30-09-2003 08:24									#61
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Last year sofas were hurled off the 8th floor balcony of my dorm building. Punched a couple of holes in the dining hall roof below.

	30-09-2003 08:26									#62
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that's it??

HA!!!

	30-09-2003 08:28									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Way back in the day when I was a Badet at A&M, my roommate (a.k.a. "Scary genius android guy") built a potato gun. He managed to get on the roof of our 4 story dorm and fire it across the Quad towards the Band Dorms. *ker-splat!*

Bah. Gun? A friend of mine built a friggin potato CANNON.

8-foot barrel connected to twin tanks (I don't recall the agent used) that were 6 feet tall, 2 foot diameter.

Could shoot a potato over 3 miles. Seriously.

Not that many potatoes survived exiting the barrel.

	30-09-2003 08:29									#64
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so interesting to see what boys with time on their hands can achieve.

	30-09-2003 08:29									#65
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Go back to playing with the empty bottle, AH.

	30-09-2003 08:31									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin It used to be the "in thing" to burn coaches in the street when I was in college. You see the county wouldn't take them away and they wanted $50 to get rid of it at the dump, so, many students just figured at the end of the year when your lease was up they'd just throw a big party. At the end of the party they’d put the coach in the middle of the street and light her up. When a nice blaze was going everyone would take turns jumping over the coach. Then the fire department would come, put out the blaze, and take away the burned couch for free. I once saw to people collide in mid air and have to roll off of the burning coach. Stupid drunk bastards. Not that I'm one to talk since I once tripped and burned my hand on the hot asphalt. Still, I.V. was one of a kind.

Are you Amish or something? (Coaches?)

	30-09-2003 08:34									#67
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quote: who's going to look back 30 years from now and say "gee, wasn't it great when we stayed home all night studying and never went out"?

quote: Seriously, carpe dium.

well obviously not you

	30-09-2003 08:37									#68
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When I was in Army AIT (kind of like an add on to basic training where they teach you the specifics of your job) the drill SGT would have us all stand in formation on the lawn beneath our barracks window. He'd then go up stairs and inspect the place and sometimes if he thought a PVT did a really bad job of making his bunk then the D.I would toss the mattress and bedding out of the second story window.

One time that S.O.B. made us get on our dress uniforms then he'd purposefully pick them apart when there was nothing to badly wrong with them and he'd make us do calistenics, low crawls, roll around on the grass, and stuff like that. He totally trashed our uniforms and made all of the ribbons and metels fall off then he told us we were going to have another inspection in five hours! ****er! Like you can really get dry cleaning done in 5 hours or get out grass stains or repin everything so it's just perfect.

If there is a hell then I'm sure Senior Drill Sargent Martinez will be in it some day.

	30-09-2003 08:38									#69
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quote: Originally posted by orange well obviously not you

It just means sieze the day and I believe it is spelled dium.

	30-09-2003 09:13									#70
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is the generally accepted spelling

	30-09-2003 10:08									#71
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whatever . . .

do we really care?

	30-09-2003 10:58									#72
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only if there's a bottle involved

	30-09-2003 20:03									#73
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AH has been on a one-track mind lately with his fetish . . .

please don't mind him.

	30-09-2003 21:09									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola I was unaware that private grass was available to the lower classes in London.

It probably isn't, but I think we'd need a Londoner to comment.

	30-09-2003 21:22									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin No, the stuff my friends and I talk about are things like "Dude! Do you remember the time... (insert truly base, disgusting, and irrisponsible act here)".

Bah, you people are lightweights.

We spent all our time concocting pranks to do to other people.

	30-09-2003 22:09									#76
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun whatever . . . do we really care?

Yes

	01-10-2003 00:01									#77
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Lets get... scientific.

One part silver nitrate to 17 parts magnesium. Wait for the rain. Stand back.

	01-10-2003 00:40									#78
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quote: Originally posted by orange Yes

Well, piss on you then.

	01-10-2003 01:53									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Theben I've made the same mistake with some females...

You've mistaken females for council land? Man, I think you have some serious issues you need sorting out

	01-10-2003 02:34									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison You've mistaken females for council land? Man, I think you have some serious issues you need sorting out

No, I mistook their gardens for council land.

Did I mention I was on the council?

	01-10-2003 02:40									#81
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The strange thing is, Theben's not this witty and entertaining in real life.

	01-10-2003 03:16									#82
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara The strange thing is, Theben's not this witty and entertaining in real life.

Yeah, but you're just as asinine.

	01-10-2003 04:20									#83
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I can feel the love emanating between Chegitz and Theben . . .

	01-10-2003 04:55									#84
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun I can feel the love emanating between Chegitz and Theben . . .

I thought that was gas?

	01-10-2003 05:25									#85
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun AH has been on a one-track mind lately with his fetish . . . please don't mind him.

It could be worse.

In another forum he's "frolicking naked in the wilderness".

With a shotgun.

	01-10-2003 05:28									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin It used to be the "in thing" to burn coaches in the street when I was in college. You see the county wouldn't take them away and they wanted $50 to get rid of it at the dump, so, many students just figured at the end of the year when your lease was up they'd just throw a big party. At the end of the party they’d put the coach in the middle of the street and light her up. When a nice blaze was going everyone would take turns jumping over the coach. Then the fire department would come, put out the blaze, and take away the burned couch for free. I once saw to people collide in mid air and have to roll off of the burning coach. Stupid drunk bastards. Not that I'm one to talk since I once tripped and burned my hand on the hot asphalt. Still, I.V. was one of a kind.

A losing coach, or did you just pick one of the sports at random?

	01-10-2003 07:07									#87
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oh shite I am late.

O.k. Take a 12 inch piece of bendy plastic.

Go to the gap between...............



Oh shite, look , break in , change your appearance and rape anything in sight with a potato cannon.
In fact even better , INSERT the potato cannon into the next person to post.
Fire at will captain.

	01-10-2003 07:57									#88
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I once helped a girl superglue a large plastic penis to the hood of her ex's car. It took him a long time to get off.

edit: but when he did he glued it to her bike seat. Unfortunately, the bike was in the middle of a bike stand at Polytech and she had to remove it in front of a crowd of amused onlookers who asked her whether it was comfortable.

	01-10-2003 08:01									#89
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Except Agathon, valid points are hard to come by.

	01-10-2003 08:05									#90
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quote: It took him a long time to get off.