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Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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Originally posted by Tiamat
THEBEN!! be nice to the poor doggies......you'll confuse them. They'll think your their master if your mean to them.


I merely informed the doggies of their cruel plight beforehand. Treats were given out based on which doggie was most in need. I do not claim ownership of said doggies, unlike certain coffee shop owners.

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Curses!


Shouldn't that be, "Curses, foiled again!"?

* Theben points & laughs

HA ha!

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
time: 05:34
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You might want to ask Kasseopia how it feels to be a dragons torch toy.....he knows quite well

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King
Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
time: 00:34
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Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent.

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Nov 2001
time: 23:34
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Damn it commie kitty, Stalinist Kat is coming to get you!

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg tosses a ball of yarn to distract the cat.

"Ooh! A ball!"

*cg pounces on the ball of yarn.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent.


Ahhhhhhh yes but you didn't have Mr. Winkie cover by that so I see he's a bit..........well.......char broiled shriveled

It's not nice to mess with mother nature

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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He can just grow a new one, no big deal.

What?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:34
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che's a mutie! Burn him!

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg reminds dd, "flame retardant."

*cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
"Frigid *****!"

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc reminds che that even flame retardent materials burn

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Nov 2000
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Yep -- you guys are weird.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Raccoon! Kill it!

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Nov 2000
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** runs out of coffee shop before lynch mob catches the raccoon **

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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara *cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
"Frigid *****!"


May I remind you that I dined on salty sea men earlier and for lack of a better way to put it they do leave a "coating" action in ones throat so your liquid nitrogen was but an apaterife A tasty one at that. And frigid is not a term anyone has ever been able to use about me

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg rents The Dragon Slayer and plays it at the coffee shop.

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Mar 2000
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**Tia snaps legs off bar stools to use as toothpicks and looks bored**

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:34
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* DinoDoc realeases commie-hunting dogs to chase the commie cat.

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg runs up a tree.

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:34
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*walks in with a socialist sabre-tooth tiger on a lease*

*sits down at the bar*

One beer, and one bowl of milk please!

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Got spare money?

Tie the cat up over there and I'll give you the milk and beer.

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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Thanks DinoDoc...

*ties up socialist sabre-tooth to heavy table*

Looks like the usual crowd in here...

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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Jeez, I keep getting distracted. I've been meaning to ask this very important question...

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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:34
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*waits*.......

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?

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Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:34
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more bbeerr pleaz

yeah and amother one for me shadoo

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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:34
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
How? Oh wait..I get it. Your a tricky one Chegitz, very tricky. I like that wquality i like it a lot. People liek you, your going places in this world. Trust me, I'm psychic!


*starts to sing "livin la vida loca" on top of the bar, despite the fact that there is no karaoke system and BPB can't sing.(but the last part never really stopped anyone anyways.)

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Mar 2001
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i really need more bbeerr... burp

now I'm seeing a polarbear riding an elephant onthe bar... and they have not even knocked over the corn chips

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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*wakes up*

Coffee please...(it's a coffee shop after all)

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Mar 2001
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oh

do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????

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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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...yes, it's very imporant, on the tip of my tongue...

 
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