 |
|
mrmitchell
|
|
We've seen changes from "X and Y Forum Moderator" and "X Forum Moderator" to "1337 Moderator", "Super Moderator", "Assistant Moderator"...
the owners just cleaning up, or is a change being made to the moderatorship hierarchy? New levels being added in?
|
|
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|
mrmitchell
|
|
Asher...give it up.
Or, better yet, YES, there IS a huge international conspiracy dedicated to keeping you off Apolyton. Every Mac has a hidden fee added onto its price (that's why they're so damn expensive) that goes to kickbacks for Markos and Dan to piss you off. They intentionally ignore the Mac forum until you make it an issue (that I only barely understand the logic behind you sometimes) and then they make UR a mod to keep you out of the OT as well. And it's not just Dan and Mark. It's everyone. We all recieve huge paychecks every time we exclude you and demonise you, Asher.
And that's not all! The broadcasting networks are paid to encode subliminal "Asher sucks" messages in every television show and song on the radio. You know that static you get on the radio? Play it backwards, and it's saying "Asher sucks, Asher sucks, Asher sucks, Asher sucks"...
But that's just the start of it. The government--the US Gov. and its Canadian branch both--send out mind-control waves through huge "thought towers" (disguised as cell phone towers) that tell people "Macs are great, PCs suck, Asher does too".
If this wasn't enough, read between the lines! A vast Illuminati plot, kept alive from the 15th century to this day by government officials who dislike Asher (and his previous incarnations apparently), dictates that in EVERY SINGLE TRANSMISSION OF THOUGHT there exists a hard-coded Asher dislike frequency to be broadcast. When you're only thinking, this signal is radioed out to thousands within the range of it...a new chip for its transmission is implanted into every newborn baby by the FBI. The chips are supplied by aliens, who also hate you.
Asher, the whole world is out to get you. Your best chance is to cook up inane nutcase conspiracy theories about it, before it's too late and one night while you're jacking off to your Pentium 4 EXTREME Edition, you're silently vaporised by Big Brother. (Who also uses a Macintosh. Your ass is screwed as firmly as it could be.)

|
|
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|
mrmitchell
|
|
Oh no! They've already gotten to you! Now you're starting to delude yourself into thinking there is no conspiracy, while in fact there is the biggest one to have ever been dedicated solely to making the life of one person miserable.
|
|
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|  |
 |
|
Gatekeeper
|
 |
United States of America
Feb 2000 time: 23:31
|
|
quote: Originally posted by Asher
I still question the motives behind it.
It seems like a counter-strike for the Mac forum thing.
I put an end to the mac-spam-forum and suddenly a new Moderator is appointed in the off-topic (my main forum) who is notoriously biased against me and constantly fights with me.  |
Contrary to everything you've heard, it was me, Asher. Y'know, you're always supposed to watch out for the "quiet" ones — me. While you were busy with the more outspoken Macintosh users, I was working in the background, bringing to bear my strongest weapon: the media.
I have contacts throughout the media world. My friends are everywhere, from newspapers to radio stations to television to the Internet. They heard my cry for vengeance (and the fact that they owed me a few favors), and brought to bear their own influence, adding it to my own.
Thus, UR was appointed assistant moderator of 'Poly's OTF. You have learned your lesson the hard way, Asher.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE MEDIA.
Gatekeeper
(OK, do I really need a for this?)
|
|
|  |
 |
|
Jon Miller
|
|
I must say that I am really surprised to see UR a mod
I feel that a very obvious candidate was looked over, namely ME
I mean, with all the time I have spent in Mingapulco under the tutelege of Ming, I thought I was ready to be promoted to the big time
well, I guess maybe I need a bit more expereince
Jon Miller
|
|
|  |
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:31. Apolyton Time is 00:31. |
top of page
|
| archivepost |
|
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
|
|
|
|
|
|