14-07-2003 00:37									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman ive almost brought myself to stealing them because its so awkward. am i the only one like this? does anyone else have this problem?

You can buy them over the internet or go to a gay student's organization or Planned Parenthood and get them for free. The only problem is they're just plain old condoms and you might need a different size.

	14-07-2003 00:47									#62
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident sex should be outlawed for people under the age of 18

	14-07-2003 02:13									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel quote: how exactly do i go about getting condoms? its hard. i cant bringmyself to do it. I can just imagine what the person at the cash register is thinking... Why do I have the wierd feeling that the person will think you're going to have sex? SO WHAT?! BIG ****ING DEAL!

it is a big deal where im from. In Texas, its looked down upon by many, especially if you look young. If i grew out my 'beard' i can pass for 21, so that wouldnt be *as* bad in the dumb-ass hick's eyes at the convenient store cash register

quote: You can buy them over the internet or go to a gay student's organization or Planned Parenthood and get them for free. The only problem is they're just plain old condoms and you might need a different size.

ive thought about buying them over the internet, but im not sure. I also did get some from a student program about safe sex, but those dont happen very often and the amount i could get was very limited. but thanks, i look into this more, until i feel more confident about marching into the gas station

	14-07-2003 02:19									#64
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as for fromal sex education in school At the end of fifth grade we had the boys and girls go into seperate rooms, and the gym coach came in and told us the introductory parts of puberty and such. Before this, i htought i was a freak because my penis would become long and hard. Before this i had no idea that was normal i htought it was some kind of disease or something and was to ashamed to go to my mother.

and later in junior high we were given more information in 7th grade Life Science class. The physiology sex is whats important to learn, at least for me. The actual sex part I and i htin most everyone learns informally thru television, movies, friends, and otehr media. Tho a formal scientifically oriented class would help to show what are facts and what are myths, and such

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quote: as for fromal sex education in school At the end of fifth grade we had the boys and girls go into seperate rooms, and the gym coach came in and told us the introductory parts of puberty and such. Before this, i htought i was a freak because my penis would become long and hard. Before this i had no idea that was normal i htought it was some kind of disease or something and was to ashamed to go to my mother.

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My college gives out two free condoms a day. For someone as in demand as me though, even that's not enough.

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it's funny that I showed girls my erect penis when I was a kid. I never thought that was abnormal. When you are a kid you don't get sexually aroused, but it is quite easy to get a stiffy.

I bet you now days if I showed my penis to girls as a kid, I'd be slapped with sexual harrassment. I could just see some 9 year old boy being charged with that.

And I am only ashamed to buy condoms, because I have to buy the pee-wee child size

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actually I don't think they make small sizes of condoms.

I'm not really that familiar with condoms. I just put them on, I never look at the size. Does anyone know the sizes condoms come in? I hear guys are embarrassed to buy the large size condoms. but why would you be embarrassed to buy that? I would be proud.

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I showed girls my penis.

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	14-07-2003 02:45									#71
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One time, at a Walgreens, I could not find the personal lube, so I asked an employee:

"Excuse me, where is the personal lube?"

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I could never do that! I'd just keep going from store to store until I could find it. And then I'd have to buy a whole bunch of other stuff. I feel weird even buying hand lotion

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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I could never do that! I'd just keep going from store to store until I could find it. And then I'd have to buy a whole bunch of other stuff. I feel weird even buying hand lotion

Well because I am not a whimp or a wuss, I found what I was looking for after asking for help.

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i buy hand lotion because it keeps my skin smooth and youthful...

why.... whatever else would you buy it for?

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quote: Originally posted by Dissident actually I don't think they make small sizes of condoms. I'm not really that familiar with condoms. I just put them on, I never look at the size.

If you don't have the right size the condom can break, if it's too small, or slide right off, if it's too big. That defeats the whole point.

Condoms come in small, regular, and large sizes. Large is labeled as magnum by trojan, but trojans really aren't all that great. For small, look for a condom with a picture of an Asian woman on it or labeled "for a snug fit." BTW, they don't sell small condoms in the South.

As with all things, you can look up the stuff about condoms on the internet.

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Here's an example of how the anti-sex ed people like to lie to children. Latex is actually a weave, and thre are actually pores in latex condoms (you can see them under an electron microscope). IIRC, the pores are about 5 microns in size.

Now then, HIV is smaller than 5 microns, and therefore, according to the anti-sex ed people, it can go right through condoms. Now, the fact is that there is no known instance of transmission of HIV while using latex condoms properly (something that really needs to be kept in mind). Why is that? because HIV cannot move on its own. It is carried on larger molecules, molecules which cannot pass through the pores in latex. So while it's theoretically possible that HIV could go through due to size, it turns out that in the real world it's impossible. But these people would rather scare children into not using condoms.

	14-07-2003 04:35									#77
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I have never bought condoms.

And like I said, I never look at the size. In the navy, condoms would be available in medical. They didn't appear to come in different sizes. Considering I have never had one slip off, or break, I think I'm just the right size .

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quote: Originally posted by Dissident it's funny that I showed girls my erect penis when I was a kid. I never thought that was abnormal.

Maybe this thread should be renamed, "Who's got the most hangups?"

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Ooooh me! Me!

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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara If you don't have the right size the condom can break, if it's too small, or slide right off, if it's too big. That defeats the whole point. Condoms come in small, regular, and large sizes. Large is labeled as magnum by trojan, but trojans really aren't all that great. For small, look for a condom with a picture of an Asian woman on it or labeled "for a snug fit." BTW, they don't sell small condoms in the South.

Jesus, "snug fit"? "Magnum"? Mine are plain old boring ordinary ones.

	14-07-2003 04:46									#81
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 Ooooh me! Me!

As long as it's not showing your boyhood to giggling schoolgirls.


WTF is wrong with you Dissident? What's so weird about buying condoms? Nobody at the supermarket cares, you could have a severed human hand on the counter and as long as it had a barcode, none of the operators would give a toss. It isn't as if a huge sign saying "Condom Buyer" will activate and attract all the other shoppers who will then double over laughing at you for being such a deviant pervert.

If you are that paranoid about it, find a line where the operator is a bloke or an older woman, although I can't see why anyone would want to do that, surely it's the young attractive ones you want to know that you **** a lot. Of course don't be like a friend of mine, who'd got some ribbed ones and then asked the operator whether they really did make a difference for women.

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I don't think that Jesus can help you with that.

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quote: As long as it's not showing your boyhood to giggling schoolgirls.

I've done that in my senior year in High-school.

we were a close-knit bunch.

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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I could never do that! I'd just keep going from store to store until I could find it. And then I'd have to buy a whole bunch of other stuff. I feel weird even buying hand lotion

Didn't you know that this is why useless items like beef jerky and the Weekly World News are positioned all over the stores. Nobody actually wants them, they're just there to make it easier for people to buy condoms.

And what makes you think that going up to the counter with a combination of beef jerky, a cooking magazine,(or whatever weird and inappropriate items you select) and condoms is going to make the operator think you are less of a pervo?

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel quote: As long as it's not showing your boyhood to giggling schoolgirls. I've done that in my senior year in High-school. we were a close-knit bunch.

And you're Jewish - that makes it even worse!!!

Run everybody!!!

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I wonder what stereotype does that post refer to. I really do.

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel I wonder what stereotype does that post refer to. I really do.

Medical and relgious facts no less. Or is it not true that for real Jewish men the angry red fireman is permanently in "deployed" mode due to a particularly insidious form of kiddie torture.

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Personally, I wouldn't have mine any other way. It's much better aesthetically.

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel Personally, I wouldn't have mine any other way. It's much better aesthetically.

Not for other people.

	14-07-2003 04:59									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon As long as it's not showing your boyhood to giggling schoolgirls. WTF is wrong with you Dissident? What's so weird about buying condoms? Nobody at the supermarket cares, you could have a severed human hand on the counter and as long as it had a barcode, none of the operators would give a toss. It isn't as if a huge sign saying "Condom Buyer" will activate and attract all the other shoppers who will then double over laughing at you for being such a deviant pervert. If you are that paranoid about it, find a line where the operator is a bloke or an older woman, although I can't see why anyone would want to do that, surely it's the young attractive ones you want to know that you **** a lot. Of course don't be like a friend of mine, who'd got some ribbed ones and then asked the operator whether they really did make a difference for women.

actually I don't buy condoms now because I never use them. You actually have to have a woman to have sex with in order to have use for a condom. unless you want to make water balloons or something. When I was in the service I could get them free. I still have some leftover- though they may expire- I should check that


But I have no problem buying condoms. If I had to do so, I would. But I rarely get laid, so it's not something I have to worry about.