19-01-2004 07:26									#31
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Just drink yourself happy like regular people AH.

	19-01-2004 07:28									#32
	Put an end to popups!

It's all worth it to have a cute wife though. They can't help it - they're women.

	19-01-2004 07:38									#33
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Yes well, there are many many benefits for putting up with this crap.

This was summarised well in the Everybody Loves Raymond when the grandparents were fighting and the grandfather admitted he needed to make it up with his wife because he couldn't sleep without the dragon lady beside him

	19-01-2004 07:39									#34
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You guys get Yank sitcoms in Oz? I thought you guys only had a set amount of electricity or something...

	19-01-2004 07:45									#35
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I don't know, I don't expect to be with a supermodel, but I would expect to be with someone that I find attractive

I woudln't want to be with some woman that didn't find me attractive

Girl I was with was both super nice and also gorgeous. Maybe she is high maintenance and I just haven't found out yet.

Some dude at work said, "my wife is ugly now, she's going to look like a monster when she's pregnant."

terrible

	19-01-2004 07:48									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar You guys get Yank sitcoms in Oz? I thought you guys only had a set amount of electricity or something...

Ya, the sailing ships bring them over every 6 months

	19-01-2004 08:36									#37
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I have a perfect detector for the high-maintenance types.

I grew up on a farm, and my mom keeps horses. Now, I'm used to the sight of manure and all, so I just take my boots with me if I ever want to go for a ride or if I have to feed the horses.

Did that once with a date, took her to see the horses, because I had to get everything done before we could take off for the night. She could not even stand to watch me tromp through the manure.

	19-01-2004 08:38									#38
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Why not go after a sexy, low-maintenance girl?
Thats my plan, anyway.

	19-01-2004 08:49									#39
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That's what I've been trying to do. Denise is great with this sort of stuff.

	19-01-2004 08:49									#40
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Horse's marriage: outwit, outplay, outlast.

	19-01-2004 09:18									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse You know those beautiful chicks you chase Ted? High maintenance is high maintenance.

Calling women "chicks" again Horsie? That's why you are having problems.

	19-01-2004 09:40									#42
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a. not to their face

b. just showing my age

	19-01-2004 09:47									#43
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Calling women "chicks"? The horror! I will now gouge out my eyes in hopes that it will erase my memory of this unforgivable sin.

	19-01-2004 09:53									#44
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Is that unfashionable? Should I call them Hoes or something?

	19-01-2004 09:53									#45
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quote: Why not go after a sexy, low-maintenance girl? Thats my plan, anyway.

Good luck on that. I bet she'll cook and clean for you too...

	19-01-2004 10:02									#46
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well you know low maintenance publicly can mean high maintenance in the home.

You just never can tell.

	19-01-2004 10:06									#47
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Sacrifice the boys for your own well-being. That's what they're there for. Any chore that can't be done by the boys needs to be hired out.

	19-01-2004 10:08									#48
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quote: Sacrifice the boys for your own well-being. That's what they're there for.

You sound just like my dad...

	19-01-2004 10:08									#49
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Tried and true. Tried and true.

	19-01-2004 10:14									#50
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Yeah, that's the way in works in my familiy. Three boys, so guess who had to learn to cook, as the oldest?

	19-01-2004 10:21									#51
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Always make the youngest brother do everything

	19-01-2004 10:23									#52
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Unfortunately we don't have any stables to clean out or pigs to slop.

	19-01-2004 10:25									#53
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Yep. Funny how my brothers don't whine so much about their chores since I left.

Now they get to do what I had to do on top of everything else.

	19-01-2004 10:35									#54
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Well that could work but the second boy is completely useless and brilliant at avoiding active participation in any chore with his brothers. He has that amazing knack some people have of participating in a work party without doing anything to help and usually without being detected.

He's probably got a future in some sort of management role.

	19-01-2004 10:43									#55
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He's going to go far in a civil servant capacity.

	19-01-2004 10:44									#56
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Yes, perfect for that - a future mandarin in the making.

	19-01-2004 10:48									#57
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Want a womans point of view?

	19-01-2004 10:49									#58
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YES!

	19-01-2004 10:54									#59
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If I understand correctly Mrs. Horse gets put off at your presence and is always finding things for you to do and then gets irritated if you do them.......do I have it right?

	19-01-2004 10:55									#60
	Got spare money?

yes.