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1. No
2. No
3. No
4. The slang meaning of "diva" is cultural dependent. Like "faggot," it has a traditional meaning, which is what I use.
5. I am not blonde.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Yuck! Gross! Hell no!
10. Eh, beauty is in the mind of the beholder. In this case, yourself.
11. Me too.
12. What, is this a trick question?
13. Brunch is unhealthy, and so is coffee.
14. Nope, I only use face masks 
15. Sometimes... 
16. Who is she?
17. Chilled botrytis is excellent with my SO, who is a diva (i.e. goddess), of course.
18. Which party is that?  I suppose the answer to this is "yes."
19. Pah.
20. Quit with these trick questions!
So a total of 2 "yes", quite low I say.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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It seems like this conversation has been going on for 25 hours straight...
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Dracon II
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Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 1970
time: 15:30
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1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
-- Disco Sucks. Hell no.
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
-- **** No!
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
-- ABBA?? Are you kidding me??
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
-- What the **** is a Diva?
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
-- I will NEVER colour my hair... my hair will not change colour until it turns grey.
6) I moisturise my skin.
-- Occasionally
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
-- Nope
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
-- Are you ****ing kidding me?
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
-- Does myself count?
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
-- It would take a Fabulous Machine on full-fab setting to make me look fabulous... and then only just...
11) I use the word fabulous.
-- No... I think the synonym I use is "****in great!"
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
-- Yeah you did...
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
-- I don't even do breakfast. Expensive coffee is nice... but I'm lazy so I mainly drink instant coffee. I do read political magazines but they don't involve gays or half naked men
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
-- I have, in my distant past, dressed up as a girl.
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
-- Yes, yes I do...
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
-- Gay people sound so shallow... you're like really preppy chicks...... with chest hair
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.
-- I've only ever had a martini once... but the drugs and alcohol problem thing is all me...
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.
-- Well, I'm sure the conservative party would hate me if they got to know me...
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
-- Yeah you did...
My stance on homosexuality is similar to that of Bernard Black: "I tried to be gay once, but I couldn't handle the prohibitive standards of cleanliness"....
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:30
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Employee at Trader Joe's?
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03-09-2003 10:09
I was seeing how different I could make myself look. But I've gone back to looking old and boring again. 
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