15-08-2003 02:29									#91
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It was meant to be taken as constructive criticism.

	15-08-2003 02:30									#92
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 It was meant to be taken as constructive criticism.

Whoever heard of constructive criticism on Apolyton?

	15-08-2003 02:31									#93
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MEETING OF APOLYTON'S DL'S POSTPONED AFTER MORE THAN HALF THE MEMBERS COULD NOT ATTEND.


AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC SERVANTS QUARANTINED AFTER SARS OUTBREAK IN CANBERRA.

	15-08-2003 02:31									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Richelieu MEETING OF APOLYTON'S DL'S POSTPONED AFTER MORE THAN HALF THE MEMBERS COULD NOT ATTEND.

THAT would be scary.

	15-08-2003 03:35									#95
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PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF MARIJUANA, COCAINE, AND HEROINE

	15-08-2003 03:39									#96
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PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF TOBACCO; Marijuana legalized as alternative

	15-08-2003 03:48									#97
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JAY LENO RETIRES: CONAN TO TAKE OVER TIME SLOT

OLSEN TWINS MAKE A BILLION MORE...ON ADULT FILMS

URUGUAY AND PARAGUAY MERGE TO CREATE REALLYGUAY

JERRY FALWELL FALLS OFF PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED EDGE OF THE WORLD

and finally

GENERAL WESLEY CLARK ANNOUNCES HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE; George W. pees his pants

	15-08-2003 03:53									#98
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WARP DRIVE A SUCCESS

EARTH-LIKE PLANET DISCOVERED

GATTICA IMMIGRATION COUNCIL TAKING APPLICANTS - QUALIFIED ONLY NEED APPLY

EXPEDITION TO EARTH FINDS PLANET IN RUINS - HUMAN LIFE EXTINCT ON EARTH

I'm in a mood.

	15-08-2003 03:55									#99
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quote: PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF MARIJUANA, COCAINE, AND HEROINE

MILLIONS DIE AS HYPOCRITICAL DOCTORS SAY ALCOHOL "OKAY"


to a lot of headlines... I'll make some of my own...

CUBS DEFEAT WHITE SOX IN WORLD SERIES: LOCAL SPORTS RADIO PERSONALITY MIKE NORTH COMMITS SUICIDE!!

DETROIT REDWINGS WITH WORST RECORD FOR 22 STRAIGHT YEARS

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN FIFTEENTH STRAIGHT STANLEY CUP

MILLIONS MARCH ON WASHINGTON: PRESIDENT AND CONGRESS REMOVED FROM POWER

ALL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES DESTROYED

BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, ANNA NICOLE, AND AMERICAN IDOL CANDIDATES, PRODUCERS, AND STAFF FOUND DEAD IN MASS SUICIDE

	15-08-2003 04:07									#100
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GERMANY SURRENDERS, FRANCE TO BEGIN MILITARY OCCUPATION

	15-08-2003 04:10									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Sava HYPOCRITICAL DOCTORS SAY ALCOHOL "OKAY"

Since when?

quote: BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, ANNA NICOLE, AND AMERICAN IDOL CANDIDATES, PRODUCERS, AND STAFF FOUND DEAD IN MASS SUICIDE

Idealist!

	15-08-2003 04:16									#102
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GEORGE W. BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

NEW AMENDMENT ABOLISHES TERM LIMITS FOR PRESIDENCY

BUSH WINS THIRD TERM IN OFFICE IN 2008 ELECTIONS

LIBERALS COMMIT SUICIDE

	15-08-2003 04:30									#103
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FIFTH DENTIST CAVES. THEY'RE ALL RECOMMENDING COLGATE NOW.

	15-08-2003 04:32									#104
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quote: GEORGE W. BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT NEW AMENDMENT ABOLISHES TERM LIMITS FOR PRESIDENCY BUSH WINS THIRD TERM IN OFFICE IN 2008 ELECTIONS LIBERALS COMMIT SUICIDE

BUSH RECOGNISES THAT EXTREME NEOCONSERVATISM IS A DANGEROUS MENACE UPON SOCIETY

	15-08-2003 04:53									#105
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WUTANG!

	15-08-2003 05:06									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi GEORGE W. BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT NEW AMENDMENT ABOLISHES TERM LIMITS FOR PRESIDENCY BUSH WINS THIRD TERM IN OFFICE IN 2008 ELECTIONS LIBERALS COMMIT SUICIDE

BUSH IS IMPEACHED DUE TO HIS HORRENDOUS ECONOMIC POLICIES OF RICH GETTING RICHER, AND POOR GETTING POORER

	15-08-2003 05:42									#107
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APOLYTONERS ALL AGREE ON SOMETHING: Mass panic and chaos ensues

	15-08-2003 05:59									#108
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MR.FUN SAYS SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY, SATAN COMPLAINS OF EXCESSIVE COLD

	15-08-2003 06:02									#109
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JESUS MYTH PROVEN FALSE!

	15-08-2003 06:25									#110
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quote: Originally posted by Sava JESUS MYTH PROVEN FALSE!

	15-08-2003 08:24									#111
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MING PERMABANNED BY MTG

SETTLER III NOW ONLINE

	15-08-2003 08:34									#112
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COMMUNISTS ADMIT: "WE WERE JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR HEADS WITH THAT MARX CRAP"

	15-08-2003 08:36									#113
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NEOCONS ADMIT: "OUR HEADS HAVE BEEN PLAYED WITH"
Massive mental asylum overload nationwide

	15-08-2003 08:37									#114
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DEMOCRAT PARTY ADMITS THEY WERE WRONG, JOIN REPUBLICANS!
Greens and Communists soon to follow

	15-08-2003 08:42									#115
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LIBERTARIANS ADMIT DEFEAT. COMMUNIST RANKS SWELL.

	15-08-2003 08:44									#116
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ODIN STOPS DREAMING

	15-08-2003 08:45									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui COMMUNISTS ADMIT: "WE WERE JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR HEADS WITH THAT MARX CRAP"

NO WE'RE NOT!!!

BUSH ADMITS: WE ARE F*CKED!

	15-08-2003 08:46									#118
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quote: NO WE'RE NOT!!!

Sorry, it was a headline .

	15-08-2003 08:48									#119
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui ODIN STOPS DREAMING

IRMAN SENT TO GULAG! FINDS FEZ, MING, AND SLOWWHAND TERE TOO.

	15-08-2003 08:50									#120
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HEADLINE MADE BY MYSTEROUS "IMRAN"
Who is this man? And "Fez", "Ming", and "Slowwhand"? Inside: An investigative report on this by MSNBC anchor Ima Madeup.