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SuperSneak
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In the land of the one-eyed
Jun 2000 time: 21:31
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Apparently, all that time stuck in a car with an overheated dog, combined with the unenviable yet familiar experience of being a human jungle gym for disease ridden and smelling of poo children, has made my man Finbar a bit surly.
I can't say I'm not flattered to be the sudden subject of your gibes and gamboles, sir, however, I must emphasize that I am not the common rube you would encounter here, unaccustomed and unprepared to duel verbally with such a towering intellect as your own.
Bear in mind that I have weathered the unfettered verbal ministrations of the best the Catholic church has to offer, both in the form of sexless, frustrated nuns and oversexed, vicious, Jesuit priests. Toss in an overachieving older sibling, a type A parent, my current employer, and the various pretenders to the throne here on the net, and I feel I am well prepared for whatever onslaught an addled and enfeebled epistoler such as yourself can muster--between sessions of muttering in dirt, that is.
In short, do your best, for, in the end, I will most assuredly cut you down so low that whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean will look like fleecy white clouds from where you're standing.

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finbar
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Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy
Jan 1970 time: 06:31
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak
Apparently, all that time stuck in a car with an overheated dog, combined with the unenviable yet familiar experience of being a human jungle gym for disease ridden and smelling of poo children, has made my man Finbar a bit surly.
I can't say I'm not flattered to be the sudden subject of your gibes and gamboles, sir, however, I must emphasize that I am not the common rube you would encounter here, unaccustomed and unprepared to duel verbally with such a towering intellect as your own.
Bear in mind that I have weathered the unfettered verbal ministrations of the best the Catholic church has to offer, both in the form of sexless, frustrated nuns and oversexed, vicious, Jesuit priests. Toss in an overachieving older sibling, a type A parent, my current employer, and the various pretenders to the throne here on the net, and I feel I am well prepared for whatever onslaught an addled and enfeebled epistoler such as yourself can muster--between sessions of muttering in dirt, that is.
In short, do your best, for, in the end, I will most assuredly cut you down so low that whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean will look like fleecy white clouds from where you're standing.
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Yep. All the hallmarks of a Trabant driver.
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