06-04-2004 22:39									#181
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Urban Ranger, same reasoning as Skanky, just a different engineer, and to throw another person into the mix.

	06-04-2004 22:57									#182
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kassi

	06-04-2004 23:00									#183
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How could the body be lying down and be tied into the chair? This makes no sense. Urban Ranger could be trying to mislead us, and he certainly had motive to kill Tuberski!

	07-04-2004 00:29									#184
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Urban Ranger

Jon Miller

	07-04-2004 00:45									#185
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quote: How could the body be lying down and be tied into the chair? This makes no sense. Urban Ranger could be trying to mislead us, and he certainly had motive to kill Tuberski!

Urban Ranger

	07-04-2004 01:48									#186
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And he isn't an officer so I'll go along with this.

Urban Ranger

	07-04-2004 02:14									#187
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Continuing my vote from last round: Urban Ranger

	07-04-2004 02:35									#188
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The evidence is undeniable, Urban Ranger.

	07-04-2004 02:36									#189
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Looks like Urban Ranger is in trouble.

	07-04-2004 03:08									#190
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quote: Urban Ranger could be trying to mislead us, and he certainly had motive to kill Tuberski!

This can't be of Urban Ranger's doing, if he already killed Tuberski, surely? So it can't be him misleading us this time around.

	07-04-2004 03:08									#191
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Yep, Urban Ranger is looking really suspicious right now...

	07-04-2004 03:19									#192
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Why are you all docpiling Urban Ranger when he's done nothing to deserve this?

(and yes, I know I'm dead )

	07-04-2004 03:26									#193
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Urban Ranger - 10
Mart7x5 - 2
Kassiopeia - 1
GhengisFarb - 1
Skanky Burns - 1

Out of nineteen voters. That means four votes haven't been cast. Time for the technician to have some extra-vehicular activity, but this time without a suit.

	07-04-2004 03:45									#194
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wow..Some piling going on here...

	07-04-2004 04:15									#195
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That's obscene docpiling. I am in awe of your docpiling skills

Episode 4 : The Lone Ranger dies again

Urban Ranger stood before the assembeled crew shaking his head in confusion. His 94 lb body was shaking with fear as one after the other the whole crew voted for him. Alomost noone was prepared to stand up for the technician.

"But who's going to fix up the ship if you kill me?" asked Urban.

"We'll get some fool in a red jacket to do it, man" said Acting-Captain Ludd, "Now Frozzy, if you would be so kind..."

Frozzy escorted Urban Ranger to the airlock and closed the hatch. Urban banged on the window, and stuck his middle finger up at the crew, before the outer hatch opened and he was sucked out into the voids of deep space.

"May God have mercy on his soul," prayed FlameFlash
"## Syntax Error ##" commented Jamski2000

Jon Miller pressed ctrl-alt-del on Jamski2000's keyboard.

"Ah well," said Skanky "Anyone for a whiskey?"

Rah just looked at him evilly.

-Jam

	07-04-2004 04:32									#196
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Episode 5 : When I'm 64³

The party in Skanky's Enlisted Men's Bar went on for a few hours, and a slightly more refined party happened upstairs in Rah's Officer's Bar, but round about teatime on baord the ASS Apolyton, General Ludd ordered all crew to get back to their positions, and to try and repair the ship.

As GhengisFarb had nothing to do, since everyone was busy working, he thought he'd walk down to the engine room to visit the Chief, and to try and clear his head a bit from all the whiskey he had drunk.

"Hello Mart" he called as he entered the engine room "Are you there?"

There was no answer. An elderly engineer stepped in front of Ghengis and held out his hand. Ghengis shook it.

"Have you seen the Chief anyway, grandpa?" asked Ghengis.

The old man tried to speak, but only a whisper came out.

"...she won't take it Jam..." he started to say, and then crumbled into dust.

Ghengis looked at the nametag on the empty uniform as it fell to the floor - it was Mart7x5.

Just then Theben entered the engine room.

"Have you seen the Chief anywhere, Ghengis?" he asked.

Ghengis indicated the heap of dust on the floor, and pushed the name tag into Theben's hand.

"Oh crap" said Theben "Another one."

It is now day and you can vote!

-Jam

	07-04-2004 04:34									#197
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code:



Name

Position

Status



rah

Entertainments Officer

Alive



Hercules

Captain

Dead - Crew



gjramsey

Navigation Engineer

Alive


GhengisFarb

Holodeck Engineer

Alive


alva

2nd Officer

Alive


Tuberski

Head of Security

Dead - superannuated



Guynemer

Intelligence Officer

Alive


Jonny

3rd Officer

Alive


Zopperoni

Aide to Captain Hercules

Alive


Theben

Weapons Officer

Alive


Kassiopeia

Shuttle Pilot

Alive


Doc

Medical Officer

Alive


FlameFlash

Ship's Chaplain

Alive


Mart7x5

Chief Engineer

Dead - superannuated



Scatty Bums

Recreational Operations Engineer

Alive


Vlad Antlerkov

Communications Officer

Dead - neck broken



ADG

Food Prep Assistant

Alive


General Ludd

1st Officer

Alive


Urban Ranger

Hull Maintainance Techicican

Dead - crew



Spiffor

Federation Government
Representative

Alive


Jon Miller

Data Sorting Officer

Alive


Frozzy
Security Guard

Alive

Clues onSend

-Jam

	07-04-2004 04:40									#198
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Oh crap, it got me too
I have a feeling there is an alien bug in human flesh onboard

	07-04-2004 04:52									#199
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* Waits for clue(s) to be posted *

	07-04-2004 05:16									#200
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger This seems to rule out the venerable Spiffor.

Agreed. If someone is trying to prevent us from communicating with Earth, then surely Spiffor is innocent.

	07-04-2004 05:20									#201
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There's not much you can say when you'e orbiting a star and out of breath.

	07-04-2004 05:30									#202
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"Captain Ludd, there is a priority 1 sub space channel communication from Star Fleet Command", reported Jamski2000 who assumed the role of Communications Officer in the absence of one.

"On screen Jamski", replied General Ludd.

It was a one way transmission for captain's eyes only.

Admiral James T. Kirk from Star Fleet Command appeared on the screen. He conveyed the message of Star Fleet Command:

"Due to the grim situation onboard ASS Apolyton, Star Fleet is sending top security officer, Deputy Head of Section 31, Vulcan lieutenant commander Lj Cvetko. This officer's telepathic abilities coupled with his character devoid of any emotions should prove sufficient to solve the mystery of ASS Aployton in no time.

Even though he boarded the fastest shuttle, he is going to need a couple of days to arrive, so try not to exterminate yourselves until then."

"End of transmission", concluded Jamski2000.

Last edited by Ljube on 07-04-2004 at 06:03

	07-04-2004 08:43									#203
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I won't answer to Guynemer's baseless accusations. My gut instinct tells me it is Flameflash who did it. As a chaplain, he can't kill people, but having them die of old age is "natural", so it's ok to his religious type.

	07-04-2004 09:06									#204
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@Spiffor

I haven't even been active for all of today!

	07-04-2004 09:15									#205
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quote: Originally posted by Theben How could the body be lying down and be tied into the chair? This makes no sense. Urban Ranger could be trying to mislead us, and he certainly had motive to kill Tuberski!

Ah ha. Why can't a body be on the floor and tied in a chair at the same time. Clearly Theben is the killer.

	07-04-2004 09:23									#206
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I hate to break it to you Urban, but your voice can't travel through vacuum. That, and you are dead.

	07-04-2004 09:53									#207
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Yeah, you just want to be killed by the mafia.

	07-04-2004 13:08									#208
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The body may indeed have been tied to a chair and lying on the floor.

But Urban is dead anyway *shrugs*

Look out crew - there's a famous detective coming! (Although not in a shuttle from anywhere, but from a more interesting direction...)

-Jam

	07-04-2004 14:01									#209
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The best detective whose name ends in -tko will be here! He's sure to solve the crime, at least after accusing everyone.

	07-04-2004 15:57									#210
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Hmmm, DrSpike hasn't got a vote yet.