29-09-2003 21:25									#1
	This is just a shot in the dark, but.... Support Apolyton

....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS?

If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?

	29-09-2003 21:31									#2
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You have a lawn? I could never afford a house with a yard. (at least in San Francisco, that is).

	29-09-2003 21:34									#3
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I'll be the first to admit that it's not the tidiest stretch of grass in the world, but it's appearance is scarcely improved by having all four wheels of a Honda Civic planted squarely on it.

Whaddya reckon? Superglue in the locks or a potato up the exhaust pipe?

	29-09-2003 21:34									#4
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Repo it.

	29-09-2003 21:35									#5
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Sorry about that. I just wanted to buy a pack of sigarettes across the street, and there was no place to park. Won't happen again, promise.

	29-09-2003 21:38									#6
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Why not do both, plus:
take a crap on the windshield
put superglue in the tire valves
put sugar in the gas
blackout all the lights

	29-09-2003 21:39									#7
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superglue the locks shut, potato in the tailpipe, then call the police to ticket it and a towtruck to take it away.

	29-09-2003 22:56									#8
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Rent a riding lawn mower and mow the lawn... BAM BAM BAM!!!

	29-09-2003 23:01									#9
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Do let us know what happens.

	29-09-2003 23:08									#10
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Put a sign on it saying "Climbing Frame" and go down the pub.

	29-09-2003 23:21									#11
	Re: This is just a shot in the dark, but.... Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp ....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS? If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?

Sorry about that.

	29-09-2003 23:24									#12
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WV, now that is way out to the west...probably somewhere in Cornwall. You can tell where the vehicles are from by the registration plate - W represents West and V depends on the part of that area. You could slash his tyres...it would be a long walk

	29-09-2003 23:25									#13
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An idea is to superglue sheets of paper to the windscreen with superglue saying 'I am a w@nker and I shouldn't park on other people's lawns'. When they are dry, there is no way of getting them off

	29-09-2003 23:28									#14
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WV is in the Bristol area. So not such a long walks after all.
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/vehicles/reg..._memorytags.htm

	29-09-2003 23:33									#15
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Smartarse little sh*t

	29-09-2003 23:35									#16
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Keep up the good work, guys! Laz will be able to knock on his front door (or torch his house) in no time!

	29-09-2003 23:37									#17
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It's still there.

If it's still there when everything is nicely dark and quiet, bad things will happen to it.

	29-09-2003 23:39									#18
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It's been four hours, Laz. Have it towed for Chrissake.

	29-09-2003 23:41									#19
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You wouldn't want to pis$ off the wrong person. Said Honda owner could be a 300 pound neanderthal named Sweet Pea who wants to make you his ass pony.

Call the cops, and have 'em boot it or tow it.

	29-09-2003 23:41									#20
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Is there nowhere you can phone to find out who owns it by the licence number?

	29-09-2003 23:56									#21
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You're assuming I'm some sort of responsible person. I just want the cover of darkness to be vindictive in.

	30-09-2003 00:14									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I'll be the first to admit that it's not the tidiest stretch of grass in the world, but it's appearance is scarcely improved by having all four wheels of a Honda Civic planted squarely on it. Whaddya reckon? Superglue in the locks or a potato up the exhaust pipe?

Do you have access to a chainsaw?

	30-09-2003 00:20									#23
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Propane torch would be quieter.

	30-09-2003 00:24									#24
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I sledge hammer would be more fun though.

	30-09-2003 00:30									#25
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"Excuse me?"

"Yes?"

"Sorry about this, but could you move that?"

"Oh sorry. I thought it was just council land. I'll move it."

"OK, no problem."


I hate myself. Faced with a potential confrontation I became English.

	30-09-2003 00:42									#26
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There's a cure for that, now.

We call it "Camden".

	30-09-2003 00:56									#27
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rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.

	30-09-2003 01:16									#28
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Gimp.

	30-09-2003 01:30									#29
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk Propane torch would be quieter.

I prefer more forceful demonstrations.

	30-09-2003 01:36									#30
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quote: Originally posted by OPD rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.