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Comrade Tassadar
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I don't.
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mrmitchell
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Jesus, I don't want him to ****ing die, just to ****ing step down.
You ****ing ****ers are too ****ing extremist, you look like a bunch of ****ing *******s to people.
Wait...6...of 30...damn.
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Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000 time: 05:31
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Here's an extract from today's Lazblog on the subject.
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A scandal like this would not have taken place in the Thatcher years. Don't believe me? The nearest examples come from the Ponting affair where Parliament was deliberately and flagrantly misled and lied to over the cost of the Trident missile. We're not talking "sexing-up" here; it was planned and blatant lies. In the wake of that, the Official Secrets Act was used in a failed attempt to prosecute the whistle-blower (Clive Ponting) and from thereon in Thatcher declared open warfare against the media. The BBC, Channel 4 and several magazines used to get raided by Special Branch. It didn't seriously dent Thatcher's popularity though. Hell no- the electorate still wanted to wrap it's lips around her saggy old labia.
The difference was that Blair always attempts to be the nice guy, whereas Thatcher didn't give a flying **** about what anybody thought and had no qualm about being overtly nasty. Don't think I'm being nostalgic about the 1980's, though. The fact that the evil old witch is gone is one that still gives me a warm rosy glow every morning. Still, if that's what the British public want, then why not deliver it? Perhaps it's the lingering effects of the public school systems, where canes whipped down onto quivering buttocks to be met with response "Thank you, Sir. May I have another?". Britain doesn't want to be cajoled and one over- it wants to be bully-bummed. So once Mr Blair is feeling well enough to return, he should drop the smart suits and big smile. Instead he should start deliver his speeches in full dominator gear- leathered up to the eyeballs, and waving a studded and unlubricated butt plug of epic proportions. Once he starts leering and rubbing his crotch, the tightly puckered little arseholes will start frantically winking in anticipation and the legions of middle England will be so keen to vote him back in that they'll be climaxing in the voting booths. |
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