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Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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quote:
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How much head could a five headed dragon give? Watch the teeth and flames.


5 heads fer 5 heads

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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**does best Mae West imitation** They don't call me mouth for nothing!

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Jun 2000
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I thought that was cuz you never shut up.

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Nov 2000
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Tiamat and Chegitz are in love . . . . .

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Mar 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I thought that was cuz you never shut up.


OOOoooooooooooo what a lovely person you are......you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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I thought that was cuz you never shut up.


Your black pot done boileth over.

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Oct 2000
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*pokes head inside*

hmmm....maybe I'll come back tomorrow.

*beats a hasty retreat*

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Nov 2000
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** sends Chegitz and Theben to their separate corners before they poke each other's eyes out **

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Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
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ahh time for some jugs of cold draught beer.... excellent

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Aug 2001
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quote:
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*cg kicks the raccoon.


CG does not kick raccoons. We club seals.

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you have a club for seals

do you serve fish oil drinks

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Aug 2001
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and Penguin porn.

Theben is offline Theben
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I friend of mine wanted to open a club called Club Baby Seals. I wonder what happened to it.

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ouch... makes for bloody coats

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Nah, it washes out.

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get that Cat a larg Jug of Irish Cream

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Jun 2000
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quote:
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Your black pot done boileth over.


Quiet you!

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc releases the commie hunting dogs

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hunting dogs,

oh most excellent

hope they get a good catch

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* DinoDoc releases the commie hunting dogs


* Theben wonders what DD is doing with communist dogs. Torturing them, most likely.

* Theben gives them treats, and explains how their cruel master is exploiting them for his personal gain

Go git them dirty capitalists, boys!

*arf! arf! grrrr.....[/commie dogs]

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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THEBEN!! be nice to the poor doggies......you'll confuse them. They'll think your their master if your mean to them.

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg looks at Tiamat *blink* *blink*

Didn't Marduk split you in two and toss one half down to make the earth and the other half up to make the heavens?

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That's still a sore subject.

* DinoDoc wonders why the commie hunting dogs aren't hunting commies

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Nov 2001
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* GePap throws in a Stalinist cat into the shop...

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Because you forgot to use a hyphen! Thus, your presumed commie-hunting dogs tuned out to be commie and hunting dogs. Grammar commies win!

Woot!

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*cg looks at Tiamat *blink* *blink*

Didn't Marduk split you in two and toss one half down to make the earth and the other half up to make the heavens?


Yes but one should truly never underestimate the power of a 5 headed red headed dragon. You have of course heard the old saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...........

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* GePap awaits the fight between commie kitty and Stalinist Kat.

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Because you forgot to use a hyphen! Thus, your presumed commie-hunting dogs tuned out to be commie and hunting dogs. Grammar commies win!

Woot!
Curses!

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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...........


I don't scorn you. I mock you.

*cg ties tin cans to Tia's tail.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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OOooooooooooo really Then you obviously have forgotten this dragons famous baseball bat!

**Tia shouts to Dino**

Dino the bat please......

**Dino reaches behind the bar**

Tie tin cans to my tail will you....MmmmmUUUUwWWWWAaaaaaaa

**Tia catches baseball bat that Dino threw and with one mighty swing THWACKS Che straight into the air with one swing while taking a deep breath and flame broiling him at the same time**

There.......guess that will teach him not to tie tin cans around a dragons a$$!

 
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