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Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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And here is one of the BEST methods of using Susie Q.

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So, you need a flying thingie that is able to carry my baby, you load it up with maximum amount of ammo, drop it from the sky where you want it (peace square would be ironic if they had it), parachutes opens and they try to soften the blow, so it'll be working when it lands. Now, it's on the ground, remote control button and it starts firing rapidly WHOLE LOTS of granades.
Unmanned, dropped from the sky. It's not the same model, but it's very close to the vehicle.

Now, it doesn't need any space inside for the personel, so it's smaller too. Only enough to hold the blow when it hits the ground, enough space to carry all the ammo and the computer system that the automatic tubes starts firing and feeding itself. It's very cool weapon, and way more destructive than traditional bombing. And, it's cheap. You can't shoot it from the sky very easily as it drops fast. Naturally you will be hitting the enemy with heavy artillery at the same time, so they won't be too comfortable hurting my baby when it's flying.

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run for your lives!!!!

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Also, if you have good sound system near you, you can really start rocking it putting this song and letting the enemy know what's coming. It's Susie Q time, and they'll be shaking in their boots. It's all psychological.

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put on ride of the valkyries

and then some 2Pac

*heavy bass intro*

"How do you want it?!"

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Also it would be good to drop few of these babies at night, perhaps when enemy doesn't know you're near, so the guards will notice the crash when they hit the ground at dark. It'll be instant alarm, everybody running like crazy outside. And that's when Susie Q's starts singing its deadly song, everybody outside, and few of these babies in the yard, tubes firing wildly.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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how much does this **** cost anyway?

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Important note: If someone wants to develop these babies with intentions of actually using these, then PM me. My services are not expensive, and I'll give my full time 24/7 serving and helping you. I just want to see my babies live, that's all, so you can afford me too.

PS. Terrorists, freedom haters, foreign fundies, illegal rebels of any kind, criminals and the enemies of US.. don't bother, I won't answer you.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Ted Striker, Well.. I can't say I have good numbers because I'm not very sure, but it's not THAT expensive. It's worth the money I figure. I'll personally settle for plane ticket, decent monthly salary, citizenship and guaranteed job and freedom of designing more.. .

And the liberty to finish my degree. Anyone.. interested? I have lots of more weapons too. Still available for purchasing is Sleepwatcher, Demoralizer, Shotgun from hell and The Sharpnel Shower. Oh and Susie Q.

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We need to drop one of these on Abu Sayeff.

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Ted, YEAH, that's what I'm talking about!

You know, it would be cool to drop one of these to his house. Imagine him watching Jerry Springer and all of the sudden this crashes through the roof to his living room. He can run.. but he better be fast.

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Nurse! NURSE!


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Well I guess there are always folks that can't appreciate fire power..

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And it is good to use different kind of granades. Some that explodes after 4 seconds, so they hit the ground or walls and bounces around before going off, and granades that explodes in 1.5 second, so many of them will explode mid air.. So you have maximum effect and fill the space with sharpnel. So it is more effective on open ground if there are not enough obstacles.

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Besides, just think about what a nice peace of weaponry this is after those Iraqi rebels drives those pick ups with granade launchers on the back, with no accuracy? Just drive this baby to the base of theirs, and show what they did wrong and that their versions are lame and sissies compared to way superior Susie Q.

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Mercator, What.. you have developed Godzilla?

In reality, frontal tubes would have shot about 80 granades in two seconds, and machine gun firing. Ich don't think so. Nice try though.

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Suise Q is no match for....THE STRYKER SWARM!!!!








C'mon, try and tell me that doesn't strike fear into you.

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Lonestar, sure, but these are completely different vehicles, used in completely different situations.. .

But they're cool too

Come on, people are just bashing me and calling me nut here.. I'm getting the feeling that no one wants to see PWS desings .. If this is the case, then I won't show you my coming weapons 'Boogie Man Systems'.

You people are heartless!

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Originally posted by Lonestar

C'mon, try and tell me that doesn't strike fear into you.


Sorry Lornestar. There's plenty of streets where that sucker is going to get stuck - not just in the UK either.

Pekka, I don't see your vehicle being adopted by the Brits. One guy drives, one guy on main armament, one guy commanding/on the machine gun/loading...

Who brews the tea?

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You saw that now...but your pitiful Susie Q will fall before the hail .50 caliber rounds!

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As you can clearly see in the image, his natural body armour is resistant to such petty shots.

As you will also notice, only two of the three-man crew managed to escape, and only one survived.

Furthermore, he feeds on metal as you can see, that's why he leaves the two men alone, and that's why his armour is so tough.

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Incidently, I was being Ironic with the Stryker post. But hey, it's the Army of the future.

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Lonestar, sure, it will also fall if nukes hit it.

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Also, like the rest of these designs, they are not there to make other weapons or systems obsolete. THey won't work alone! They are only to bring more depth to different strategies, and just to have even more firepower. It's like 'Hmm.. well I already have spear, I don't want that sword'.

And I have only described the main theme of this weapon, to give you idea.

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Oh, and if you think I was kidding. My plans are clearly more developed than yours... I am quite sure certain individuals can fill you in.

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Mercator, ok, what ever..

I know this doesn't sound most convicing weapon to use, but I already have few situations where this would be an ideal weapon. I mean the vehicle one, not when you drop the body of the vehicle. It has all got to do with GPS monitoring and multiple vehicles. But I'm not here to reveal everything, I know that some day some army dudes with ranks will read this and recruit me immediately. Or else France gets it!

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Pekka, Suzie Q reminds me of the ONTOS system - don't ask me for a link or a description because only the word springs to mind.

*Cruddy thinks - will Pekka ever do his own research or what?

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I'll look into that tomorrow.. sleepy time.

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