by accident that one ingredient in spider venom could not only facilitate male erection in a way similar to the popular Viagra pill, but also render sperm infertile.

"This new drug could help the functioning of the male erection without having to worry about the partner getting pregnant," Fernando Romero, director of the research project, told Reuters outside his lab filled with the dangerous spiders caught in southern Chile.

The feared black widow has earned its place in Chilean folklore. A womanizer is said to have been "bitten by a spider."

Romero said the contraceptive effects of the drug could last up to 20 minutes, depending on the dosage.

Romero and his team have won funding of $970,000 from the government and the university for three years of research, which they hope will end with a drug patent. Brazilian (news - web sites) experts and Chilean pharmaceutical company Laboratorio Silesia are also involved in the project.

Romero said they were aiming to eventually produce a drug that would have a similar effect as Viagra but without any potentially harmful side-effects such as an accelerated heart rate. He said they would isolate and eliminate the agents in the venom affecting the heart.

Viagra works by blocking an enzyme called PDE-5 that affects blood flow to the penis.

Several Chilean doctors contacted by Reuters were slightly skeptical of the project before seeing scientific results but in general welcomed the research.

"This is a good project with a solid scientific base. I think it is government money well spent," said Raul Vinet, a pharmacolgist from the University of Valparaiso.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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That is the worst typo I've ever done, and I've done many.
"Toy" ? That was to have been "You".

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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I'm posting as a member of the BW fan club.

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whut the ****? it's like a condom laced with viagra or something isn't it?

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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That is the worst typo I've ever done, and I've done many.
"Toy" ? That was to have been "You".


What, did they break your fingers in Mingapulco?

ACK!

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Fukin' A. You should see my left pinky.

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Bastards........

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Damn right bastards. In fact. You got me all worked up.
I'm taking a picture right now.


BRB.

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So how many red necks are going to run out and get a spyder to bite there shlong because of this article? There has to be one idiot out there some where.

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Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.

Attachment: mingedupfinger.jpg
This has been downloaded 156 time(s).

geeslaka is offline geeslaka
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Did they break your fingers for telling bad jokes?

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quote:
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Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.


Did they use ferrets, or some of Ming's minions?

Bastards.......

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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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The minion's. The ferrets were eating cornbread with paiktis.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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I think I would laugh if anyone was dumb enough to allow a black widow to bite them there. That would probably be among the worst pains in life.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.


You still have it, so obviously it was a Ming job, not one of mine.

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You still have it, so obviously it was a Ming job, not one of mine.


Your minions(whatever they are called) were busy, taking the minion advancement test, IIRC.

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Chilean President™ is offline Chilean President™
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Hi, if you want a Black Widow, send me a PM with your Visa number

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blackwidow: i'd hit it

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I thought this was going to be about the woman on Apolyton who goes by Blackwidow.



Where has she gone?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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I thought this was going to be about the woman on Apolyton who goes by Blackwidow.

I knew you'd turn sooner or later.

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I knew you'd turn sooner or later.




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i think Zylka infected Sava.

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I think I would laugh if anyone was dumb enough to allow a black widow to bite them there. That would probably be among the worst pains in life.


I'm sorry, was that just a really bad joke - or do you honestly think what you've described is the proposed medicinal procedure?

Seriously now

Alex is offline Alex
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The funny thing is that the black widow is famous for killing her mate during the intercourse, and they will use her poison to bring dead combatants back to the front.

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