23-07-2003 07:42									#31
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Hmm... that's an interesting theory... if you try it, let me know how good that works.

	23-07-2003 07:44									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I'm a failure to my people! Gaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Well then, it's polyester for you! Ah Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAA!

	23-07-2003 07:45									#33
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quote: Does this work?!

Yes. Not as good as an iron, but surprisingly effective.

	23-07-2003 07:45									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: You have no gifts of any kind. Says the man that couldn't find humor if it pinched him on the ass .

I can pretend that was a good comeback if it makes you feel better.

	23-07-2003 07:46									#35
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How would you know if it was a good comeback or not?

	23-07-2003 07:47									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui How would you know if it was a good comeback or not?

Because I have a sense of humor in real life.
I can answer it for you -- it's NOT.

	23-07-2003 07:48									#37
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I thought it was alright. The "pinch on the ass" bit was a nice touch.

	23-07-2003 07:48									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov They can pry my entrance card to Roxy out of my cold, dead, immaculate hands!

Oh sure, like they're going to give that card to some creep in polyester! Give it up man! You might as well volunteer to undergo faith based deprogramming. I know of a church or two that would be proud as punch to cure you of your alternate life style affliction. It's OK. It won't hurt a bit.

	23-07-2003 07:49									#39
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I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."

	23-07-2003 07:50									#40
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quote: Because I have a sense of humor in real life.

That I refuse to believe .

quote: I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."

I've been risque enough in this thread.... for now

	23-07-2003 07:51									#41
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quote: I thought it would have better had he said "it slapped him on the ass and called him its bottom *****."

Agreed. Note that I only deemed the comeback "alright", akin to getting an "A" on your O.W.L.s.

	23-07-2003 07:52									#42
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if u hung ur clothes while taking a shower to steam it... wouldnt u have to dry it again?

so then why not hang it while clothes are wet from laundry?

	23-07-2003 07:52									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove Oh sure, like they're going to give that card to some creep in polyester! Give it up man! You might as well volunteer to undergo faith based deprogramming. I know of a church or two that would be proud as punch to cure you of your alternate life style affliction. It's OK. It won't hurt a bit.

Poor Doc S. doesn't realize that polyester is in amongst the club set!

	23-07-2003 07:53									#44
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Really?

Now I know why I fear the club set!

	23-07-2003 09:09									#45
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Boris can't iron!?!?

Just what is our gay community coming to?! Next you'll tell us that you actually enjoy watching/playing sports! *shutter*

	23-07-2003 09:27									#46
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been watching bravo lately boris?

	23-07-2003 09:40									#47
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I have an inexpensive steamer I use instead of ironing. Works very well actually. Keeps down the trips to the cleaners because I can't iron eithier.

	23-07-2003 11:00									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I'm a failure to my people! Gaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Geez, it really would suck to be you

	23-07-2003 13:02									#49
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quote: Originally posted by GePap What? is it "Sprockets" time?

Dats Shprockets!

Dieter

	23-07-2003 15:14									#50
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I'm still trying to figure out that Germans/Iron thing........

	23-07-2003 15:21									#51
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In rhyming slang iron hoof = poof.

	23-07-2003 15:32									#52
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And I try to figure out what iron actually means in the sentence "I cant iron". He cant what??
Iron is that hard material you make railroad tracks and stuff like that with, or no? hmmm

	23-07-2003 15:34									#53
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"nageln"

	23-07-2003 16:27									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Poor Doc S. doesn't realize that polyester is in amongst the club set!

Clear evidence of brain damage.

	23-07-2003 16:32									#55
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I think Boris is a closet-hetro, and only dates gay guys so "afterwards" he can get them to do his ironing for him...

	23-07-2003 16:46									#56
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Er... why not just date women then?

	23-07-2003 17:31									#57
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quote: Originally posted by DanielXY And I try to figure out what iron actually means in the sentence "I cant iron". He cant what?? Iron is that hard material you make railroad tracks and stuff like that with, or no? hmmm

	23-07-2003 17:33									#58
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There's going to be a lovely scorch mark in that table.

	23-07-2003 17:56									#59
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thx for the info

ah and: *Points at Boris and laughs his ass off*

	23-07-2003 18:22									#60
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Is that an antique? You do know that they make irons now that dont have to be heated on a stove.