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Nov 2002
time: 05:29
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Usually guys memorise all the lines, and then they get caught when they have to improvise. Or worse, they emulate guys they've seen on tv or movies. Or girls. Whatever.
Too bad Derek Zoolander isn't here to save us!
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Jon Miller
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I have spilled guys drinks before
never girls drinks
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it is hard to meet girls in physics
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physicist bath and are on a whole much more social and the like than comp sci people
in my college Physicists had the best parties of all the geeks (Chemists, Maths, Comp Scis, ect)
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my first year I was fairly antisocial
my problem there (and I did meet a few girls)
and yah, for some reason girls like astrophysics better
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Flubber
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With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000
time: 22:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Velociryx
If you're at a club, approach the woman in question, looking bored and vaguely disgusted. Start people watching with her, and make fun of the various "pickup lines" you hear being fired off around you. Make up a few of your own (horrible) ones, and "pretend" you're using them (the worse the better), making fun of "those idiots."
Example:
* Velociryx looks disgusted at the latest pickup line by the guy at the end of the bar. Points the offending cretin out to the lady sitting near.
"I *really* hate that....no imagination whatsoever....he may as well stumble up to the lady he's after and say....h...hey baby, I'm a f....feces....what's your sign?"
Ice broken, and you set yourself apart as being a person who simply wouldn't stoop to using cheesy lines. 
-=Vel=- |
I have actually done something similar. I approached a girl I had seen around and said " I'm supposed to have some line like ( and I rattled off a couple of awful ones) but I hate lines so I'll just be straightforward. I thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you and get to know you better"
I have found that variations on the last sentence have been very successful. In one sentence you have let her know:
a) you like her in not the "just friends" way
b) you are not TOTALLY full of crap
c) you have the confidence to say what you are thinking, and
d) you want to talk to her
IF you follow up with a question about something you know she can talk about, you should be fine. Pick easy questions first but ones where she has to do the talking. If she asks about you, answer as briefly as possible and end your answer with anotheer question for her. before you know it, you have been talkoing for 20 minutes and she is having a good time ( almost everyone enjoys talking about themselves). Breal things off with . . I really enjoyed our chat . . . perhaps we could continue it saturday over coffee?
Warnings
1. 35 year old married guy giving the advice
2. This works mainly to get a conversation and a date-- if looking to get laid you will likely have to be more aggressive/ suggestive .
Last edited by Flubber on 24-07-2003 at 22:01
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20-07-2003 02:16
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inchnose:
The only places with hot girls are Architecture, and Economics... 
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