24-08-2003 10:25									#1
	Disclaimers that should appear on your posts Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

While arguing with Asher in another thread, the thought occured to me that he should have a legal disclaimer on every post he makes saying... well, you can think of your own for Asher.

Anyway, what would your legal disclaimer be? And what should other Apolytoners disclaimers be (BE relatively NICE!!!)?

A few for me (warning, some may suck):

Warning: This post is an out of the blue non-sequitor from a poster who won't visit this thread again.

Warning: Failure to comment on the cuteness of this posters baby girl will result in a lowering of your Q rating.

Warning: This post contains commentary that is commonly ignored.

For Apolytoners

MTG - Warning: If you dare argue I will pummel you with 4 times the wording of this post. This increase will happen for 3 times, after which I ban you without saying a word.

Pekka - Warning: Scandinavian and not loving it.

Asher - Disclaimer: I own MS stock... or MS owns me.

Rah - Warning: I moderate from 8:30am to 9:15am, EST (USA), only. Be on your guard then.

	24-08-2003 10:29									#2
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Not for me (I hope): Warning - Do not feed the trolls

	24-08-2003 10:32									#3
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Pfft, I haven't had MS stock for years.

	24-08-2003 10:33									#4
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Warning: Frenchman who only brags about it to piss off the Americans

	24-08-2003 10:33									#5
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

	24-08-2003 10:35									#6
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Ted: As unbelievable as it sounds, nobody told this to me in several months

Thanks for putting in some balance

	24-08-2003 10:36									#7
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Anytime Spiff.

You are a good man.

The French US riff seems to have quieted for now.

	24-08-2003 10:38									#8
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Warning: You exist only for my amusement.

	24-08-2003 10:38									#9
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Warning - threadjack

	24-08-2003 10:41									#10
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Proud Member of the United States of Azz Kickers

	24-08-2003 10:42									#11
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Warning - high temperatures. Flame-resistant clothing advised.

	24-08-2003 10:45									#12
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Warning: settler

	24-08-2003 10:46									#13
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Hmm...I can't think of any Would anyone like to create one for me?

	24-08-2003 10:49									#14
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Comrade Tassadar - Warning: May or may not have 15 year old son.

Warning: The dichotomy of being an Utah Communist has split my mind in two.

	24-08-2003 10:51									#15
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Fez:

Disclaimer: All facts and opinions in this thread may be countered with other facts, regardless of the fact they are automatically in inaccurate

	24-08-2003 10:51									#16
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Can't think of anything for meself

	24-08-2003 12:12									#17
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Fez- You are the one with a disclaimer, you illogical communist, just like your hero Chavez.

DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?

Ned: Warning: The interest rate of this post needs to be dropped below 0%.

Mr. Fun- Where is the banana option in this disclaimer? *ba dum bum*

Mr. Fun (take 2)- My only disclaimer is that people need to be warned against talking to someone from Idaho, where no bananas are grown! *ba dum bum*

Mr. Fun (take 3)- Warning!: This post is protected by the Union Army. Don't mess with us gay guys! *ba dum bum*

Asher- Warning! Reading this post may be in violation of your EULA, you criminal.

Red_jon: Warning! *insert picture here*

Albert Speer: Warning! This post might have some wack-ass **** in it. So keep ya head up.
Thanks

Boris Godunov: Achtung!! I stab at thee from hell's heart, foul bugbear! What is a man? But a worthless pile of secrets! Life is but a walking shadow, a poor playerwho struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. Now enough talk, have at you!

Monolith84: Warning! This post is powered by Macs, and funny shirts.

St. Swithin: Warning! This post is protected against septuagenarian Activision execs. Now if I may quote Tyler Durden.....

Slowwhand: Warning! This post is powered by Willy Nelson, and two shots of whiskey.

Slowwhand (take 2): Warning! This post may result in your being deported to Cuba!

Alright, that's enough for now.

	24-08-2003 12:13									#18
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for me it would be:

I am not a conservative or right-winger in any way, shape, or form

	24-08-2003 12:14									#19
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Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.

	24-08-2003 12:27									#20
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Oh fine, a couple more.

David Floyd- Warning! This post WILL NOT violate your natural rights.

Dissident- i know it is very pc to have a disclaimer but i am not a very pc guy. i would support gay, socialist ideas like disclaimers if they worked. i guess my only disclaimer is that you had better be a hot, slutty chick.

Ming- Warning! You liberal punks better shut your mouths.
Or else, someone is going to get restricted.

	24-08-2003 13:09									#21
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quote: Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.

Or natural rights or freedom.

	24-08-2003 13:28									#22
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Warning: This post contains thoughts not to be thought by anyone.

	24-08-2003 13:38									#23
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"Everything you say can and will be used against you."

	24-08-2003 13:48									#24
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quote: DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?

No, true DinoDoc disclaimer would be "Since when has having a disclaimer been a bad thing?"

	24-08-2003 14:16									#25
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For me

"Warning: Behaves erratically in the OT. Alert status [insert color here, where green = philosophical and red = right-wing lunatic]."

For Drogue or elijah

"Warning: Will argue philosophy at no provocation. Replying not advised."

	24-08-2003 14:23									#26
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monkspider

	24-08-2003 16:20									#27
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Great impersonations Monkspider

	24-08-2003 19:00									#28
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Warning: Yes, I will voice irrational, biased opinions and thoughts. No, I will not argue them with you.

	24-08-2003 19:08									#29
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My posts already have a disclaimer. Its an official one.

	24-08-2003 19:12									#30
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for me

WARNING: If you argue with me, I think you are stupid.

WARNING: I'm an @sshole.