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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
oh

do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????
Is there any other way to make coffee?

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Nov 2001
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I want a triple expresson, stat!

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Jun 2000
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

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Jun 2003
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

About time
This coffee shop should be an open house today.

Triple-Triple Bushmills in a pint glass with Columbian coffee and cream for me please.

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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
It is one thing to declare something. It's quite another to actually do it.

* DinoDoc calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde

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Mar 2001
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wooo hooo let this be a day of great st paddys days war

roll out the barrells...

lay on the steaks

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* DinoDoc calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde

The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.

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* GePap decries the amount of class warfare in his favorite coffee shop

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The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
The mercenaries laugh at this pitiful attempt at intimidation and open fire with automatic weapons.

* DinoDoc offers Paddy the Scot 24/7 access to booze if he will be a general in DinoDoc's army

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* GePap unleashes the moderate leprachaun!

Said magical being rapidly eliminates all class warfare. Mercenary bullets turn to gumdrops, and magic beer appears for all!

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Jun 2000
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Don't drink the magic beer! Leprachauns are theives and they'll take your wallet and your clothes if you drink their magic beer.

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Mercenaries and pinko horde unite in kicking the crap out of the moderate leprachaun

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The Moderate Leprachaun sees the class warriors are not giving up-magically brings forth a thousand angry drunken Irish pixies


* GePap thinks this should be good- gets a bag of popcorn, which he stole from the management

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The class warriors break out the fly swatters and beat back the drunken pixies

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The drunken pixies hit by swatters instantly vomit on thier attackers a caustic slime that desolves all non-pixie flesh

Oh the horror, the horror.

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* DinoDoc is glad he kept enough troops in reserve for a second wave and equips them with projectile weapons and uniforms imune to the caustic slime

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Leprachuan's spell makes all projectiles into gumdrops-and the pixies take out their 3 foot long depleted uranium blades

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DinoDoc's forces take this opportunity to break out thier lightsabers.

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* GePap finishes his first tub of popcorn. He takes another one, and a couple of beers from behind the bar, since DinoDoc has been too busy conducting class warfare to take care of his shop

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* DinoDoc wonders when GePap will realize that the food he's eating is poisoned

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* GePap gags..then remembers that magic beer has coated his stomach and makes him immune

Thank you moderate Leprachaun!

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*cg drops an Irish nuke, aka, the Banshee! and covers his ears.

WWWWWAAAAIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!

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AHHH!

* GePap plans to sue Che for hearing loss and his dry cleaning bills due to the beer mugs breaking

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* Theben casts Silence 15' radius at Banshee

bloody hell that was annoying. Now I forgot what it was I was going to mention.

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*cg reminds Theben he's a one-armed fighter, not a magic user.

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* GePap unleashes robo-Cochrane to sue CG's ass! And Cg as well!

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* Theben reminds robo-Cochrane that suing commies is a waste of time

@ cg: I read a scroll.

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* ColdWizard pokes Theben with a stick

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robo-cochrane decides to sue commies family!

* GePap charge the CPA $30 for the dry cleaning.

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* Theben pokes Coldwizard with his fist

* Theben gives GePap $30 in confederate dollars

 
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