30-09-2003 01:36									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp ....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS? If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?

Sorry about that -- went to buy a pack of Smirnoff Ice, then stopped at this whorehouse.

When will be the best time for me and the rest of the Psycho Gang to pick up the car after we vandalize your home?

	30-09-2003 01:49									#32
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quote: Originally posted by OPD rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.

That is genius

	30-09-2003 01:58									#33
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I feel let down. I haven't hit anybody in ages.

	30-09-2003 02:24									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I feel let down.

YOU FEEL LET DOWN!?!

We were expecting sheer malevelent genius, a story worthy of LatG. At least you could have made something up.

I'm so disappointed in you.

	30-09-2003 02:27									#35
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You got MrFun trying to be sinister. It doesn't get funnier than that.

	30-09-2003 02:33									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp You got MrFun trying to be sinister. It doesn't get funnier than that.

You mean this is the first time you've seen dark side of me . . . . .??

	30-09-2003 02:36									#37
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I suspect I wouldn't be the first to have worked his way round to your dark side.

	30-09-2003 03:11									#39
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Ewwww...

	30-09-2003 03:13									#40
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Could you two possibly GET A ROOM?

I am concerned that this person mistook your garden for council land

	30-09-2003 04:15									#41
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The council must suck if people park on its land.

Is that just some fancy pants English way of saying "public"?

Why can't you people use normal, rational terminology???

	30-09-2003 05:05									#42
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I was unaware that private grass was available to the lower classes in London.

	30-09-2003 05:06									#43
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great thread

You people are positively sick! Especially you Harrison

	30-09-2003 05:12									#44
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how about large sign in front of said car stating: "Free to a good home"

	30-09-2003 05:15									#45
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quote: The council must suck if people park on its land.

	30-09-2003 05:35									#46
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Doing something to a car parked on your lawn which meant it couldn't be driven away wouldn't be real smart.

I prefer a little post it note under the wiper saying something like, "nice parking d*ckhead".

	30-09-2003 05:38									#47
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quote: Originally posted by pchang You have a lawn? I could never afford a house with a yard. (at least in San Francisco, that is).

That's because in SF even a one bedroom shack which was built 100 years ago and ignored ever since costs $700,000. Not that things are much better in San Diego.

	30-09-2003 05:40									#48
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Sorry about that -- went to buy a pack of Smirnoff Ice, then stopped at this whorehouse.

Smirnof Ice?! (Oerdin points at Mr. Fun and then begins laughing hysterically.)

Perhaphes you'd like a pink shirt to go with your little girlie drink?

	30-09-2003 05:47									#49
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well he is a little girlie - I don't think he has a problem with that

	30-09-2003 05:55									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison I am concerned that this person mistook your garden for council land

I've made the same mistake with some females...

Get your friends to help flip the car, then torch it. Come back after the gas tank ignites, and toast marshmellows.

	30-09-2003 06:20									#51
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It used to be the "in thing" to burn coaches in the street when I was in college. You see the county wouldn't take them away and they wanted $50 to get rid of it at the dump, so, many students just figured at the end of the year when your lease was up they'd just throw a big party. At the end of the party they’d put the coach in the middle of the street and light her up. When a nice blaze was going everyone would take turns jumping over the coach. Then the fire department would come, put out the blaze, and take away the burned couch for free.

I once saw to people collide in mid air and have to roll off of the burning coach. Stupid drunk bastards. Not that I'm one to talk since I once tripped and burned my hand on the hot asphalt. Still, I.V. was one of a kind.

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	30-09-2003 06:25									#52
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Che and...others, tested the aerodynamic capabilities of a sofa from a 3 story apartment once.

	30-09-2003 06:28									#53
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Sounds like fun but there are no sirens and firemen so the show isn't nearly as good. And a good show is important when you have 75 men & women drunk off of their asses.

Still, it sounds like fun.

	30-09-2003 06:31									#54
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Well the "design engineers" were drunk and there was an audience... one guy wandering past in the alley.

"Hey! Are you gonna push that sofa off the balcony?!"

"Yeah!!"

"Cool!!"

	30-09-2003 06:35									#55
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It's times like those which make college great. I mean who's going to look back 30 years from now and say "gee, wasn't it great when we stayed home all night studying and never went out"? No, the stuff my friends and I talk about are things like "Dude! Do you remember the time... (insert truly base, disgusting, and irrisponsible act here)".

Seriously, carpe dium.

	30-09-2003 07:26									#56
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I spent much of my time at uni asleep in the sunshine on the uni lawns.

	30-09-2003 07:36									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Smirnof Ice?! (Oerdin points at Mr. Fun and then begins laughing hysterically.) Perhaphes you'd like a pink shirt to go with your little girlie drink?

It comes in a bottle, not a glass, mister.

	30-09-2003 08:08									#58
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and we all know what you do with the bottle

	30-09-2003 08:19									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Che and...others, tested the aerodynamic capabilities of a sofa from a 3 story apartment once.

Way back in the day when I was a Badet at A&M, my roommate (a.k.a. "Scary genius android guy") built a potato gun.

He managed to get on the roof of our 4 story dorm and fire it across the Quad towards the Band Dorms.

*ker-splat!*

	30-09-2003 08:20									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse and we all know what you do with the bottle

Same thing you do with it when your wife is not around?