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10069
Nov 2002
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Slip slap slop.
My hands are tied on this one.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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Only if you're in Hawai'i.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
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Go to Hawai'i and they'll tell you otherwise.
Imi ke kumu a loa'a ka ike.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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If I had an apartment, I'd only let a gay guy decorate it. I mean, I want a LITTLE bit of style.
FVCK Martha Stewart.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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That's what I meant.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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See y'all on the other side of the sky.
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Drogue
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Omnipresent conscience
Oct 2002
time: 05:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation. |
That's three questions  Overall, no (i'd never buy any of it)
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing. |
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak. |
All but that last bit (I'm sure we see Sarah Michelle Gellar in very different ways  )
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous. |
No. How do you see the shirt with a big woolly sweater on though? You and a big sweater and jeans can look good on anyone. It's more the thinking or knowing that you look good in it that makes you more gay.
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing? |
You did, but I don't.
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men. |
Yes (because a 4th meal is always good), yes (because I like coffee) and no (because I don't like half naked men).
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference* |
No, but she is proof that money cannot buy you taste (and that stylists are ridiculously overpriced for the crap they spring on us).
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini. |
YES! (hmmm... Louise's influence methinks )
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves. |
Oh yes, and I hate them too  (I'm a voter who isn't swayed by the words "lower taxes", because I don't pay them )
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay. |
No
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men? |
Yes you did, and no I don't.
3/20, so I'd say I'm pretty straight.
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MrFun
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of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
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no
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
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no
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
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no -- somewhat music illiterate here
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
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yes -- I fell in love with Cher's music more than once
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
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no -- I have never dyed my hair in my life so far
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin.
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no -- not on regular basis, anyway
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
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no -- but I enjoy going to Gay Pride events without that customized t-shirt
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
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yes -- sometimes
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
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DUH -- yes
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
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yes
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous.
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yes -- sometimes, not constantly
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
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YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
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yes
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
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no -- never have in my life
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
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um, no -- but I do use sarcasm SOMETIMES
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
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what's the question??
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.
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no -- I have never used recreational drugs
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.
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no -- I believe many conservatives are more ignorant about gays, rather than outright hateful
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
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if you say so
quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
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YES 
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Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:30
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"I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's."
No, but I had a ABBA 45" back in the late 70's.
"I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation."
Except the buying CD's part. I'll accept 1/2 a point.
"I moisturise my skin."
I have to. Hard water & dry skin don't mix.
"I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras."
Hmmm. I've been to a GP parade, and I recognized one of my friends on the TV in a parade. Mebbe annuder 1/2 point.
"I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits."
Only if I truly feel like it.
"I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter."
I did wind up wearing lipstick from time to time, usually on various parts of my anatomy.
"I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety."
Except that my delicate inner soul is pretty calloused by now, and replace *****iness with grumpiness.
"The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves."
I'm sure that if I asked, they'd loathe me.
7 & 2 1/2 points. Not gay, but possibly a little flighty.
BONUS QUESTION: More than one of your employees has said, "I swear I thought you were gay!!!"
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01-09-2003 05:53
@ Boris ! 
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