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The cat opened the bible and showed it to Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the (now non-dancing, but still Finnish, and rather well sauted) squid, pointing out that in the Book of Revelation, one of the seven plagues could, in fact, be interpreted as a plague of Haikus.

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But it wasn't.
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Hearing disagreement, the cat became angry and slowly exposed his ferocious teeth.
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"Are you doubting the holy words of GOD?" demanded the cat, snarling at Jamski and the Squid.

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The squid starts to congeal.
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Quickly the Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the cat call a priest for the squid, hoping to save the dying sea-creature's immortal soul.

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A dark aura surrounds the squid the cat ran and hid behind Mrs Jamski to dodge shadowy tendrils.
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Seeking solitude, the cat ran up Mrs. Jamski's skirt.
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Mrs Jamski was glad of the extra warmth at night.

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So too is the cat.
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And all was well, until the next day...
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When a dark infernal shroud fully infused with the congealed squid making come back to life again with fiery unholy red eyes.
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The cat talked frantically, "Look behind you! I'm not kidding! Really, look behind you. Trust me."
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Kody wonders why Vev keeps looking at him.
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Jamski then said, "Wow, we didn't know we had a talking cat that is just amazing."
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Mrs. Jamski looked at Jamski disprovingly: "Jamski, are you that old already? Have you already forgotten who taught you how to paint the ceiling?"
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The Ceiling at this pont was starting to have its paint crumble off.
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Ceilings of the world unite and combat Jamski's corrupted ceiling paint and overthrow the tyrannical peeling regime .
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Jamski looked accusingly at the cat, and then slowly... turned...around...

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A horde of ceilings converged at Jamski's house ready to rip apart the paint, but beneath it the squid draws in more dark powers.
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Jamski saw the undead squid-lich and the horde of evil possessed ceilings, and immediatly phoned for an emergency priest, requesting AT LEAST a bishop for this level of emergency.

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But the bishop refused to come in, sighting the dark clouds surrounding the ceiling of the Jamski Residence.
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In a time of crisis, in a time of great need, who are you going to call - GHOSTBUSTERS!
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"There's something strange; in the neighbor hood."
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"Rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah!"
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But Ghostbusters were far to expensive so Jamski called Spookgrabbers instead.

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And the Sppkgrabbers grabbed lots of spooks to go in with them.
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However the spooks unions have filed harrasment charges againsts spooksgrabber.
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It was a black day indeed for Jamski, as he had a house now filled with amature ghost-hunters, harrased spooks and their lawyers, an undead fricasseed finnish dancing squid, a talking cat and Mrs Jamski, who realised that due to the many distractions he still hadn't painted all the ceilings.

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It was this final fact that forced Jamksi to start the most wild rolling about included with frothing of the mouth; forceing the men in white coats to come and pick up the ever- painting Jamski.
 
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