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chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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quote:
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Yeah, but afterwards you're allosaurus.

Triceratops, he's a tad gentler.



That was AWFUL!
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Puns generally are.

* DinoDoc tells Shogun to say Ba weep granna weep ninny bang. It's a universal greeting
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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You guys sure are twisted.


And evil. We are twisted and evil.
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001
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quote:
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That was AWFUL!


You're justasaurus you didn't think of it.

Trilobite harder next time.

Or I'll bite your ankylosaurus till it bleeds.
GePap is offline GePap
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Nov 2001
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*robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns
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Oct 2001
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*robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns


But with the aid of his cunning stunts and stunning puns, molly dextrously avoids the robotic rage of the deadly d!ck, purple helmet and all.

A mammoth task, but I had to be Cretaceous, to avoid Permian damage.
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Nov 2001
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AHHH!


That should be a banning offense right there..

certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard flees the shop, vowing not to return.... for at least an hour...

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Oct 2001
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That should be a banning offense right there..

certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!



No offence.


I'm as destructive as a Papal Bull in a Protestant china shop when I drink Apolyton's intoxicating verbal tea.
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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Lonestar is not amused.
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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The ninjas say that they're really glad they no speaka Engrish right now.
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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Build a wall of puns, I will Pteradon them all!

Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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* Flip McWho wanders into the coffee shop dressed in Gumboots, black shorts and a white singlet with a sheep in tow*

"Bartender, a speights please."
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Oct 2001
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* Flip McWho wanders into the coffee shop dressed in Gumboots, black shorts and a white singlet with a sheep in tow*

"Bartender, a speights please."


A night of Kiwi romance ahead.
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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Poor sheep.
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May 2002
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To be sure. Especially in a coffee shop as chaotic as this one.
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Oct 2001
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Poor sheep.


Bo sheep's beau peeps.
Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Oh NZ sheep are bred tough. Our sheep aren't like the ***** sheep in you country.
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Is that anything to brag about?
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Oct 2001
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Oh NZ sheep are bred tough. Our sheep aren't like the ***** sheep in you country.


Woolly bully.
Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Well DD your forgetting that I'm from NZ and well what else do we have to brag about?
Theben is offline Theben
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You're into tough love, huh?
Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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Mar 2003
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* Kidicious enters.

GO RAMS!
Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Nothing quite like it Theben
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Tough love is nice, but I draw the line well before sheep enter the picture.
Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Yeah but your an Aussie. 'Nuff said.
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I was just thinking.... Why sheep when there are plenty of people?
Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Hmmmmm well people are all good and all. Its just that well you ever had a sheep? Then you'd understand.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Hey, at least Aussies have the decency to get drunk first!
Not that we are ever sober, but that is beside the point.
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May 2002
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True. I have nothing against Aussies, except that they ain't NZ'ers.
 
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