18-08-2003 08:05									#151
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"I can see dead squids" said the cat at the same time as it detected another possible ambiguity from Jamski's reply.

	18-08-2003 11:57									#152
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Luckily Bruce Willis was able to help the dead squid complete its unfinished business on earth.

-Jam

	19-08-2003 01:27									#153
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He danced and kicked like an undead squid with Jamski and Comrade Vev until all the Finnish Giant Squid Damcing Machine repellent spray evaporated into the air.

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"And descenth from the heaven are the angelic cherubs, who blessesth the House of Jamski and behold the spirit of Michelangelo appeared and in his eternal servitude to the great lord whipped himself into a frenzy and covered the ceilings with divine works of art rivalling to that of the Sistine Chapel."

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And on the seventh day, jamski rested."

	20-08-2003 11:54									#156
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But by the evening of the seventh day Mrs Jamski was getting ratty because Michelanglo was drinking all the milk.

-Jam

	20-08-2003 19:28									#157
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Aiming to please, the modest Michelanglo hurried out and led a cow back into the house.

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Michelangelo may have aimed to please, but unsurprisingly Mrs Jamski didn't take kindly to having a cow in the house.

-Jam

	21-08-2003 06:20									#159
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The cow is rather messy and has is an alcoholic and rummaged through house looking for hard liquer.

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Appearently the cow had already finished off all liquers in the house for he couldn't find any, so he just wandered around drunkenly, murmuring: "has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic ..."

	21-08-2003 19:46									#161
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The cat, being an english major at the College of Art and Tears, was extremely peeved by the cow's lack of proper grammar.

	21-08-2003 22:22									#162
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And so it was that the cow quickly became "beef-flavor Whiskas"

-Jam

	22-08-2003 00:28									#163
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Michelanglo was heart broken and refused to continue painting the ceilings for the evil Jamski.

	22-08-2003 00:54									#164
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Which pleased Mrs Jamski, since he was always making "eyes" at her and talking Italian

-Jam

	22-08-2003 04:55									#165
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And so the House of Jamski is touched by the light and even the undead lich-squid was filled with holy goodness and embraced everyone with its partially decaying tentacles.

	22-08-2003 07:41									#166
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And everything that the tentacles touched started to become partially decaying under the light.

	22-08-2003 12:10									#167
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This included the fresh painting from Signor Michelangelo, but to Jamski's annoyance, so he tryed to phone for a preist again.

-Jam

	22-08-2003 14:17									#168
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But the telephone line was crossed by a freak accident and Madame Forlani's House of Discipline was contacted instead.

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(In Russian Accent) "Welkome to Klair Forlani's House of Disiplinink. How may we be abusink you?"

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A string of music suddenly exploded in Jamski's head as he felt that the heaven had finally descended.

	27-08-2003 04:55									#171
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A cresendo of ten thousand cats wailings in harmonious joyious synchony accompanied the music.

	27-08-2003 18:39									#172
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Jamski fainted with pleasure at the glorious harmonies.

-Jam

	28-08-2003 10:30									#173
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Encouraged by Jamski's delight, the cats wailed harder, but suddenly there was a hush as a solo cat wailed in the moonlit night singing about their existence in life and the joy of acceptence by Jamski.

	28-08-2003 18:42									#174
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Moved by the beautiful tune Mrs Jamski came out to see who was singing and she was not dissappointed for she found that the solo cat had a face of Comrade Vev.

	28-08-2003 22:33									#175
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The poor mutant Vev/Cat hybrid was too genetically unstable to live and halfway though a beautiful rendition of the love duet (singing both parts) from the second act of Richard Wagner's Tristan und Isolde it suddenly contracted an insanely fast speading cancer which killed it in seconds, and made a mess of the carpet.

-Jam

	29-08-2003 01:29									#176
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Now Mrs. Jamski had ANOTHER task for Jam to do: The carpet.

	29-08-2003 01:58									#177
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At the first trace of Mrs Jamski's voice Jamski recovered from his unconciousness immediately and have forgotten about all the pleasures of the glorious harmonies.

	29-08-2003 03:58									#178
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Because her voice was even more celestially glorious than that of the cancer-ridden dead Vev/cat creature.

-Jam

	29-08-2003 04:29									#179
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Great, the ugly mess on the carpet starts to ooze slowly towards the kitchen.

	29-08-2003 12:01									#180
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Mrs Jamski, realising that she can't trust either Jamski to do anything right, or anything to stay dead in the house, goes and gets a priest herself.

-Jam