16-07-2003 10:02									#1
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What do you guys think are the best methods for approacing women (or men, for that matter)? What works for you?

Personally, I'm not good at approaching people out of the blue, it's not really in my personality to due so, so I'm not really looking for tips. I'm just curious

	16-07-2003 10:04									#2
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Hi my name is David Floyd *offer hand for handshake* how are you?

That's all there is too it.

Don't make it any more complicated than that.

	16-07-2003 10:05									#3
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The Christian Peter method...

Approach woman (preferably a beauty queen). Place hand in said woman's crotch. Say "I know you want it, you know you want it, let's go do it." Prepare for either a night of passionate love-making or a lengthy legal showdown.

	16-07-2003 10:05									#4
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I reccomend walking, as opposed to crawling, or the beginner's blunder, the skip.

	16-07-2003 10:08									#5
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I'm hopeless unless I can think of an excuse for approaching a girl -- "Excuse me, but your fly is unzipped" or "Hey, can I bum a condom off of you" or whatever, rather than just boring old "Hi, I'm Sweet Sauce Jones, and this is my pick-up line." I'm always more comfortable with strangers (particularly sexy strangers) when in a group where I know a coupla people, because then I can just joke around and be myself -- the pressure's off.

	16-07-2003 10:09									#6
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I'm thinking about putting a rather inappropiate joke here. ...Must resist...

	16-07-2003 10:17									#8
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I must have an unusual situation. Often girls know my name when I am sure I have never seen them. They then procede to call me by name whenever they see me. Especially when I am unable to respond with more than "Hello". After a couple months of this I learn their name.
Quite annoying.

	16-07-2003 10:20									#9
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Any approach is better than no approach. If you are going to freeze up while thinking of some great approach, you are likely to miss the opportunity.

Remember... the worst they can say is no...

	16-07-2003 10:21									#10
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quote: Remember... the worst they can say is no...

BS. The worst they could say is "Lawrence Phillips is my ex-boyfriend and he's going to beat your ass now." Just ask Scott Frost.

	16-07-2003 10:27									#11
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quote: The Christian Peter method...

Naw. It would be more along the lines, of do you want to see my crucifix?

	16-07-2003 10:30									#12
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You obviously have no idea which Christian Peter I'm talking about.

	16-07-2003 10:31									#13
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Care to enlighten a sheltered Mennonite?

	16-07-2003 10:34									#14
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quote: Any approach is better than no approach.

I don't know, I've seen some amazingly bad approaches...

	16-07-2003 10:35									#15
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The Infamous Christian Peter

quote: These stories are, for me, just a preamble to the strange case of Christian Peter. He may very well be a Christian, but he is also unquestionably a ****. Mr. Christian Peter is a 6'-3", 300-pound defensive lineman from Nebraska University (that make's him a Cornhusker). He was drafted in the fifth round of last month's NFL draft by the New England Patriots. Then, they cut him. Before the first workout, physical, contract negotiation. Before anything, they cut him. There is some debate as to why. The Pats claim that they did not have enough background information about the young horse before selecting him, and when they found out more about him, they regretted their choice. That may be true, but what is probably the case is that the team bent to the outside pressure of their fans protesting that selection. Why would their fans do that? Well, let me run it down for you: Since his freshman year at that fine institute of higher learning Mr. Christian has been arrested for: Disturbing the Peace Illegal Possession of Alcohol Public Urination Trespassing Failing to Appear in Court Failing to Comply With The Order of a Police Officer Third Degree Sexual Assault (against a former Miss Nebraska) Assault for grabbing a woman in a bar by the throat. That's EIGHT arrests, and I'm sorry, I went to college. For every event that anybody I knew ever got arrested for, there were dozens and dozens of similar transgressions that we could have been nailed for as well. There is also a suit pending in which a former Nebraska student claims she was raped by Mr. Christian Peter. Now I think we have a pretty good idea about just who exactly this Christian Peter jerk IS.

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	16-07-2003 10:42									#16
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well, a guy i know went up to a cheerleader and said,
"Girl, if you were a buger in my nose... i would so pick you anyDAY!"

.... the girl didnt slap him like i expected, but just made a snort of contempt, turned her back, and briskly walked away.


I cant wait till i get the guts and confidence to go up to a woman, throw her back in my arms, and say one of those awesome lines form Amry of the Dead,
"Give me some sugar, baby" or "hail to the king, BABY!"
then lay on an awesome kiss

	16-07-2003 10:46									#17
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nice shoes...wanna (beep)?

	16-07-2003 10:49									#18
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Back in high school my friends and I would employ the "Billy or Montana" technique -- you go up to a girl and ask "Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" Then when she answers, you kiss her (regardless of her answer). This eventually evolved into asking "Which one is a state, Jorgle or Shtumf?" after which you pretend that you're about to bite the girl's face off. Worked like a charm.

	16-07-2003 10:51									#19
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quote: nice shoes...wanna (beep)?

A guy in my high school actually tried this. Suprisingly, it was unsuccessful.

	16-07-2003 10:59									#20
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger Back in high school my friends and I would employ the "Billy or Montana" technique -- you go up to a girl and ask "Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" Then when she answers, you kiss her (regardless of her answer). This eventually evolved into asking "Which one is a state, Jorgle or Shtumf?" after which you pretend that you're about to bite the girl's face off. Worked like a charm.

state? billy?

	16-07-2003 11:03									#21
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why can't women approach us? Whatever happened with gender equality? I'm too lazy (and shy) to approach women

	16-07-2003 11:04									#22
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on the play ground they always used to sneak up on me and kiss me... i hated that back then tho

EDIT: and then i hit puberty, AKA, the uglification of Kman

	16-07-2003 11:04									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman state? billy?

Exactly. It was originally "Which one is a state, Billy or Idaho," but we quickly changed to Montana -- we were worried that people were confusing the question for the tired joke "Say Idaho." "Idaho." "Hahahahaha, you just said that you're a prostitute, making me the victor!"

	16-07-2003 11:05									#24
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quote: why can't women approach us?

No kidding. If women used the "Christian Peter method" on me instead of the other way around, things would probably go a lot more smoothly.

	16-07-2003 11:33									#25
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This pick up line works EVERY TIME.. and I figured I'd spread my knowledge to the Apolyton fellas.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
"I dunno"
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Kevin.


it has NEVER failed for me

	16-07-2003 12:10									#26
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Heres is couple from my Hispanic friends..........Hey do you like BMW's? Whats that? Big Mexican Weenie Or Do you have little hispanic in You? No would U like one..............Hafta admit he keeps going home alone though.

	16-07-2003 14:17									#27
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I've usually been too shy to approach women for the obvious purpose of picking them up. But I have found that by amusing myself and those around me and ignoring the girl that I am most attracted to in the room, there is about a 65% chance that she will find a way to approach me. It works.

	16-07-2003 14:27									#28
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that's the best advice i've seen so far

	16-07-2003 14:29									#29
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Don't have any contact with them for several months, then show up on their doorstep one warm July afternoon and ask if you can use their phone.

	16-07-2003 14:30									#30
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From behind the (preferably downwind), or from above out of the sun. Remember that their peripheral vision is better than mens so a side approach is fraught with danger.