30-08-2003 22:28									#61
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quote: Originally posted by mindseye My advice: maybe you should worry less about fitting yourself into some sort of label, and just go with who you are.

You're absolutely right.

So, what are you doing tonight

	30-08-2003 23:35									#62
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous I have been in bed with four women.

At once!?!

Maaaaaate!!!!!!! :applauds:

	30-08-2003 23:52									#63
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yeah i was gonna say when i read that. four birds at once would be a pretty good effort

	31-08-2003 00:04									#64
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I think It would be to much for me.

	31-08-2003 00:26									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I think It would be to much for me.

Yeah, you can't kill two birds with one stone. You do the math.

	31-08-2003 00:31									#66
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I can totally see 2 on 1 working out. I do have a tongue after all. More then that and your just not going to do well.

	31-08-2003 01:14									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I can totally see 2 on 1 working out. I do have a tongue after all. More then that and your just not going to do well.

The other two could yell encouragement.

	31-08-2003 02:45									#68
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quote: Originally posted by Berzerker quote: I am a liberal. Gay

	31-08-2003 03:00									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Elok That's probably the best advice in this whole thread. If you like women, go with them. It's not like there's any big advantage to being gay(except for fashion sense, which you would probably have even if you weren't active).

Fashion sense, ability to talk about art and really mean it, knowing all the good gossip, starting all the good gossip, controlling Hollywood, controlling New York City, the healthcare coverage, the ability to see in the dark, the orbital weapon platform, the telepathy, the secret handshake that opens the doorway to a parallel universe populated by super-intelligent trees, and a signed poster of Jesus that tells the future.

But no, no big advantage to being gay.

	31-08-2003 03:28									#70
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How could someone with fashion sense think facial hair is attractive? If I want to see wildlife, I'll go to a zoo.

	31-08-2003 03:29									#71
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I get alot of compliments on my scruff though.

	31-08-2003 03:47									#72
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Scruff is different.
Full out mustaches and beards are ghastly.

I bet it appeals to the animal instincts of those less-civilized...

	31-08-2003 03:50									#73
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Most girls don't like facial hair either. My ex-girlfriend told me she hated how my beard scratched her face when I had one. Normally, I'm clean shaven but when I spent a month and a half out in Nevada doing geology stuff for school I decided to stop shaving.

You know it actually takes for ever to get that full beard look? It's true. There were these two spots just above my chin which I thought would never fill in plus I have this annoying hair on my upper neck which (after I returned to civilization) I had to shave every day or else I looked like a ****gy goat. What's the point of having a beard if you still have to shave every day?

	31-08-2003 04:29									#74
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If I walked in on that scene, I'd make sure I reloaded first. That way there's one for everyone in bed, and one left, just in case.

Growing a goatee is a good way to hide a weak chin, but it takes maintenance. If you can grow a vanDyke (soulpatch), you da man.

Of course, you gotta have the right look to go with it, eh Jack?

	31-08-2003 04:32									#75
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I'd put you on about an Asher/Buck Birdseed level.
Ambidextrious.

	31-08-2003 04:36									#76
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Hey, you've been a cowboy, Slowwy - my gaydar is flashing red factor 10 in your direction.

	31-08-2003 05:19									#77
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quote: controlling Hollywood, controlling New York City

shh, there's a gay mafia

	31-08-2003 05:52									#78
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Well, the gays LITERALLY own West Hollywood

	31-08-2003 05:57									#79
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Damn those gays!

	31-08-2003 05:58									#80
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Gays control Texas, too.

	31-08-2003 05:59									#81
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Hell, he even has words like Fabulous in his name. He's not just gay; he's flaming.

	31-08-2003 06:01									#82
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They're all either rump rangers or booty pirates.

	31-08-2003 06:03									#83
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quote: At once!?! Maaaaaate!!!!!!! :applauds:

quote: you can't kill two birds with one stone. You do the math

Ahem you most certainly can!

	31-08-2003 06:06									#84
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Hollow point teflon coated, mf.

	31-08-2003 07:20									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Hell, he even has words like Fabulous in his name. He's not just gay; he's flaming.

I'm lovin' the third person action.

Actually, the name "Emperor Fabulous" comes from a line from Eddie Izzard's "Dress to Kill".

...Eddie Izzard, the British straight transvestite comedian...

	31-08-2003 07:23									#86
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WHAT?!?! I genuinely thought he was gay. Really. I am shocked beyond all Jack's recognition.

	31-08-2003 07:49									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Gays control Texas, too.

We're not suppose to let Slowwy know about that, Asher.

	31-08-2003 07:54									#88
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Texas is the home of steers n' queers. I think Slowwy knows by now.