20-10-2003 21:17									#1
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Okay, due to the fact that conservatives have nothing better to do than to tell people who to live their lives, BG and I have had to wait another day to get married. In the civilized North, where liberals rule, a marriage license costs $35 and you can get married on the same day and they take credit cards. Not so here in the South. Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage, but you have to go to the Courthouse to get the list of people teaching the course, cuz they haven't bothered to put it up on the web yet, despite he law being 5 years old.

So, we're getting married tomorrow, and then I'll be Mister Bunnygrrl.

In the meantime, we need some vows. You have until 9:00 PM EDT.

	20-10-2003 21:19									#2
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Do you, Mighty Mistress of Darkness, take this flabby old commie?

	20-10-2003 21:20									#3
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Oh come on, Laz, you can do better than that.

	20-10-2003 21:44									#4
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promise that you won't move to cuba without her consent first, no matter what sloww says.

	20-10-2003 21:44									#5
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She'd be mad if I didn't take her.

	20-10-2003 22:10									#6
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"with this ring, i marry you according to the laws of Moses and Israel"

	20-10-2003 22:13									#7
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Do you promise under no circumstances to support the borgeoise pigs and their capitalist running dogs and faithfully adhere to the teachings of Marx, Engels and Lenin for as long as you both shall live?

Yes?

Then you may kiss your comrade!

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	20-10-2003 22:23									#8
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The influence of taxation on dental care, and the resulting effect on the mariage statistics in Texas, has been till now vastly underestimated. Your wedding will still push higher the curb, which we expect to parallel the curb of your happiness. As a matter of fact, it would be difficult to understand how a so well prepared decision could not be successful.

Please accept this quote as a wedding gift for both of you : Love does not consist in looking at each other, it is looking together in the same direction (Antoine de Saint-Exupery).

	20-10-2003 23:03									#9
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Vows, shmows. You don't want vows. You want to express your love for each and (assuming you're getting hitched at city hall) torture some of the public servants who made you wait 3 days and pay $85.

In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.

	20-10-2003 23:33									#10
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Personally, I would use traditional vows, and edit them if someone else is more appropriate to you. Use it as a starting point, but don't necessarily stick to it completely.

I hope you find something that's meaningful to you, and I wish you happiness in your marriage

	20-10-2003 23:39									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.

We joked about this.

	20-10-2003 23:53									#12
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quote: Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage,

It's like buying a handgun, che. They want to give people a chance to reconsider.

Have you gone to the marriage counselling course?

What constraints are you going to put, che? Religious references are out?

	21-10-2003 00:12									#13
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The way a lot of marriages turn out, I would reguire each couple to take a two day exam consisting of questions related to their specific partner and married life in general before getting the go ahead. We need to introduce marriage boards to certify that the couple is indeed ready for marriage.

Unless of course the couple has been together for a long time.


Enough of my rant. Congradulations che.

	21-10-2003 00:17									#14
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I ask you to be my loving partner in everything I do or will do forever.

	21-10-2003 00:32									#15
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once again, congratulations, though I won't take up writing any vows.

	21-10-2003 00:35									#16
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No matter what the vows are, I think you should say them in French (use Babelfish or a friend). That should nicely give the judge/whoever a loop, as most people probably won't have a clue what you're saying, whether it's corny "I love you" stuff or communist propaganda.

Really any language other than Spanish would work.

	21-10-2003 00:49									#17
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I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.

	21-10-2003 00:54									#18
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quote: I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.

I don't think she would care if you stumbled.

Now, tell me what constraints you want and I can help you out.

	21-10-2003 01:21									#19
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just talk about the reasons you are getting maried

jon miller

	21-10-2003 01:21									#20
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it has to do with dentistry, right?

Jon Miller

	21-10-2003 01:24									#21
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We know your name

	21-10-2003 02:34									#22
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.

I'm offering assitance for translation and audio help.

	21-10-2003 02:39									#23
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Bah. Go simple and profound.

"With this ring, I thy wed."

	21-10-2003 03:17									#24
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When I have a marriage that actually survives, I'll feel qualified to respond. Nothing I've said so far has worked.

	21-10-2003 03:18									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Now, tell me what constraints you want and I can help you out.

Well, neither of us are religious, so that's probably the only restraint.

	21-10-2003 03:19									#26
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quote: Originally posted by DAVOUT Love does not consist in looking at each other, it is looking together in the same direction (Antoine de Saint-Exupery).

This I really like. I'm gonna work it in somehow.

	21-10-2003 03:44									#27
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Che: "I just want Dictatorship"
Bun: "I just want to be his Dictator".

or

Che: "With this ring, I thee wed/ to love and hold/ to be together forever/..."

	21-10-2003 03:50									#28
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Che

get a name change on apolyton

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	21-10-2003 04:06									#29
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I think you should work in: "HERE ME. MY DEMANDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE."

	21-10-2003 04:14									#30
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"I promise not to waste my time posting on Apolyton anymore than is absolutely necessary to get screwy advice on how to deal with you from people who don't have the slightest idea what they are talking about..."