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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Too late, my friend.
(Only just noticed what "Apolytonian Space Ship" spells out?  )
Episode 6 : Exterminate the Doctor!
With Frozzy once more arriving late for the voting, it was decided to proceed without his input, however when the votes were counted, and found to be drawn, the crew didn't know what to do.
"## Wait for Frozzy ##" recommended the Jamski2000, before powering down.
Eventually Frozzy showed up, and without further ado, cast his vote for DrSpike, the ship's Medical Officer.
"I'm innocent!" insisted Doc as he was borne off to the airlock "I never touched him!"
"What about during your routine examinations, Doc?" asked ADG "You could have infected him."
"Nooooo!" cried DrSpike as the airlock closed on him.
FlameFlash said a short prayer :
"Lord I bloody well hope we've got the right man, 'cos I don't want to die yet!" and everyone said "Amen!"
"Will you do the honours?" General Ludd asked Jonny.
"Certainly sir" replied Jonny, and pressed the button to open the hatch.
The crew watched as the doctor spun off into space, swearing and cursing till his breath ran out.
Suddenly GhengisFarb started screaming and thrashing about wildly.
"Oh ow!" he shouted "Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh my god! Ow!"
The crew stepped back in alarm as Ghengis started thrashing around and foaming at the mouth. Theben drew his phaser from his holster, as did Kassi, while Skanky surprised everyone with a shotgun he had in his pocket.
"Set phasers to stun!" ordered Theben, who had been itching to say this for weeks. Skanky looked at his massive weapon, frowned, shrugged and pointed it at Ghengis. Rah looked at Skanky's skin tight uniform and wondered why he's never noticed that Skanky was so well armed before.
"I guess you're pleased to see me," said General Ludd.
Everyone just looked at him.
Ghengis took this moment to go into spasms so violent that his bones actually broke audibly.
"Everyone keep back!" ordered Frozzy "Prepare to fire, sir!"
Suddenly Ghengis split down the middle and a slim female form emerged from inside him.
"What the..." gasped FlameFlash "...she's naked..."
"Hello boys" she said "You have entered the Empire of HongHu"
"The what?"
"The who?"
"We have?"
She wiped some of Ghengis's blood off her forehead in a way that made most of the crew have to adjust their pants.
"You have entered the Empire of HongHu, of which I am a part. Take me to your leader," spoke the creature "You may call me... HongHu..."
"What do you want?" asked Spiffor "We'll do anything."
"Yes, anything," insisted Zopperoni.
She paused.
"I want..." she began "I want to join your crew."
And so she did.
HongHu replaces GhengisFarb, who had to drop out for RL reasons. If Ghengis was the killer, so is HongHu. And if Ghengis was innocent, HongHu is too.
-Jam
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Episode 7 : Fly Me To The Moon
"Ok..." said General Ludd, "You expect me to believe this story?"
"Yes, acting-captain, sir" replied Rah, pouring another beer for Ludd "I've seen it with my own eyes."
"In that case," interjected Spiffor, "We should have a look ourselves. We do have a mission still, to contact intelligent life."
Spiffor led the officers out of Rah's bar and down to the holodeck, where they met up with the rest of the crew. HongHu was bent over in the middle of a heap of computer circuitry, working away.
"I wish she'd put some clothes on," cried FlameFlash, covering his eyes, "Its a bad influence on the men."
HongHu stood up and turned to face the crew. FlameFlash ran out the room.
"Gentlemen, I present the answer to your prayers," announced HongHu and pressed a small button on a handheld box.
The air flickered and a figure appeared, dressed in the style known as "20th Century Science Fiction" and with slightly pointed ears.
"Oh," said Skanky "A holgramm on the holodeck. Wow"
"Not just any hologramm," said HongHu "Watch"
The strange figure walked out of the holosuite and off down the corridor.
"What's he doing?" asked Alva.
"Looking for clues, I'd guess," whispered Jonny in his ear "Sir"
"What?" said Alva.
"Its Ljcvetko, the greatest detective who's name ends with tko!" replied Jonny, "From the 20th Century. He's looking for clues, sir!"
HongHu turned and smiled.
"That is correct, earthhuman. He is looking for clues."
"But how is he able to leave the holosuite?" asked GJRamsey. "That can't be possible."
HongHu merely smiled.
"Please, can you tell... aaargh... help... "
The crew looked on in horror as GJRamsey aged 1,000 years in front of their eyes.
"Oh crap!" exclaimed HongHu, "Ljcvetko missed seeing that!"
The detective stuck his holographic head round the corner of the corridor.
"I missed what?" he asked "Oh, yes, someone must have used a simple aging device on him in the last 24 hours. Probably an alien artifact of some shape or size. Security shouldn't allow that kind of thing on board an ASS, should they?"
It is now day, and the voting may commence. I may have to deal with Mrs Jamski's mum
-Jam
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Zopperoni
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Excellent, it looks like we killed the neck-breaker!
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mart7x5
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Neck-beaker is dead...I thought so
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mart7x5
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Just to throw in some spice, I'm not a neck-beaker
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