30-08-2003 17:50									#31
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Backs to the wall gentlemen

	30-08-2003 17:51									#32
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous Please, tell me how homosexual I am. I will give you personal aspects of myself, and you tell me how far I rank on the Gaydar scale. I am a liberal. I consider myself a social democrat. My parents are both liberal. I do not believe that it is against my morales to service a man. I am a duel anthropology/theatre major. As well as act, I hope to maintain a strong relationship. I have not decided if that is with a man or a woman. I may even run for office as a democrat. I have been told by many people that I dance like a Black Man (even by my dance teacher, who is herself african-american). I enjoy dressing up and smelling good. I like to impress people when I go out. Tell me: how homosexual am I?

Gay

	30-08-2003 17:52									#33
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I forgot to mention:

I'm in the college Dance Troupe and singing group.

I'm a Resident Assistent who refuses to take advantage of his freshmen (those shower sexcapades were supposed to be with two of my incredibly good looking freshmen girls).

I'm awake at 8:30 AM after a night of drunkeness and partying.

I spend 6 hours a day on AIM and Apolyton.



On a side note, my thread last night was perhaps the best I've ever written while intoxicated. You can send gifts to the address on your screen.

	30-08-2003 17:54									#34
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Dear Azazel, Actually when referring to a thread you're currently in, the correct word is "this" and not "that." Sincerely, Grammar Nazi

MrFun, I think you've finally done it. You've posted something funny.


Now go get that cookie!

	30-08-2003 17:55									#35
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The singing troupe clinches it.

	30-08-2003 17:59									#36
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Unfortunately, MrFun stole MY joke, since I was the original Grammar Nazi. You have to be original to be funny, dammit!!!

Oh, and EmpFab, you have to like two things: Judy Garland, and ass.

	30-08-2003 18:03									#37
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I guess I'm the only one who thinks you're bi. Even if everyone ignores me, though, this is still a very funny thread.
"'I am a liberal-' 'YOU'RE GAY!'"

	30-08-2003 18:05									#38
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No one cares about bi's.. they are just fashion triend.
And the bi's, they always choose to be with the same gender anyway, so that's just gay! So, bi's are just gays who occationally hangs out with women.

	30-08-2003 18:14									#39
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I'm a gay who hangs out with women often. I had no idea I was really bi...

	30-08-2003 18:18									#40
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I don't know much about bi's. I met one guy over the internet who claimed to be bi, but he said he only felt attracted to girls' faces, not their bodies, so I'm pretty sure he was just a gay guy who appreciated a pretty face. Or else he was in pseudo-denial. Idunno.

	30-08-2003 18:49									#41
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4 wimmin at 20ish, fair enough average, no girlfriend sucks though

my gaydar rating is low enough anyway

	30-08-2003 19:40									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Oh, and EmpFab, you have to like two things: Judy Garland, and ass.

Judy Garland had a sexy ass.

	30-08-2003 19:44									#43
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http://the.emperor.fabulous.esgay.com

For a much poorer done English version:
http://the.emperor.fabulous.isgay.com

	30-08-2003 19:54									#44
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Shame on you MrFun!

	30-08-2003 19:56									#45
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous Judy Garland had a sexy ass.

Another clincher. Judy Garland was a male (in drag of course). Thats why the gays are inexplicably drawn to 'her'.

	30-08-2003 20:00									#46
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One more thing:

I took thpeech therapy to thtop talking with a lithp back in firtht, thecond, and third gradeth.

	30-08-2003 20:12									#47
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Lithpth are okay. You jutht have to get around a couple of problem wordth.

EDIT:

	30-08-2003 20:24									#48
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun What were you thinking?

he was looking for you.

anyway, gaydar is really more of a personal thing, you emit an aura of homosexuality that gets picked up. you could be as gay as something that is really gay, but if you dont have the aura no one would know/care.

now where is that goth sister you were talking about?

	30-08-2003 21:14									#49
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"I am a hooker" - The Emperor Fabulous 8/30/03

	30-08-2003 21:19									#50
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"The Emperor Fabulous"

Sounds about 90% gay right there.

	30-08-2003 21:21									#51
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another look at me thread then?

	30-08-2003 21:24									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion another look at me thread then?

Well isn't attention-getting a stereotypically homosexual trait?

	30-08-2003 21:26									#53
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I get the feeling you just want to be labelled homosexual

let me guess - those 4 ladies, you paid half of them, and didn't have any fun with either of the 4. the kiss with the man you actually enjoyed, in a way, and you've fancied guys since you were 12.

now, how can you be in responsibility for freshers at mere 20?

	30-08-2003 21:32									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion 4 wimmin at 20ish, fair enough average, no girlfriend sucks though my gaydar rating is low enough anyway

Speaking of gay... it's Ecthelion, that thilly boy!

	30-08-2003 21:38									#55
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hmm

	30-08-2003 21:39									#56
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quote: Originally posted by SpencerH MrFun, I think you've finally done it. You've posted something funny. Now go get that cookie!

PS: I didn't know that I stole this from anyone -- since when was this patented?

	30-08-2003 21:55									#57
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I've been labelled homosexual since highschool. My nickname freshman year was "Queer Bucceneer".

And no, I quite enjoyed all four.
...well, three of the four. One was just bad.

As far as responsibility, all the Freshmen RAs are sophomores.

	30-08-2003 21:58									#58
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I bet that was the first

and each only once

and you didn't deny payment

	30-08-2003 22:21									#59
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My advice: maybe you should worry less about fitting yourself into some sort of label, and just go with who you are.

	30-08-2003 22:26									#60
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That's probably the best advice in this whole thread. If you like women, go with them. It's not like there's any big advantage to being gay(except for fashion sense, which you would probably have even if you weren't active).