16-08-2003 06:14									#151
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Yeah, getting in over your head when you try to hook up Gays with Lesbians.

	16-08-2003 07:02									#152
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Odin and Che kidnapped and sent to Ant Overlord for sugar plantation work in exchange for reprieve for general Populace.

ODIN ELECTED US PRESIDENT!
Chegitz is VP, Sava is Attorney General, Kidicious is Secretary of Comerce, Monkspider is Secretary of State, UberKrux is Secretary of Defense. AECCP members exiled.

	16-08-2003 07:18									#153
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MRMITCHELL ELECTED US PRESIDENT
First Act: "Pornographic materials shall be available to the public free of charge at street-corner dispensers nationwide"

	16-08-2003 07:35									#154
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Yeah, getting in over your head when you try to hook up Gays with Lesbians.

Can you grasp the concept of reproduction without actual sex? Come out from under the rock, Johnny Reb.

	16-08-2003 08:27									#155
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quote: Originally posted by Odin ODIN ELECTED US PRESIDENT! Chegitz is VP, Sava is Attorney General, Kidicious is Secretary of Comerce, Monkspider is Secretary of State, UberKrux is Secretary of Defense. AECCP members exiled.

RETURNING AECCP STORMS CAPITOL, CHEERING CROWDS MEET AECCP COALITION



"Damnit, who'd a thunk people like to have a wide choice in jobs, consumer goods, and getting paid more for being more skilled?" Said ex-President Odin, as he was dragged down Pennsylvania Ave after being tarred and feathered.

COMMUNIST FORCES FLEE AFTER PITCHED BATTLE FOR D.C.!

"There's always Wisconsin and the Midwest!" Screamed UberKrux as the remaining party leadership fled in helicopters to Madison.

	16-08-2003 08:41									#156
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MRMITCHELL REFLECTS ON LACK OF VIOLENT ERUPTIONS AGAINST HIS PRESIDENCY
Conclusion: Pornography makes everybody happy

	16-08-2003 09:47									#157
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I'd post pictures to go along with it but I don't think they could fit on a "Family Site" like Apolyton

	16-08-2003 09:53									#158
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro ALIEN INVASION REPULSED BY FRANCE AND US

or

REPULSED BY FRANCE AND US, ALIENS INVADE

	16-08-2003 09:55									#159
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Breaking news. A virus striking the male chromsome has killed all males on Planet earth except one. All hot women over the age of 17 are ordered to report to Racine wisconsin for repopulation to begin.

	16-08-2003 10:15									#160
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FG:

	16-08-2003 10:19									#161
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quote: Breaking news. A virus striking the male chromsome has killed all males on Planet earth except one. All hot women over the age of 17 are ordered to report to Racine wisconsin for repopulation to begin.

All hot women over the age of 17 announce they have become lesbians. "Screw the human race" they announce.

	16-08-2003 10:19									#162
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar RETURNING AECCP STORMS CAPITOL, CHEERING CROWDS MEET AECCP COALITION "Damnit, who'd a thunk people like to have a wide choice in jobs, consumer goods, and getting paid more for being more skilled?" Said ex-President Odin, as he was dragged down Pennsylvania Ave after being tarred and feathered. COMMUNIST FORCES FLEE AFTER PITCHED BATTLE FOR D.C.! "There's always Wisconsin and the Midwest!" Screamed UberKrux as the remaining party leadership fled in helicopters to Madison.

cheering crouds. In your dreams.

PRESIDENT ODIN AND VP GUEVARA SAY IN A NEWS CONFRENCE WITH CHREERING CROUDS.
"The evil capitalists shall not win and pillage our grat country to fill thier pockets!" said Odin. To Lonestar he said, "History is not on your side! WE WILL BURY YOU!" before going to Minneapolis to regroup. Geurillas are apearing all over the US to fight the Capitalists.

Uberkrux explains thier plan, "the people hate the capitalists and are rising up in rebellion against them, they shall not win when they have no support."

	16-08-2003 10:21									#163
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Odin: I'd resign in response to your exiling the AECCP or whatever those tards call themselves.

	17-08-2003 08:24									#164
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quote: Originally posted by Sava Odin: I'd resign in response to your exiling the AECCP or whatever those tards call themselves.

Sava, didn't I tell you once I take over you can be my Press-secretary?

"I have been authorised by Mr. Lonestar to pass on the following statement ...'F--k you and the horses you rode in on, you whiners.'"

	19-08-2003 01:47									#165
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CLEAR SKIES ACHIEVES BOYFRIEND.

	19-08-2003 01:52									#166
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ANT OVERLORD BANS ALL PARTIES: DELCARES HUMAN POLITICS INEFFICIENT, DISTRACTS FROM MOUND BUILDING.

NEW GENERATION ANT OVERLORDS GRWING WELL: BODIES OF POLITICAL LEADERS MAKE EFFICIENT MEAL, MUCH FAT STORED