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Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:34
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*Drake Tungsten looks at GePap's beer, then at his ninja army, then at DD...*

Where's my sword? A decent Bizen blade would be fine...

Last edited by Drake Tungsten on 08-03-2004 at 20:56
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Cudles?
ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard looks around and shrugs
* ColdWizard summons a few dozen ice elementals to play with all the ninjas, dinosaurs and various other things.
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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quote:
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STOP THAT POOCH!


* Theben cues Benny Hill theme on jukebox as ninjas, zombie kittens, and various polytubbies chase after poodle
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
time: 23:34
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** MrFun grabs remote from the killer poodle and tosses it over to Theben **
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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This isn't a remote. It's my missing sock!!

Where's the remote?

*arf!

* Theben cues up Benny Hill theme a second time, now including dinosaur, transcendent god, and 5-headed dragon
GePap is offline GePap
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Nov 2001
time: 23:34
  Old Post 08-03-2004 21:24
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Don't forget the scantily clad lasses, and a bald old man with a cane.
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
  Old Post 08-03-2004 21:32
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yes, there are cameo appearances. Possibly even Janet's right breast will appear at the end of this theme.
Starchild is offline Starchild
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a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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You know what's more fun than one dinosaur? Two pissed off conjoined twin dinosaurs!

*snaps fingers*
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001
time: 15:34
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quote:
 Originally posted by Starchild
You know what's more fun than one dinosaur? Two pissed off conjoined twin dinosaurs!

*snaps fingers*



You had sexual intercourse with twin dinosaurs?

You know, there's a three headed frog lurking in another thread, if you're feeling amphibiously inclined.

Starchild is offline Starchild
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Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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I like it rough and honey, no man's rougher than a male T-Rex.
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Oct 2001
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quote:
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I like it rough and honey, no man's rougher than a male T-Rex.


Yeah, but afterwards you're allosaurus.

Triceratops, he's a tad gentler.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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Shogun dons a blue UN helmet and returns to a largely destroyed coffee shop....
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Where he is promptly eaten by the savage natives
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
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Oct 2000
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Ouch! Help me DinoDoc!!!!
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
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quote:
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Shogun dons a blue UN helmet and returns to a largely destroyed coffee shop....


And this differs from the other coffee shops how?
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Nov 2000
time: 23:34
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** MrFun is angry that he has ran out of Weapons of Mass Spam Distribution missiles **
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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*Drake Tungsten is surprised that Mr. Fun "ran out" of missiles in a scenario limited only by the extent of one's imagination. So sad... *
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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*Drake Tungsten is surprised that Mr. Fun "ran out" of missiles in a scenario limited only by the extent of one's imagination. So sad... *



smartass

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard gives MrFun a basket of strawberries
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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* Drake Tungsten would give Mr. Fun strawberries as well, but he seems to have run out of them. Strange... *
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Feb 2000
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how odd...

Theben is offline Theben
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Jan 1970
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One might suppose that ColdWizard stole them from you...

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Nov 2000
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Keep up with me -- I converted to the religion of Banananity nearly a year ago.
ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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really? I must not have noticed

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** MrFun sprinkles fairy dust on ColdWizard **
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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I have a feeling Mr. Fun will never run out of fairy dust...
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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He might have to wait 15 minutes after each use before he can use it again, though.
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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Ewwwww...

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You guys sure are twisted.

 
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