08-08-2003 07:13									#1
	The "Meanest Mutha on Poly" thread a.k.a. silly thread of the day... Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

So who do you reckon could whup yo ass?

David Floyd is apparently some kind of mixed martial artist, so he's out.

And Sava looks like he works out a lot. Since I confine my exercise to smoking and arm curls (with a pint weight), I think I'd take a beating there.

MtG also looks like a pretty big guy.

Someone told me Azazel is 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse. Is this true?

I reckon I could stomp on Fez pretty good. Not much consolation though is it?

	08-08-2003 07:16									#2
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I fight pretty well, I've never lost or had my ass kicked... but when the **** hits the fan, I play to win (i.e. I fight dirty). I'm not above picking up random objects for use as weapons. And even if I lose in a fight, I'll come back with a bat... and if I lose, I'll come back with a knife, then a gun.

	08-08-2003 07:16									#3
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I could take all of you'se, at once I tell ya!

	08-08-2003 07:17									#4
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I don't know about Azazel but the pictures of Panag put "have a nice day ..." in a whole new light.

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Slowhands been acting like he's some sort of Charles Bronson/Jedi Knight hybrid all day, does that count?

ie imaginary toughness?

	08-08-2003 07:19									#6
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever Slowhands been acting like he's some sort of Charles Bronson/Jedi Knight hybrid all day, does that count? ie imaginary toughness?

I think that's a Texas attitude... you know, "don't mess with Texas!"

	08-08-2003 07:20									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I could take all of you'se, at once I tell ya!

I've seen your pic. You're on the "can be bashed up by Agathon" list.

Like to see you and Fez in an "electron weight" bout tho.

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I'm a commie pinko liberal peacenik. Sorry.

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quote: "electron weight"

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quote: Originally posted by Sava I think that's a Texas attitude... you know, "don't mess with Texas!"

They've never quite got past the whole 'Alamo' mentality thing, have they?

	08-08-2003 07:23									#11
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Pekka... who saw that picture of him with some fellow soldier in a choke hold? i'm surprised by how big and tough he looks...

	08-08-2003 07:24									#12
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quote: They've quite got past the whole 'Alamo' mentality thing, have they?

nah...

	08-08-2003 07:24									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Pekka... who saw that picture of him with some fellow soldier in a choke hold? i'm surprised by how big and tough he looks...

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	08-08-2003 07:27									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I've seen your pic. You're on the "can be bashed up by Agathon" list. Like to see you and Fez in an "electron weight" bout tho.

I says a lot how you somehow twist someone who is of "perfect" height/weight mixture and say they're skinny.

I guess it's all relative.

	08-08-2003 07:28									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I says a lot how you somehow twist someone who is of "perfect" height/weight mixture and say they're skinny. I guess it's all relative.

Sheddup girly man, or I'll open up a thimble of whup-ass!!!!

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quote: "perfect" height/weight

no such thing... each person has ideal ranges, but there are not overall good ratios...

	08-08-2003 07:32									#17
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Sava:

and then you look at his countryman Stefu...

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"perfect" was in quotes: I've got nearly exactly 22.5 BMI, where the ideal is 20-25.

I'm also clearly not skinny, because skinny implies being boney or otherwise unattractively underweight...not the case.

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Yeah, Pekka should be on the list, too.

	08-08-2003 07:36									#20
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[QUOTE] Originally posted by Asher
nearly exactly QUOTE]

Asher, has your vanity overtaken your grammar?

	08-08-2003 07:37									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Sava: and then you look at his countryman Stefu...

I've never seen Stefu.

	08-08-2003 07:42									#22
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever Asher, has your vanity overtaken your grammar?

"Nearly exactly" is perfectly fine, it's like saying "nearly perfect".

Has pedanticism taken over your reasoning?

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Pekka's huge and he's being militarily trained... that man would take most of us out no doubt

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Sava:

don't go and try to search for a pic of Stefu... you'll regret it for the rest of your life... i remember when he first posted his picture years ago... i think all us apolyton old-timers got his image etched in our minds... the horror...

	08-08-2003 07:47									#25
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Here's my guess. As for training/fighting ability, it would probably come down to MtG, Pekka, and myself. But that doesn't necessarily mean that other people couldn't kick any of our asses, as there are other aspects to look at. Myself, for example: I haven't been in very many real fights, meaning I'd be less prepared than some for the adrenaline rush and all that.

	08-08-2003 07:48									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Has pedanticism taken over your reasoning?

Nope, i'm nearly unique in not letting that happen

	08-08-2003 07:52									#27
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Well, I don't know mtg, but most people lists him so I guess he's a killer!
David Floyd is a bad ass and a stud definitely.

There are about 30 000 people registered, so there must be lots more, but these are people I know..
Azazel looks like a monster, but I don't know if he is dangerous . But I'll keep that as potential boogie man.

	08-08-2003 07:55									#28
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That pic was terribly gay, speer... haha Pekka

Anyways, there is no clear cut answer. There isn't ONE person who could win a one on one confrontation with everyone. Someone always be able to beat anyone. And if this were a free for all to the death, I guarantee you I would win.

	08-08-2003 07:56									#29
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Sava, if you think THAT looks gay, you should see some pics of me grappling

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I guarantee you all, I would win because I'd be nowhere near there, instead using the time to drain your bank accounts electronically to fund a new dildo collection to be shipped to your houses.