07-03-2004 11:30									#1
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When we last left our intrepid bastion of freedom in the OTF, the suave Cold Wizard had gotten himself lost in the vast expanse of the ISR. Will he ever find his way out? Let's watch!

	07-03-2004 12:06									#2
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Did you ever get around to installing GPS in the ISR? It was on your to-do list somewhere I recall.

If not, a bourbon and coke thanks. This should be fun to watch.

	07-03-2004 12:58									#3
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Damn it -- I guess the coffee shop thread I started, can be deleted.

	07-03-2004 13:07									#4
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* Skanky Burns points and laughs.

	07-03-2004 13:11									#5
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quote: Did you ever get around to installing GPS in the ISR?

How exactly would that work with an infinitely large space?

	07-03-2004 13:15									#6
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Beer?

	07-03-2004 13:17									#7
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bah, you didn't pick my superior Shop name!

* ColdWizard begins making an infinitely large fire

	07-03-2004 13:30									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns * Skanky Burns points and laughs.

** MrFun fires a Weapon of Mass-Spam Distribution missile at Skanky **

	07-03-2004 17:19									#9
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* Skanky Burns finds his posts are now spread all over the forum, even to the Ron forum.

quote: How exactly would that work with an infinitely large space?

It has a scroll-bar on the side.

	07-03-2004 20:32									#10
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard bah, you didn't pick my superior Shop name!

Inner and Outer Sphere of what?

quote: * ColdWizard begins making an infinitely large fire

* DinoDoc wonders why a cold wizard would deal in that much heat

	07-03-2004 20:35									#11
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Inner and Outer Sphere of what?

Heathen!

* ColdWizard ties up DD and tosses him into the infinitely large fire.

	07-03-2004 21:27									#12
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quote: A Balor Appears, eats animal control and commie kitties. AECCP Cats reign free.

You forget that your precious AECCP kitties were wiped out, with a small exception. And we still have plenty of commie kitties, but we're holding them in reserve for now.

So, uhm.........

there.

	07-03-2004 22:18									#13
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Wouldn't an infinately large fire consume everything, thus negating the need to toss anything into it?

	07-03-2004 22:49									#14
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Quiet, you.

* Theben pokes che in eyes ala Curly of 3 Stooges

woo woo woo! Nyuk nyuk!

	08-03-2004 00:00									#15
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"A wise guy, eh?"

*cg raises his hand between his eyes, then slaps both sides of Theben's face.

	08-03-2004 01:11									#16
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** MrFun shoots two Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution at Theben and Chegitz **

	08-03-2004 01:19									#17
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An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it.

That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.

	08-03-2004 01:31									#18
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We don't serve false gods here.

	08-03-2004 01:35									#19
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun ** MrFun shoots two Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution at Theben and Chegitz **

*Mr. Fun fails to realize that Spam is a fuel source to online commies*

*Mass-Spam weapons are fully absorbed by chegitz and Theben*

"The POWER... The POWER!!!




* Theben resurrects commie kittens!

	08-03-2004 01:39									#20
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Damn undead commie kittens!

	08-03-2004 01:50									#21
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*Zombie commie kittens trap DD into a corner*

*ZCK engage DD in debate about the inherent flaws in modern capitalism to redress its past failures*

MWHA HA HA HA!!!

	08-03-2004 02:30									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it. That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.

The infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen is provided by the infinitely large storeroom, silly . The ISR hasn't collapsed into a blackhole, so the infinitely large fire contained therein won't collapse either, and again

quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Wouldn't an infinately large fire consume everything, thus negating the need to toss anything into it?

see above, and heathens still need to be tossed into it for the proper amount of charring.

	08-03-2004 04:13									#23
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc We don't serve false gods here.

*pets the Shogguth on a leash next to him and asks politely for the skinny latté again*

	08-03-2004 05:58									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Theben *Mr. Fun fails to realize that Spam is a fuel source to online commies* *Mass-Spam weapons are fully absorbed by chegitz and Theben* "The POWER... The POWER!!! * Theben resurrects commie kittens!

damn

	08-03-2004 06:46									#25
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No matter how much you wash your little paws, slimeweasel, the stain of your necromancy shall never come off!

	08-03-2004 06:56									#26
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Where are the swords? I was told there would be swords in here...

	08-03-2004 07:29									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Theben You forget that your precious AECCP kitties were wiped out, with a small exception. And we still have plenty of commie kitties, but we're holding them in reserve for now. So, uhm......... there.

The AECCP cats were never wiped out, they had cut a deal with the Go'auld so they'd continue to live.

	08-03-2004 07:43									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Where are the swords? I was told there would be swords in here...

NO SWORDS FOR YOU!

	08-03-2004 09:56									#29
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Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong now.

	08-03-2004 09:58									#30
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Bring it!