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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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I'm a failure to my people!

Gaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Oh oh

We'll hide you Boris!
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And white men can't jump. So what of it?
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Germans?

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quote:
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Oh oh

We'll hide you Boris!


They can pry my entrance card to Roxy out of my cold, dead, immaculate hands!

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Ironer's Anonymous?

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quote:
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I'm a failure to my people!


Germans?


I believe my Irish component is responsible for the ironing.

Since it also seems responsible for the drinking, I hope the two responsibilities never meet.

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You know... Drake's comment could be off-the-wall hilarious off-color joke... if you see it from my perverted view .
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I won't tell anyone, I swear .
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What? is it "Sprockets" time?
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Jesus Christ! Next minute Jesse Jackson will announce he's joined the Klan.

So much for you being gay; I'll send the Ted Nugent T-Shirt around in the morning.

Even I, who am as straight as an arrow and as domesticated as Rodney Dangerfield, can iron.

Actually when I was 18 my mother wanted to buy me an iron for Xmas; fortunately my father (RIP) intervened.
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I actually have no idea what Imran is getting at; I'm just playing along as I love to tell hilarous, off-color jokes, even inadvertant ones.

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Drake:

I can't iron, I'm a failure to my people.

Germans?

Now when you hear 'Iron' and 'Germans' in succession, what do you think of (think 20th Century please)

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Wow, I'm a bad man.
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Actually, this is even funnier (at least to Brits).

"What we have here gentlemen is an iron who can't."

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Not getting it...
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Boris... Germans, Iron... Germans, Iron...

Ok, I'll spell it out more... think... um... WW2.
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Not getting it...


Mine or theirs?

Mine is rhyming slang.
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quote:
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Boris... Germans, Iron... Germans, Iron...

Ok, I'll spell it out more... think... um... WW2.


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I am sorry, but is that was your line of though Imran, blegh!
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I have a gift for off-color jokes .
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quote:
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I have a gift for off-color jokes .


You have no gifts of any kind.

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so don't iron..
steam your clothes (hang them up in the bathroom while you shower) or use some of that spray that is supposed to take wrinkles out...or be satisfied with wrinkled clothing
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Says the man that couldn't find humor if it pinched him on the ass .
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so don't iron..
steam your clothes (hang them up in the bathroom while you shower)


Does this work?!
 
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