30-08-2003 10:21									#1
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Please, tell me how homosexual I am. I will give you personal aspects of myself, and you tell me how far I rank on the Gaydar scale.

Biographical:

I am about 20 years old. I live in Massachusetts (north of Boston) and attend college in Pennsylvania (15 minutes from Philadelphia). I am a liberal. I consider myself a social democrat. I have lived in Florida, Iowa (five years) and Wisconsin (five years), and made my home address for the last 8 years as MA.

My parents are both liberal. My father is a Roman Catholic, though not devout, and believes civil rights are very important. My mother is a Unitarian (for now), and was brought up as the only liberal in a family of conservatives; I guess you could consider her a "feminazi". My sister is a 17 year old goth.

Religion:

I am a Protestant. Currently I am a member of the United Church of Christ, one of the most liberal Protestant churches. I am in no way against any religion or lack there of, though I believe that faith is important.

Socially:

I have never had a girlfriend. I am attracted to women. I have been in bed with four women. I do, however, feel that men in their own right can be attractive. I am not affraid to admit when a man is attractive. I enjoy servicing women. I do not believe that it is against my morales to service a man.

College:

I am a duel anthropology/theatre major. On stage, I have kissed a man. I felt absolutely no feelings nor disgust at the part. I have also kissed a female, with the same feelings for that role. I enjoy acting; I hope to pursue acting as a career.

Politcally:

I am for Domestic Partnerships within states. I believe that all religions should decide for themselves whether to allow gays to marry or not. I think that homosexuals in the military is a good thing. I do not think homosexuals should be persecuted at all, in any way shape or form.

Life goals:

As well as act, I hope to maintain a strong relationship. I have not decided if that is with a man or a woman. However, I would like to have a child of my own. I may even run for office as a democrat.

More socially:

I am mostly Irish and German. I enjoy getting drunk. I enjoy getting stoned. I have been told by many people that I dance like a Black Man (even by my dance teacher, who is herself african-american). I enjoy smoking Marijuana. I believe that all other drugs should be illegal. I enjoy dressing up and smelling good. I like to impress people when I go out. I have dropped 85 lbs in the last year or so.

Sports:

I like to play Rugby, Soccer, and Frisbee. I like to watch Baseball, Football, and Hockey. On the rugby pitch, I am a hooker, and always in the scrum.



Tell me: how homosexual am I?

	30-08-2003 10:26									#2
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You kissed a guy???!!!!????

	30-08-2003 10:27									#3
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous Iowa (five years)

What were you thinking?

	30-08-2003 10:32									#4
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous I have never had a girlfriend. I am attracted to women. I have been in bed with four women. I do, however, feel that men in their own right can be attractive. I am not affraid to admit when a man is attractive. I enjoy servicing women. I do not believe that it is against my morales to service a man.

I give you 4/10 on the gayscale, 10 being Starchild and 1 being George Bush.

quote: I am a duel anthropology/theatre major.

Oh, theatre? Bump that up to 7/10.

	30-08-2003 10:32									#5
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You're relatively more close than normal, but just because you haven't had a girlfriend doesn't mean anything other than you're a dork.

The theatre major sets you closer, especially kissing a dude. You'd be careful to make sure you thoroughly scrub out the entire area to eliminate mantrons (the male electron) after the incident.

Being in bed four times helps your femtron count, though. The political aspect doesn't matter--there is no contact or self-production of mantrons, so it still remains the same. Your "might want a man" thing puts mantrons dangerously close to homosexual level. However, wanting a kid again balances that out.

Your mantron reading ranges about 10 to 30% higher than normal. This isn't spilling over into the gay zone yet, but it is higher. To counter it you've got a bit of femtrons from the 4 in bed. Not a lot, but some. I'd give that you'll become straight as your final decision.

	30-08-2003 10:35									#6
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Don't believe him. Despite being a whiny, greased up schmaltzball, his future is bright. Why, just tonight he told me about shower escapades. Seldom have I ever encountered someone who limbos under the line of morality so frequently and with such flamboyance.

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Shower escapades?
Does that mean sex in the shower? That's hardly abnormal.

	30-08-2003 11:24									#8
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You use the word "fabulous" in your handle -- that's worth two points right there.

	30-08-2003 11:34									#9
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GAye! egsay! Gay! yOur all Gay!

	30-08-2003 11:39									#10
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You can't possibly be gay and have lived in Iowa.

Oh wait -- on second thought . . . . . .

	30-08-2003 11:44									#11
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That's a great thread.

unfortunately, I can't help you.

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel That's a great thread. unfortunately, I can't help you.

Dear Azazel,

Actually when referring to a thread you're currently in, the correct word is "this" and not "that."


Sincerely,

Grammar Nazi

	30-08-2003 12:22									#13
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quote: Sincerely, Grammar Nazi

You're getting better, Mr. Fun.

	30-08-2003 12:23									#14
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So, I get a cookie or something?

	30-08-2003 12:38									#15
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yes.
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I actually suspected that I was gay, for a period of a month or so, since I didn't have any normal relationships with girls. But I realized after a while, that I am f#$%ed up, not gay.

	30-08-2003 12:46									#16
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quote: Please, tell me how homosexual I am?

YOU LIEK ARSES!!!

	30-08-2003 12:57									#17
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DEFINITELY gay. Definitively gay.

	30-08-2003 13:03									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Oh, theatre? Bump that up to 7/10.

Here is a tip for you college kids that worked out well for me.

You gotta get into the inner circle of the theatre and dance major girls. Most of the guys they are in contact with on a daily basis are gay, so, alot of them have a hard time meeting a straight guy, so, chances are higher that you'll meet alot of single girls there.

Plus the dancers are usually really hot too.

But just keep in mind some of those theatre majors can be over the top with the drama! A freakin' messed up order at the restaurant turns into a 10 minute drama act!

	30-08-2003 13:14									#19
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Save me from all these gay men Ted Striker!!!

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quote: I enjoy dressing up and smelling good. I like to impress people when I go out. I have dropped 85 lbs in the last year or so.

So you are into being fit (lost weight), like to impress people, and to dress up? Hmmm. The kicker is you're in theater and kissed another man. So the final conclusion is you are not only gay but you are so gay you are practically putting your ass in the air and presenting it as a gift to other gays.

Either that or you just like theater.

	30-08-2003 14:48									#21
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BURN THIS.

	30-08-2003 14:52									#22
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My Gaydar is on Pink Alert. It's not very accurate though, but it's definitely on Gaydon 2.

	30-08-2003 14:53									#23
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WARPED FACTOR X, Mr. Zulu.

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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Save me from all these gay men Ted Striker!!!

If you're really a player you should hope for as many gay men as possible, less competition for you.

	30-08-2003 15:08									#25
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They're better judges of game, anyway.

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	30-08-2003 17:13									#27
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I'm feeling the itch already.

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quote: Originally posted by Asher Shower escapades? Does that mean sex in the shower? That's hardly abnormal.

Yes it is - there is no ****ing room (literally). You both end up falling all over the place, taking the shower curtain with you.

Believe me I have tried it, and its over-rated.

(Almost as bad as that time we tried smearing chocolate spread all over our bodies to lick off again. That was spectacularly unsuccessful - I felt ill after only uncovering a knee.)

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I like Rogan Josh's stories of failed sexcapades. More with the funny lack of performance!

Asher sweetie smookie honey baby, I'm only a 10?

	30-08-2003 17:34									#30
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quote: I am a liberal

Gay