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Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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Oh, it's coming.

*Drake Tungsten gets on the phone with his ninja compatriots in Ueno...*
Theben is offline Theben
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Jan 1970
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quote:
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No matter how much you wash your little paws, slimeweasel, the stain of your necromancy shall never come off!


Who, me? Why? This is fun.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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I will take you down. I will take you down to Chinatown.
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I thought it would be Funkytown.
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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I want to go to the Car Wash.
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I could regale you with 88 Lines about 44 Women.
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Sounds stupid.

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No, you're stupid!
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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BTW, my ninja friends said that they're busy killing a whole town right now because some dude dropped a chopstick, but they'll be ready to bring some totally sweet vengeance down upon your heads very soon. Flee, you fools...
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Feh, I can't be arsed. I just pulled an 89 hour work week and have 3 days off as compensation. Those fookers can come to me...
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Blah!
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quote:
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No, you're stupid!



you're stttooopid!
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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quote:
Those fookers can come to me...


It won't be difficult for them, as ninjas can fly.

Here's some more information on the ninjas who will be cutting off all your heads soon. Please make sure to show the proper respect when these totally awesome mammals flip out and end your pathetic lives.
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** MrFun proposes that all patrons of the coffee shop surrendure their weapons and engage in a conciliatory group hug **
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quote:
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Here's some more information on the ninjas who will be cutting off all your heads soon.


As long as they don't cut off the important one.
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quote:
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** MrFun proposes that all patrons of the coffee shop surrendure their weapons and engage in a conciliatory group hug **


* Theben starts beating raccoons with chopsticks
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quote:
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you're stttooopid!


You're more stupider!
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Theben, you're just jealous because I beat you in Skanky's "I'm with stupid" contest.

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quote:
As long as they don't cut off the important one.


I said all your heads...
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quote:
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quote:
As long as they don't cut off the important one.


I said all your heads...


Ah f**knuts.

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*Shogun checks map as he walks in the shop....*

"Hmmmm, could this be the place everyone moved to" he muses to himself.

*Glances at patrons sitting at the bar*

"Hold on to your chopsticks, gentlemen!", Shogun barks loudly with his lips moving seperately from the sound of the words.
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Theben, you're just jealous because I beat you in Skanky's "I'm with stupid" contest.


Everyone beat me in that contest. But I try to have unusual answers, not a high score.
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quote:
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You're more stupider!


You're Stupid times infinity!


quote:
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** MrFun proposes that all patrons of the coffee shop surrendure their weapons and engage in a conciliatory group hug **



You're stupidest!

* Lonestar deploys AECCP "Omega Force" to take Commies and Iowan Homosexual Raccoons into custody.

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I'm confused with the Kansas bit . . . . . .
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quote:
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You're Stupid times infinity!


You're stoopid times infinity... +1!!! PWNED!!!

I will defeat j00!1! ph34r 73h B4|)g3r!!!!

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And they're also ordered to go after guys who used to have Lincoln avatars.
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Damn badgers.
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quote:
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"Hold on to your chopsticks, gentlemen!", Shogun barks loudly with his lips moving seperately from the sound of the words.


* Theben grabs crotch

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Tell me why you put Kansas in your post instead of Iowa.

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No I didn't.
 
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