21-07-2003 23:00									#1
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Ok, guys, it looks like that the activities in our great nation has died down a bit. So I was thinking while we earnestly waiting for the drones' replies, we could have a little fun at side.

The idea is that this would be an IC story, but not as serious as the real IC story we had. In fact you can make it as weird or as laughable or whatever you want as you can. The only rule is that you can only write one sentence at a time, and nobody can post consecutively. Of couse it has to be IC so it would not be in violation of the site rules.

Ok I'll start.

Deputy Chairman Jamski was sitting in front of his large desk.

Have fun!

	22-07-2003 04:01									#2
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With a paint roller.

	22-07-2003 05:53									#3
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Thought this is a wonderful day for all of humanity to express their hopes and dreams on a giant mural to symbolise the Hive's greatest achievement that none can surpass that which all can agree is without doubt, Claire Forlani shaped xenodoughnuts.

	22-07-2003 07:37									#4
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( Comrades, you never cease to make me laugh. )

With that thought, he dropped down the paint roller and threw a xenodoughnut into his mouth.

	22-07-2003 08:27									#5
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His wife comes into the room screaming.

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"The boiler, oh my god, it's the boiler!"

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"Did the cat crawl in there again?" He Replies.

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"I was trying to boil some chicken in there, as our stove broke down and the cat went in after it."

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"We never should have fed the cat 'Atomic Kitty Kribble', now transformation have begun."

	22-07-2003 13:11									#10
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Suddenly, Chairman Voltaire entered the room.

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Mrs. Jamski dashed into the Chairman's arms and gave him a big hug, and reproached with her soft, short-of-breath kind of tone: "Dear Chairman, look what Jamski had done!"

	23-07-2003 05:01									#12
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An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.

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"Okay what other animals are in there?", Jamski asked.

	23-07-2003 05:33									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Vev An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.

Suddenly, Tassadar pops out.

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"Why do I sense there is a portal in that boiler?" mused Jamski.

Last edited by Vev on 23-07-2003 at 05:54

	23-07-2003 07:57									#16
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But Comrade Tassadar didn't seem to be very happy to be called an animal.

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quote: Originally posted by HongHu But Comrade Tassadar didn't seem to be very happy to be called an animal.

Tassadar used his powers to kill Archaic in revenge for being called an animal.

	23-07-2003 08:52									#18
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His wish is partially granted, when a voodoo doll of Archiac fell onto Tassadar's hand.

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Unfortunately he didn't have any pins.

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The disembodied head of Archiac materialised floating in the room with a taunting smile.

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quote: Originally posted by Vev The disembodied head of Archiac materialised floating in the room with a taunting smile.

Tassadar poked Archaics voodoo doll in the eye with his sharp nails and watched as Archaics head began to bleed.

	23-07-2003 18:52									#22
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And the voodoo doll's lips started to move ...

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**Shudder**

	24-07-2003 06:11									#24
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I will turn up the heat so you dont feel so cold.

	24-07-2003 06:25									#25
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"From week henceforth,
by the morning sun,
under wings of a moth,
lies the ultimate pun" prophesised the doll.

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"Better?" in a room far from Jamski's office, Comrade Hoan asked Comrade Kody, whose face is turning kind of paper white, "What is it?"

	24-07-2003 07:31									#27
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"Voodoo on already dead people makes me queasy", Comrade Kody groaned.

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Comrade Hoan's face turned whiter than that of Comrade Kody, knowing that he knew something that he didn't know.

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Mrs Jamski said, "All this fuss about a floating head and a talking doll. This house needs painting and anyone that doesn't leave is kindly welcome to continue painting."

	24-07-2003 08:03									#30
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Haon looks around around for a paint bucket but ultimately fails, and slacks off.