03-09-2003 01:18									#1
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What's the worst movie you have ever seen, of those movies you had some good expections for? (This doesn't include movies you already hated before you saw it )

Here's my list (of those movies I can remember for now):

Anger Management: I just saw this movie short time ago... well, I didn't see the whole movie, after 1 hour (without laughing just a little bit) I stopped watching... I usually like Adam Sandler's movies, but this one is just the worst movie with him ever...

The Matrix: I didn't know anything about this movie, before I went to the cinema to watch it... the only reason I went was because my friend "dragged" me to the theatres, and kept telling me this movie was awsome, and very complicated... and since I like "complicated" movies I was persuaded to go... but it turned out this movie was more simple than an ordinary action movie... and the "action" scenes has nothing to do with action...

	03-09-2003 01:22									#2
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"Death to Smoochy" - what a load of rotting carp. I thought that Robin Williams couldn't make a garbage movie, but OH how wrong I be.

"The Matrix" - I was told this wasn't a comedy, but it made me LOL. It was worse than a "Hudson Hawk" AND "Ishtar" double feature, which I'd suffer rather than watch the Matrix again.

	03-09-2003 01:25									#3
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Deep Blue (version Longue)


Whatr a ****ing peice of crap! I thought i was gonna get some cool underwater fantasy film with lovley comera work and stuff, i put it on and get some useless love story that drags on for about 3hrs and 2 underwater scenes which were worse then the love interest.

terrible acting and direction to.

	03-09-2003 01:26									#4
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You two are fools "The Matrix" wasn't worse than Ishtar, but maybe Hudson Hawk = I liked that. I also liked Death to Smoochy

The Crow 2 - If the last reel of this movie was set on fire I wouldn't cross the street to pisss it out.

Spawn - nice idea, bad execution... Thank god they didn't make a sequal. the only saving grace of this flick was Legwazamo and Sheen (the acting not the roles).

Trainspotting - made me sick to watch people laugh at a bunch of cokeheads who kill their baby at the beginning of the show... I had to walk out of it.

Hoodlum - Blacksplotation at it's worse...

	03-09-2003 01:30									#5
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Hmmmmm, worst movie ever.

Caddie Shack II.

	03-09-2003 01:34									#6
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Trainspotting is a great movie! (and they're smack heads not coke heads)

	03-09-2003 01:36									#7
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quote: (and they're smack heads not coke heads)

Oh no! Forgive me, please!

	03-09-2003 01:38									#8
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How can you not like The Matrix? Probably just too stupid to undertstand what is going on, that is my theory

Worst films? Ever seen Evolution? Oh, and despite what some say about the film, I never could stand Starship Troopers, just couldn't stomach it...

	03-09-2003 01:39									#9
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I suggest you don't read any of Irvine Welsh's books.

	03-09-2003 01:40									#10
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I thought Starship Troopers was funny... not a great movie, but not in my worst movies ever catagory... Evolution was awful, but I laughed a couple times. Also, I am about as dumb as they come and I still liked the Matrix... kewl fight scenes...

Another bad one: Galaxy Quest!

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Just saw Master of Disguise a couple days ago... I must say, that's the worst piece of rubbish I've ever had the displeasure of being subjected to.

	03-09-2003 01:42									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Trainspotting - made me sick to watch people laugh at a bunch of cokeheads who kill their baby at the beginning of the show... I had to walk out of it.

People were laughing? Not where I'm from...

	03-09-2003 01:43									#13
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Yup, most ppl I have talked to said it was a funny movie.

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I found trainspotting very funny. It's a black comedy. Some bits are very disturbing as well of course.

Starship Troopers is a great satire.

	03-09-2003 01:46									#15
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There are, of course, funny moments. But the movie as a whole is not funny.

It is, however, very good.

	03-09-2003 01:47									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Japher I still liked the Matrix... kewl fight scenes... Another bad one: Galaxy Quest!

Hmmm... The year Galaxy Quest won the Hugo for Best Sci Fi movie of the year... it beat out the Matrix



One of the Funniest movies of all time...

Bad films...

I also have to go with Caddy Shack 2.

What's the old joke... what's the best golf movie... Caddy Shack... What's the worst... Caddy Shack 2

	03-09-2003 01:47									#17
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I certainly wasn't laughing when they found the baby dead.

And they weren't cokeheads. They were junkies.

	03-09-2003 01:49									#18
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse There are, of course, funny moments. But the movie as a whole is not funny. It is, however, very good.

It's got a lot more funny moments than some comedies.


Anyway back to bad movies:

Independence Day

	03-09-2003 01:51									#19
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I liked Independence Day... at least as much as any other Bruckheimer flick...

Speed 2, Jaws 2... almost anything with a 2 in it...
Deep Impact - I just didn't care if everyone died or not..

	03-09-2003 01:53									#20
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Oh, speaking of not caring if they died or not

The Blair Witch Project.

I was in the cinema just wanting to scream "HURRY UP AND KILL THE ANNOYING GITS!!!"

Would have been a great movie if the kids weren't so irritating that you couldn't wait to see them disemboweled (and then didn't even get to see that. )

	03-09-2003 01:54									#21
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH Independence Day

Yep, the US president happens to a be an ex fighter pilot who can also fly UFO's, and as for that puke inducing scene with the kamikaze white trash crop sprayer......

	03-09-2003 01:59									#22
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Blood and gore doesn't bother me, I just found Starship Troopers nauseating. Would avoid it.

Oh, and I didn't mind Independence Day, there are certainly far, far worse out there.

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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Oh, and I didn't mind Independence Day, there are certainly far, far worse out there.

It was the whole 'middle American values save the world' bit, I'm a bit a cynic with stuff like that

	03-09-2003 02:13									#24
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These are the worst movies you can think of? Either you guys are petty, or you don't know many movies.


I saw a bad horror movie once, an amatuer movie! THAT was bad.

	03-09-2003 02:17									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Sn00py These are the worst movies you can think of? Either you guys are petty, or you don't know many movies. I saw a bad horror movie once, an amatuer movie! THAT was bad.

anyone can find bad films, just go to an art college open day (or watch Channel 5), massively hyped bad films, now thats a different matter.......

	03-09-2003 02:26									#26
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Fargo is the worst movie ever made, it is also the only movie I've fallen asleep to. The two or three highlights of the movie was in the trailer. I still feel robbed, and what is it now.. six years? I also feel sorry for all people living in an area with that absolutely disgusting dialect, which is bad even by american standards

	03-09-2003 02:31									#27
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I can't believe Highlander 2 hasn't been mentioned yet.

	03-09-2003 02:32									#28
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Heretic! Heretic! The Coen Brothers shall smite you.

	03-09-2003 02:37									#29
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever It was the whole 'middle American values save the world' bit, I'm a bit a cynic with stuff like that

Oh granted, that aspect was absolutely ghastly...

	03-09-2003 02:46									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Japher I liked Independence Day... at least as much as any other Bruckheimer flick... Speed 2, Jaws 2... almost anything with a 2 in it... Deep Impact - I just didn't care if everyone died or not..

What! The characters were likable. I kind of welled up just a little when Tia Lioni died along with her father.

And the teenage girl was kind of hot. It was cool the escaped the floods.