16-07-2003 20:34									#61
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If you follow the 'How to Ask Women Out' articles in Maxim or Details, you too could have a happy, jiggly (giggly?) relationship just like Ben A' Man with an Ass for a Face' fleck and Jello's.

BTW - if a woman hears you use the lines from the magazine and recognises the source, she will laugh loud and hard until you go away in utter red-faced shame. If she's as *****y as me, she'll do it without any sympathy.

	16-07-2003 20:35									#62
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It's like a No Smoking area.

	16-07-2003 20:39									#63
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* Well, presumably Boris would be in the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR...

Usually, yes. But the eye contact thing alone is useful in other situations. I was at a party at Sardi's one time and did the eye contact thing with a cute guy across the room. A straight guy isn't going to be looking at me and smiling like that, I figure.

	16-07-2003 20:41									#64
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I haven't picked up on a girl in 8 years... I am in fear that my wife will get mad at me if I do...

Yet, approaching women is easy since I have no forward intentions, yet I get hit on a lot... I think that if you approach a woman with the attitude of wanting to be her friend and not a frivolous one night stand that you would have a better chance of acheiving the later in lieu of the former...

	16-07-2003 20:42									#65
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The reason lines suck is that it's a standard, non specific, method of trying to get with a girl. If you can't think of anything interesting or unique about her, or whatever situation you are in that's worth saying then you are either a dull person or you're not interested enough in her.

	16-07-2003 20:46									#66
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quote: Sneak up from behind, chlorophyl rag at the ready. Pretty easy.

i'm sure you meant chloroform. unless they're into that plant sort of thing.

	16-07-2003 20:48									#67
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Let's photosynthesise baby.

	16-07-2003 20:49									#68
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Yet another reason why I am not a chemist/biologist. Or a kidnapper/rapist, for that matter.

	17-07-2003 08:27									#70
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quote: Sneak up from behind, chlorophyl rag at the ready. Pretty easy.

actually, my friend (who will be my roomate in the fall) and I were planning to do this to force girls to play video games with us

	17-07-2003 09:31									#71
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Nice shoes, wanna f--k?

	17-07-2003 13:44									#72
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You have to do that in a welsh accent or it doesn't work.

	17-07-2003 18:14									#73
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wanna root?

THere's nothing like nerd sex talk

want to be my primary IDE slave? I'll just set your jumpers so I'll be booting us up.. oh yeah.. that's right.. don't forget to fiddle with my BIOS.. yes that's it... now save it... save and exit.... uuh yea... check out my software... ok it's my turn to check out your archives now.. how'd you like me browsing you?

	17-07-2003 18:18									#74
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That's so wrong.

	17-07-2003 18:20									#75
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Nothing wrong with that.. except if you get viruses!

	18-07-2003 08:25									#76
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Its Big Pimpin baby

	18-07-2003 08:31									#78
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lmao. i know, bling blang only works on the dumb ones.

	18-07-2003 08:31									#79
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Hey, she's a real slappa. Let's see if she wants ta go for a root!
(Gotta do that Aussie style or it doesn't work.)

POLL: Best !(pick_up_line) //fer you non-nerds, that's: 'what's NOT the best pick-up-line?'

Hey baby, you got me sweatin' like:
a) R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
b) Mike Tyson on 'Jeopardy'
c) Jennifer Lopez on 'Weakest Link'
d) George W. on sodium pentathol
e) Edward Norton at a Black Power rally

	18-07-2003 08:32									#80
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Best pick up line ever.....


"The word of the day is legs, Now lets go back to my place and spread the word"

	18-07-2003 13:28									#81
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Best as in, least likely ever to work?

	20-07-2003 01:55									#82
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Find something unique about her to comment on (attire is usually best, but not her visible thong), or something unique about the situation to make a humorous comment about. Don't think you have to come up with the joke of the centruy though.

Don't ask her name for a few minutes. Only ask if you think she has "potential". There's only so many names we can remember, and if she doesn't pass your tests, it frees up valuable memory space.

Don't offer your name.

The rest is up to you.

	20-07-2003 01:56									#83
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quote: Hey baby, you got me sweatin' like: a) R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting

	20-07-2003 01:58									#84
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Good thought, Bods.
Say your name is Sava, then have your way.

	20-07-2003 02:02									#85
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quote: on't ask her name for a few minutes. Only ask if you think she has "potential". There's only so many names we can remember

quote: Good thought, Bods.

I was unbanned half an hour ago - I knew Ming would be checking my posts...

	20-07-2003 02:04									#86
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Ming gives you any more trouble, you just let me know.
I'll slap him into next Tuesday.

	20-07-2003 02:06									#87
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OK, but I always get unbanned early anyway.

	20-07-2003 02:09									#88
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

a week should mean a week

	20-07-2003 02:10									#89
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Maybe's he's too weak.

	20-07-2003 02:14									#90
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Ban Cockney! Baaadd attitude!