15-08-2003 08:51									#121
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell HEADLINE MADE BY MYSTEROUS "IMRAN" Who is this man? And "Fez", "Ming", and "Slowwhand"? Inside: An investigative report on this by MSNBC anchor Ima Madeup.

	15-08-2003 09:23									#122
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BUSH REPORTS: 'WE'RE JUST GREEDY *******S!~"

	15-08-2003 14:14									#123
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ok people, politics headlines are funny only when original and ... well... funny.

not when stupid, unfunny, repetitive and so forth.


FAKE METROPOLIN CONSTRUCTED BY ROCKSTAR* GAMES TO ALLOW FOR "GRAND THEFT AUTO" REAL LIFE ROLE PLAYING GAMES

	15-08-2003 17:29									#124
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi MR.FUN SAYS SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY, SATAN COMPLAINS OF EXCESSIVE COLD

SHI HUANGDI BEGINS TO LIGTHEN UP, AND STOPS BEING AN ANAL JERK

	15-08-2003 18:01									#125
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HISTORY ERASED, START OF APOLYTON SET AS YEAR 0.

	15-08-2003 22:58									#126
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MRFUN WAKES UP BEFORE 9:00 AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING

	15-08-2003 23:12									#127
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POWER BACK IN NYC!

"SHUT IT DOWN!" - Rest of the country.

Asked whether it was relieved that electrical power was returning to New York city after yesterday's blackout, the rest of the country expressed deception. " I could have gone another couple of days without Katie Kouric " Chicago was quoted as saying, while Utah and South Dakota put out a joint press release, asking for at least another day without the "constant whining and b*******" characteristic to the Big Apple.
White House press secretary Scott McClellan reported that "President Bush is - to put it mildly - enthusiastically supporting the measure."

	15-08-2003 23:13									#128
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quote: Originally posted by Richelieu POWER BACK IN NYC! "SHUT IT DOWN!" - Rest of the country. Asked whether it was relieved that electrical power was returning to New York city after yesterday's blackout, the rest of the country expressed deception. " I could have gone another couple of days without Katie Kouric " Chicago was quoted as saying, while Utah and South Dakota put out a joint press release, asking for at least another day without the "constant whining and b*******" characteristic to the Big Apple. White House press secretary Scott McClellan reported that "President Bush is - to put it mildly - enthusiastically supporting the measure."

	16-08-2003 00:34									#129
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IRAQ INVADES US

	16-08-2003 00:43									#130
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CHINA INVADES FRANCE
"We needed to liberate the French people"

	16-08-2003 00:45									#131
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FINLAND INVADES US, PEKKA MADE VICEROY

	16-08-2003 01:06									#132
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EU INVADES US. ALL REPUBLICANS SHOT.

	16-08-2003 02:45									#133
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ANOTHER IDIOT WAR STARTS

ALIEN LAUGHTER HEARD ACROSS THE GLOBE

	16-08-2003 03:21									#134
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SHITEATING DOG GETS SAVA

	16-08-2003 04:07									#135
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NEW PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION LAW PASSED IN CONGRESS: ONLY APOLYTON MEMBERS ALLOWED TO VOTE! The new election will take place next week on Apolyton Off-Topic poll.

	16-08-2003 05:32									#136
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AECCP SWEEPS NATIONAL ELECTIONS
Lonestar elected President after mysterious riots destroy enough ballots to swing Florida in his Favor.

Dinodoc appointed Secretary of Defense. " My vast intellect shall allow us to destroy enemies of capitalism."

Imran appointed ProConsul of Iraq "The precious, precious crude must flow!"

APOLY COMMUNIST PARTY MEMBERS CONTEST VOTE.
Odin and Che kidnapped and sent to Ant Overlord for sugar plantation work in exchange for reprieve for general Populace.

MtG DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER!
"I'm stumped," says Mike.

OERDIN, DEVILMUNCHKIN, DISSIDENT, AND LONESTAR ELECTED "WILDEST PARTIERS OF SAN DIEGO".

	16-08-2003 05:35									#137
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CANADA WONDERS WHAT THE HELL IT HAS TO DO IT GET THE RESPECT IT DESERVES.

"Damnit, pay attention to us! We have 20 million Battledroids aboot ready...stop laughing! Whats so God-Damned funny?"

	16-08-2003 05:37									#138
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I can't take my eyes of Sirotnikov's avatar.........

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SIRO'S AVATAR TEMPTING Mr.FUN
"It's making me reconsider what team I'm on," Fun admits.

	16-08-2003 05:42									#140
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Pedro, that's sick.

	16-08-2003 05:45									#141
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Oh come now... you can't deny its hypnotic allure...

	16-08-2003 05:49									#142
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I apologize. It wasn't animating when I saw it.

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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar SIRO'S AVATAR TEMPTING Mr.FUN "It's making me reconsider what team I'm on," Fun admits.

Yep -- I flick my sexual orientation from one to another like you do with lights with a switch.




SAN FRANCISCO BECOMES WORLD'S FIRST INDEPENDENT ENTITY GOVERNED BY A DOMINANT GAY POPULATION

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	16-08-2003 05:55									#146
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You heteroes have no shame.

	16-08-2003 05:55									#147
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Headline: Year 2075

POPULATION OF SAN FRANCISCO REACHES ZERO DUE TO LACK OF PROCREATION.

	16-08-2003 05:56									#148
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quote: Originally posted by Dom Pedro II Headline: Year 2075 POPULATION OF SAN FRANCISCO REACHES ZERO DUE TO LACK OF PROCREATION.

Heteroes are welcome as citizens -- they would just be the minority.

	16-08-2003 06:04									#149
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Well, unless you keep up a healthy influx of gays, they'll be the majority in about fifty years...

	16-08-2003 06:06									#150
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quote: Originally posted by Dom Pedro II Well, unless you keep up a healthy influx of gays, they'll be the majority in about fifty years...

Hetero families are the ones that reproduce normally, and gays and lesbians come from those traditional hetero families.

Not that gays and lesbians cannot reproduce either.



UGH -- enough with this threadjacking!!