20-07-2003 03:08									#1
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I think it's time to reveal the latest design from my Punisher Weapon Systems (PWS).

It's called the Hail Mary Hunter, or Susie Q.

It's a light vehicle, able to bring firepower from hell.

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	20-07-2003 03:09									#2
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	20-07-2003 03:12									#3
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A cookie.

That's very nice, Pekka.

	20-07-2003 03:14									#4
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The idea is to have closer to 60 tubes able to shoot granades and/or chemical agents. It is highly mobile, light vehicle. Fast, but it's not too big with armours. It is for 3 persons, one who drives it, one who uses the tubes and one for the machine gun.

The idea is, that you don't have to aim with this beast.
I got the idea from CCRs song 'I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk'.. because it's fast and it talks LOUD!

So you don't aim, you just make sure it has enough granades so the tubes won't run out of ammo. And you help to feed ammo to the machine gun guy. It relies on speed, and that it will create lots of power fast. It is to be used in cities. NO for open fields, big no no.
It is not very safe, because it is an easy target, but it's hella fast and you just make sure you are driving good and shooting a lot. It is assault vehicle.

Secondary use is to dig a foxhole to it, as a defensive weapon. Use only frontal tubes (about 20) and fire rapid granade attacks. Oh, and the tubes are naturally machine gun types of too, fully automatic, able to shoot lots of granades at fast pace. Recommended packing is closer to 1000 granades, because it shoots fastand doesn't aim. It's not very big vechicle, so it's uncomfortable to ride and not much spare space. The bigger versions carry more ammunition for your pleasure.

It is also so, that it can shoot chemical agents, so you can fill it up with air supplies so you won't get it yourself.

	20-07-2003 03:15									#5
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Hey I KNOW IT LOOKS REDICILOUS! I'm poor with drawing. However it is not a toy! I have some specs right here, and I know I can make it work. But I'll let questions come so I can answer them..

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Nurse! NURSE!

	20-07-2003 03:19									#7
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The feeding system is automatic, and you can control it with your computer what tubes are used, and how fast it shoots. So the guy just uses the computer and helps the machine gun guy.

Accuracy is not the strongest point, but you should be able to go super fast with this baby in tough terrain.

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It's an initial artist conception drawing.
I understand.
Not bad. I wouldn't want it coming towards me.

	20-07-2003 03:22									#9
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I first thought it could be remote controlled, just like RC cars, but it would be kind of.. too hard to control it, since it's supposed to be FAST driving only. Just order the artillery to fire couple of rounds, support fire and at the same time drive this baby to the gates of the city and open the gates of hell. I reckon sending 10 of these babies will do lots of damage. If not destroyed, they'd give at least 10 000 granades in few minutes after artillery hits them and support fire. Then finish it off with air support, carpet bombing and maybe napalm. Then send in the troops to finish the survivors.

I know it sounds cruel, but it's effective.

	20-07-2003 03:24									#10
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Just give me the enemy, the city to invade, civilians evacuated, all my babies from my weapons designs, guys who knows how to use them and traditional weaponry to back it up and let me handle the strategy. We may call it 'Operation Overkill'.

	20-07-2003 03:25									#11
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I think Susie Q's visit to the dermothologist is long overdue.

	20-07-2003 03:26									#12
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Forget about it 'surrender or we will release the dogs!'.. That's old school.. it's 'SURRENDER OR WE WILL UNLEASH SUSIE Q!'.. Yeah...

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What is dermothologist?

And I must make it clear, that this is not all round weapon. This is only to be used under certain circumtances.. It's not very good at traditional fighting.

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just come to my babe thread, and post picks of your favouritest looking women.

	20-07-2003 03:30									#15
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Naturally this baby is equipped with GPS systems and the works, so the war room can effectively follow the invasion, and see the bigger picture. Every vehicle is recommended to have at least one person to be it's 'eyes' outside, so they can communicate effectively directly to the driver 'go left, right, forward 100 meters'.. etc.. and can order 'SHOOT' 'HOLD FIRE' etc.

	20-07-2003 03:30									#16
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Azazel, I got it right there, in my first post of this thread

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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand It's an initial artist conception drawing. I understand. Not bad. I wouldn't want it coming towards me.

I'd be sh*tting it if a nine-armed mechanised aardvark in a double-breasted suit was coming towards me

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Armadillo. Protective plates already in place.

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Oh I forgot to mention, that the one tube in front is to be used as flamethrower. One is the machine gun. The top machine gun is there just to look cool. And to have some light defense against possible chopper attacks when marching or moving to new direction. The top is closed and that gun is not used when attacking.

Also it can be used when it is used to defend a base. Using frontal tubes as granade launchers, and one guy can be rambo using that AA machine gun at the top. It is very psychologically effective, as it is 15.7, so the bullets are quite huge and does nasty to the person facing it.

	20-07-2003 03:39									#20
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Sloww, damn.. that's pretty good name for it..
Too bad I didn't think about it earlier.. but hey, I want to design a simular but smaller unmanned remote control vehicle with same usage. That could be called Armadillo.
This is still Susie Q, because it's a babe and it's hot.

	20-07-2003 03:40									#21
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Can't you think of something a little bit more useful rather than another machine of death?

	20-07-2003 03:41									#22
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Machine of death? This is machine of freedom baby!

Besides, door knobs for left handed people have already being developed, so no.. I can't think of anything else.

	20-07-2003 03:44									#23
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Machine of freedom? It 'frees' people by killing them...therefore a machine of death.

	20-07-2003 03:45									#24
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Not often that weapon designers think of the wrong-handed.

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No.. it is designed to defend freedom loving people. Everyone who wants to take it away, well they'll just have to meet with Susie Q. Their choice. And no, don't make this a thread about ethics etc. This is a thread about Susie Q, the freedom loving baby!

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One mans terrorist is another's freedom fighter, never forget that...

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I'm not talking about terrorists. How you fight terrorists with my beast? Not very effective, you end up killing only civilians. This is designed to invade cities.

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The front image is simular to this.

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	20-07-2003 03:57									#29
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The X's are spots for granade tubes (able to fire chemical agents) and the O between the lowest tube spots is the flamethrower. Ooops I forgot to draw the machine gun, well it's a bit higher than the flamethrower.

And 15 to both sides and 10 for the back, tubes that is. So 60 tubes total.

And it is shaped close to armadillo, like Sloww noticed, so the tubes angles are optimal and there are no blind spots.

	20-07-2003 04:04									#30
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Also the desperate destruction mode is when the third guy instead of controlling the tubes goes up to the AA machine gun. He lifts the protective armours up, covering his upper body (he is half in vehicle, half out) from sharpnel flying all around. Can take granades, but not any heavier strikes. This way driver can drive, machine gun shoot, tubes are on automatic rapid fire and one guy is firing away with his 15.7 beast. This is only when it's desperate and you have to flee, and there are lots of living personel inside the perimeter. It's not handy, but it's an option.

I was also thinking putting two mini-guns at the top of the roof, like in choppers, and that it could be controlled with a helmet. They would move where you look at, and then just push the trigger to fire. But I'm not sure about this yet. It would take then 4 guys to use this baby to it's full potential, and that would mean it would have to be bigger and able to carry whole lots of more ammo.