08-12-2003 09:11									#91
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hehe. not animated at all. not yet, anyway...

	08-12-2003 09:22									#92
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"i wish dust would never ever get near computers, or keyboards, or monitors, or all associated hardware."

Granted. It all collects on YOU instead.

I wish that I get all As on my next report card.

	08-12-2003 09:32									#93
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quote: I wish that I get all As on my next report card.

Granted. Your teachers all write

Awful student.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

	08-12-2003 09:37									#94
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Granted, you are now dead.

I wish that I had the ability to focus my efforts

	08-12-2003 17:15									#95
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you can and you do. unfortunately, they're all focused on you trying to become a mime.

i wish conservatives would realize that reagan was not the messiah.

	08-12-2003 19:20									#96
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Granted. Now they think he's God

I wish I had more willpower

	08-12-2003 19:24									#97
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You meet an attractive man named Will very anxious to provide you a lot of power

I was I was watching Tivo at home right now.

	08-12-2003 20:45									#98
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you are. however, tivo is the name of your wall, and you've just covered it in a fresh coat of paint.

i wish that christmas vacation were already here.

	08-12-2003 20:50									#99
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Granted. You get an early Christmas vacation, but you are given ten major assignments you must complete during your Christmas break.

I wish everyone walked on their hands, not their feet.

	08-12-2003 21:51									#100
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Granted. The definitions of "foot" and "hand" have been reversed in all dictionaries.

I wish there were no negative consequences to unprotected sex.

	08-12-2003 21:58									#101
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Damn, Jrabbit -- who here would be cold-hearted enough to put a negative twist on that kind of a wish??

	08-12-2003 22:28									#102
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me.

there are no negative consquences to unprotected sex.

however, you have to do it with the ugliest, skankyburnsiest, dirtiest person in the world, and you have no say in it.

i wish for one absolutely beautiful woman to plop into my lap and be absolutely enamored with me.

	08-12-2003 23:05									#103
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Granted. A beautiful woman "plops" in your lap, but you have to clean that up. Oh, by the way, she's totally enamored with the way you clean up her sh*t.

I wish I could clone myself and control my clone by remote control while the clone was at work.

	08-12-2003 23:19									#104
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Granted. but controlling your clone takes far more time and concentration than work ever did, totally taking over your life while your clone maintains your old, easy schedule.

I wish Chicago had S. California's climate so I could golf here year-round.

	08-12-2003 23:24									#105
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Granted. Chicago now has Southern California's climate, but because of the global warming that causes Chicago to have Southern California's climate also causes Southern California to become as hot as the surface of Venus. Well, since you wished for Chicago to have the same climate as Southern California, it now has the climate of Venus. (I know that didn't make any sense, but I don't care.

I wish there was a tunnel between the dorms here and the main buildings of the college.

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	08-12-2003 23:26									#106
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Granted. But the first time you use it, a major earthquake makes it collapse and you die.

I wish I had free monthly income.


Spec.

	08-12-2003 23:28									#107
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granted. however, rabid conservative nuts try to take it away from you, thinking it's welfare, while rabid liberal nuts keep expecting you to somehow have more babies.

i wish that weren't so stereotypically prejudiced.

	08-12-2003 23:34									#108
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Granted. Your views on race and politics are now considered the norm of political correctness, and society collapses under the strain, resulting in open revolution, with the angry mob having only you to blame.

I wish alcohol did not affect one's motor skills.

	08-12-2003 23:35									#109
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Granted. Also, sex becomes unconditionally unpleasant.

	08-12-2003 23:36									#110
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Nice one.

I wish monolith had posted a wish.

	08-12-2003 23:38									#111
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granted. however, ming had erased it.

i wish everybody could see the joy one can find in a compressed air can.

	08-12-2003 23:42									#112
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Granted. The demand for cans of compressed air grows so large, that there is no air left for the atmosphere. Everything gets sucked out to space. Thanks a lot, Q Cubed.

I wish the US penny was removed from circulation.

	08-12-2003 23:46									#113
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Granted. The resulting supply glut of copper causes the futures market to collapse, sending the economy into a tailspin.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

	08-12-2003 23:55									#114
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You do, but it comes with Alzheimers.

I wish waffles were round.

	08-12-2003 23:58									#115
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Granted, waffles are now round, but the only equipment to make them is still not round, so no waffles for anyone.

I wish for pretzels

	09-12-2003 00:50									#116
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quote: Originally posted by ICBM I wish there was a tunnel between the dorms here and the main buildings of the college.

Ah ha! Just as I always suspected -- you're the overlord of gophers!!

	09-12-2003 02:00									#117
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Granted. You now have pretzels. In fact, you now have billions and billions of pretzels. In order to get the salt for all those pretzels, the salt is removed from the Dead Sea, causing fewer tourists to go there. Enraged that you would harm their economy like this, the Israelis and the Palestineans join together to kick your ass.

I wish I could speak Russian fluently.

	09-12-2003 02:18									#118
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Granted. You are thrown in the Russian Gulag deep in Siberia. In order to stop Russian convicts from doing nasty things to you, you quickly learn fluent Russian.

I wish I was always where I needed to be, having everything I need, doing what I want to do.

	09-12-2003 02:58									#119
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Granted. Unfortunately, a few minutes after being granted your wish is revoked.

I wish that Shogun Gunner's wish above be revoked!

	09-12-2003 04:26									#120
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